Well I am glad that I am not as crazy as some of the women out in the world today. Saturday night was spent peeling off this aged cougar, with fake tits and lips. The guy beside her wouldn’t tell her his name. She started screaming into my face about “…well if he wont tell me his fucking name than he might as well kill himself!!!” With that she produced two real razor blades from around her neck. And I thought I had problems. Later I checked the bathroom for a mutilated overstuffed feline. No luck.

The state that I have found myself in has relentlessly attracted the weirdos. It is like the unwanted of the world are aware you are single and vulnerable. Ready for the reaping. For the record and since the notorious break up, I have ended up cornered by two bald men(not balding, there is a difference), over 38, fucked a prepubescent man with a gherkin sized penis, got the snub from a guy that left with Ms.Caker-and-I-love-being-white. Had two terrible dates, one had breathe that could stun a raging bull and the other wore 15 sweaters. Am I completely hapless?

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This artist’s name is Dug One, he’s probably one of the leading graf artists from the San Francisco Bay area. Heavily involved in the art and hip hop scene, Dug One does not only have art exhibits that are cooler than my wife, but is also involved in animation with a man named Q-Bert. I remember when I was living in San Fran, working at the Rice-A-Roni Factory. Met a lot of gay people. The San Francisco way, motherfuckers.

After the Jump Check out this Exhibit…..

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Geena Davis is really gross. I got issues with orange pubic hair, I am talking to you Mom. I guess I am just putting this up here because I like celeb tits….I don’t think the tits have to be nice to warrant a post, just like I don’t think you need to be cool to read this. You fucking loser!

Geena’s tits after the Jump

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Even doll fuckers have their rights too. So instead of constantly laughing at these freaky necrophiliac rapists, I figured I would post a comment from the message board outlining and addressing the misconception that doll fuckers have to live with everyday. They hate when people like me say “your sad lives and lack of confidence and social skills, probably caused by severe psychological issues stemming from a molesting uncle and a mother who breast fed you until you were 16, bringing your to fuck a giant 5,000 dollar silicone woman”. In their defence this is what one of the members had to say. Take it with a grain of salt, I know that I would never take someone would showers with a doll, then fucks it too seriously…..I wonder where this guy likes to cum while with his doll, I also wonder what the first thing that comes to mind when he finishes off is. I can only assume severe embarassment, humilation and sense of disgust with yourself….

Read Doll Owner Defense – After the Jump

I’m sure something of this effect has been posted before, but I’ve been surfing and running across the stupid things people think about real doll owners. I know no one here really cares too much what these people think, but I’d like one of them to happen upon this post and realize just how stupid they are. If the moderators think this can be better written go ahead and change it.

Doll owner misconceptions.

1. We are not into necrophilia. We do not buy dolls to act like we are having sex with a corpse. The dolls can be heated with a blanket to approximate skin warmth, which almost all users do. Just because lifelike dolls unsettle you don’t try to demonize a doll owner to justify your tiny view of the world. The fact of the matter is most doll owners simply don’t want to deal with all the negatives and hassles of a real parter, but simple masturbation just doesn’t satisfy.

2. We are not potential serial killers/ rapists living out our fantasies on dolls, who will ramp up to the real thing later. I’m not going to go into how idiotic the serial killer thing is, but as far as rape, rape isn’t even really about sex it’s about hurting someone and is usually preceeded by a robbery. A rapist would get no satisfaction from a RD it does not resist, run or scream, or submit. It just is.

3. We are not sad lonely individuals who never had a friend in the world. We simply like dolls as well. By reading various posts I’ve found that most doll owners have full lives and quite a few are accomplished people who probably have done/earn more in their lives than you ever will.

4. The dolls are for sex, but are also a hobby. Most doll owners end up starting some sort of photography hobby as well.

5. We are so ugly/ geeky (insert description here) that we are incapable of finding a person of the opposite sex anyway. Quite few doll owners have signifigant others, and just like dolls. Others have been through the relationship grinder with jerks and just don’t want to deal right now.

6. We are incabable of the emotion of love and just see women/ men as objects to be used. By reading many posts I’ve come to the conclusion that doll owners are some of the most romatic, sensitive, sensuous people around. Some people get dolls to fill a physical craving and not cheat on a spouse, others to add spice to the bedroom.

Many doll owners get a doll because of longing for real love. They don’t want to jump into a realtionship just for sex, and end up with a broken heart or hurting someone else when the sex fizzles. So, they get sex from a doll instead and wait for love to happen.

Alright….sick-o!!

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Carmen Electra is a whore, anyway you look at it. She is married to a rock and roll star, she’s got implants and she looks like a stripper. But in the 90’s this is what was considered hot, huge fake tits, fake hair and lots of lipstick. Sister, we in the 00’s now, and we like our bitches to look underage, coked up and modest breasted(no bra).

