Well the final installment of the kosher series is upon us today. Hope you have learned and enjoyed this series.

The Jewish fact of the Day:

Foods which contain neither meat nor milk, fruit and vegetables, may be eaten with either meat or vegetables. These foods are known as parev or parve.

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Videos come and go, just like women, friends and jobs. But every now and then we look back on the videos we have posted over the last couple of weeks, and think to ourselves “wow”. I don’t think you should miss out on the opportunity to see the videos we liked today. So check them out – After the jump.

Weird goth chick – not sure what she is doing
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Sledding Accident – Not that funny
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TV Nipple Slip
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Shower Scene
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Porn Bloopers
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Fat Chick Gets Assaulted on Stage
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After sleepless nights and a shelf of ‘little mothers helpers’; I decided to go the way of the blind date. I am thinking this will be my ticket to the bounce back. However, the cross over from blind-date-material to casual-sex-partner is apparently massive. Similar to crossing the grand canyon on a sheer thread of integrity. After taking about 10 different angle looks, I decided that this would not be for me. Even after chugging 4.5 glasses of cheap-acid-bar-wine, I still couldn’t make the cross over. Moreover, it still felt like I was wearing a sweater made of hair. Thank god, the goatfucker ex doesn’t live in this city. My luck I would walk right into him and his new lovely addition. Them both gleaming in all their new found glory. Me, with jogging pants on, a weeks stack of movie rentals under my arm, getting off the bus, with a huge oversized puss ball zit on my face. Would be fucking fantastic. Instead I walked out of the bar alone, and literally almost got clipped by a taxi.

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Every person has one special day…Their birthday. Back in my law school days my tea`cher offered me an A for a good time on his birthday. Ever since then birthdays have been a scary for me. But i know some of you still regard this as a special day. Denise Richards is the top birthday today; did you know she was a guest in seinfeld in the Shoes episode as the NBC boss president? And who can forget her p-boy pics from December, which we have posted after the Jump. So lets find out who else was born today.

#3)Ronald Knox (02/17/1888 – 08/24/1957) writer, theologian

Quote: “A good sermon should be like a woman’s skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

#2)Michael Jordan(02/17/1963 – )

Quote: “Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.

#1) Denise Richards (02/17/1972 – ) US actor (wife of Charlie Sheen)

Quote: “First of all I work out, second of all the Director of Photography on our film is amazing and I told him if any cellulite shows I will kill him!”

Celbrity Factor Gallery

Denise’s Mr Skin Bio:

With flashing eyes of emerald green and lips like plump, candied slabs of love, Denise Richards is pretty enough to have secured a movie career without ever having shown anything. Indeed, her breakthrough role in Starship Troopers (1997) was a fully clothed jaunt, although no amount of fabric could conceal the trundling treasures of her heaving chest. Those beauties, and the booty that backs them up, were brought to light in Wild Things (1998). Playing a devious and oversexed rich chick, Denise started off by doing a bold bikini strut but soon discarded that top for wilder things. The film’s highlight was a three-way grope and slurp that featured Matt Dillon and Neve Campbell going hot and bothered for the bare breasts and sucking tongue of pop-top Richards. In a celebratory mood, Matt dribbled champagne through Denise’s cleavage and tongued the bubbly off. His is not the only cork that will pop.
Skinfo: Denise married Hollywood scion Charlie Sheen. Their pre-nup reportedly had a clause that guaranteed her $4 million if Charlie was caught cheating, even if it’s only with hookers.
Quote: About the Wild Things nudity: “I had such anxiety about those scenes. For me, it was a big deal because they were my breasts and there was a shot of my rear end.” Those are a big deal for everybody, honey.

Denis as Molly in Seinfeld

Denise in Wild things

P-BOY Magazine

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I remember the first doll I ever got. It was one of those cheap blow up dolls made out of beachball material. That was before I saved up my money made from collecting bottles and cans by digging deep into the trash on every street corner to purchase a realdoll. I am joking people. I don’t have sex dolls, they are too damn expensive and after I am done with them they smell like shit and stink up my whole house. I think that may have something to do with the fact that I really get off by shitting on their little plastic faces.

Celebrities get dolls made in their image, so perverts everywhere can pretend the toy in their ass is really Britney Spears. I dug deep into the depths of the internet to find some random celebrity dolls…

Check them out – After the Jump

Dead

Sonny Bono – Dude can’t ski, hit a tree

Princess Diana – Killed by the government – Covered up by blaming people with cameras and motorbikes…

FloJo – Steroids stopped her heart

Groucho Marx of the Marx Brothers – pneumonia

Freddie Mercury – Pneumonia caused by AIDS caused by Homosexuality

Liberace – Aids caused by Homosexuality (batty boy boom)

George Burns – Old Age

Jim Morrison – Drugs

Elvis – Drugs

Gay:

Elton John – Just Gay.

Boy George – Just a Tranny

Pedophile:

Michael Jackson

People Who Will Never Have Dolls Made In their image again:

Cher

NKOTB

NKOTB-Donnie

NKOTB-Jordan

NKOTB-Joe

NKOTB-Danny

Vanilla Ice

John Travolta

Prince Charles

Luke Perry

Donny Osmond

MC Hammer

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Today is a special day, a day for video clips for you to watch at work and hopefully get in trouble for. I didn’t actually make these videos because I am a talentless hack, but I have found them for you from the various sites for you to watch, enjoy and possibly masturbate to. You are a pervert and your mom knows you’re chronic. Touch your toes.

Clips after the jump

Pillow Fight
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Snowmobile Accident
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Crazy Driving
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Guy Sprays Axe Up His Nose
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Intercom Commercial
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Lesbian Clip
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Sandpaper Drag
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Naomi Campbell is known for being a cunt. She was recently dating Usher the orgy loving sexual deviant and she was all over the news for a scene she caused in a restaurant. After seeing these pictures, which are obviously old, Campbell should be worrying less about being a Diva Cunt, and more about maintaining that disgusting bush. I love bush as much as the next pervert, but when it’s clumpy cabbage patch hair, also called taco meat like Bill Cosby’s chest, my penis retreats back inside my body. Which isn’t a very far journey….

Check out the Cabbage Patch of Love – After the Jump

via TAXIDRIVER

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Allegra Versace, niece of murdered designer Gianni Versace and daughter of Donatella, and owner of a controlling stake in the $A585 million fashion empire is Anorexic.

I know I don’t care either.

More pics after the jump

Watch out – She’s already a cunt
Article here

Post inspired by a thread at LuxuryFashion.com

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Allegra Versace, niece of murdered designer Gianni Versace and daughter of Donatella, and owner of a controlling stake in the $A585 million fashion empire is Anorexic.

I know I don’t care either.

More pics after the jump

Watch out – She’s already a cunt
Article here

Post inspired by a thread at LuxuryFashion.com

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Every person has one special day…Their birthday. Today there wan’t that many great birthdays so we will limit it to the top 3. So if you are born today, Feb 16, you share a birthday with these fine folks:

#3)John McEnroe (02/16/1959 – )tennis

Quote on losing a championship: “”This taught me a lesson, but I’m not sure what it is.”

#2)Sir Francis Galton(02/16/1822 – 01/17/1911) English scientist

Quote: “Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas.”

#1) Sonny Bono (02/16/1935 – 01/05/1998)singer, congressman (ex-husband of Cher)

Quote on fame: “You’re just borrowing it. It’s like money. You’re going to die, and somebody else is going to get it.”

John McEnroe picture and fan site after the