Pics of Carmen Electa, Pussycat Dolling in in Australia for the MTV awards After the Jump.

via All The Pink

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I remember the first viral video that hit my computer back in 1999. It was two asian women in the bath throwing up in each other’s mouths. I remember thinking to myself how sick it was, but as I played it over and over and over again, I started liking it. My impotency never allowed me to pleasure myself while watching those clips, but I will always remember how hot it was. This t-shirt represents that time in my life. A puke fetish, now to be worn proudly on your chest, pervert!

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Pedophiles unite. Now I know she may be 12 but I like to use that “if she’s in a bar, she must be legal” theory. Jaime Lynn Spears is on TV, and we know that girls on TV grow up faster and better than girls who are in your local neighborhood. Dude, we’ve got haute couture models who are 14 years old and underage girls doing more coke in the nightclub than a 45 year old mexican hooker.

Check out some dirty paparazzi pics of the girls together….after the jump

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Pedophiles unite. Now I know she may be 12 but I like to use that “if she’s in a bar, she must be legal” theory. Jaime Lynn Spears is on TV, and we know that girls on TV grow up faster and better than girls who are in your local neighborhood. Dude, we’ve got haute couture models who are 14 years old and underage girls doing more coke in the nightclub than a 45 year old mexican hooker.

Check out some dirty paparazzi pics of the girls together….after the jump

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Nothing like starting your week to some video clips we found around the internet for you. None of them are that good, so you probably shouldn’t click the links. I was too busy sticking my paycheck down some strippers g-string to care about delivering quality clips. Bastards!

VIDEOS AFTER THE JUMP

Chin Talkers (Not Funny At all)

Topless Girls Dancing (NSFW)

Paul Vault Accident

breastfeeding cat (older)

Anna Kournikova SI Shoot

Black People (old)

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I am really not down with pop culture. So you probably shouldn’t be coming here if you want info on the 2005 Eurovision Song Contest this happened at, or if you want to find out about how she is a Popstars reject. You see, I am more down with drinking moonshine in the park with my homeless buddies. We have lots of laughs when Jimmy the rubbing alcohol fiend laughs off his temporary blindness in unintelligible english. Poor Jimmy now, even if he wasn’t on the street and had access to a computer he wouldn’t be able to see these pics, that blind motherfucker. It is your job to enjoy them for him.

NIP SLIP and Bio AFTER THE JUMP

Bio:

In the early 2000s, Javine became a major R&B star in England, where her hip-hop-influenced urban contemporary has drawn comparisons to Aaliyah and Beyoncé Knowles as well as Samantha Mumba. Some of Javine’s fans have viewed her commercial success in the U.K. as an example of either sweet revenge or resilience — or both. Before Javine hit big as a solo artist, the London native suffered a surprising defeat on the British talent show Popstars; in 2002, she was among the contestants who competed for a place in what became the female pop quintet Girls Aloud. The program’s judges included Geri Halliwell (of Spice Girls fame) and Pete Waterman (of England’s hit producing/songwriting team Stock, Aitken & Waterman), and Javine was among the final contestants.
During the competition, Javine became quite popular with viewers — her admirers were certain that she would be selected for the group, but when all was said and done, she wasn’t among the five female singers who was chosen. Some viewers cried foul, alleging that the votes were rigged and that Javine — for all her popularity — had the deck stacked against her. But that controversial defeat — fair or unfair — certainly wasn’t the end of the world for Javine, who pursued a solo career in 2003 and was approached by several labels in the U.K. She ended up signing with Innocent Records, home of the female dance-pop group Atomic Kitten.

Born Javine Dionne Hylton in London on December 27, 1981, the singer grew up in West London’s Ladbroke Grove section (one of the stops on the subway’s Hammersmith & City line). Javine’s interest in music was greatly encouraged by her mother, who had a large collection of soul and reggae albums. Javine started building a music collection of her own as a preteen, and when she was growing up, her tastes ranged from Aretha Franklin (who she has cited as her favorite vocalist) to Salt-N-Pepa to British singer/rapper Neneh Cherry. At 18, Javine auditioned for the role of Nala in a London production of the play The Lion King; she got the part and played Nala for two years.

After that came Javine’s well-publicized participation in the Popstars series — and for those who claim (true or untrue) that she got a raw deal, sweet revenge came in July 2003, when her debut single, “Real Things,” entered the British pop charts in the Top Five. Although “Real Things” (a commentary on materialism and the bling-bling trend) wasn’t a big hit in the United States, it was huge in the U.K. — and in various interviews, Javine was quoted as saying that not being chosen for Girls Aloud turned out to be a blessing because a solo career had allowed her to move in a more R&B-oriented direction. In November 2003, Innocent released Javine’s debut album, Surrender, and the infectious single “Surrender (Your Love)” became another major hit in the U.K. It was also in late 2003 that Javine became an opening act for pop-rapper Nelly on the British leg of his international tour. ~ Alex Henderson, All Music Guide

PICS VIA ALL OVER THE INTERNET but Big Up to Popdoh and Taxidriver

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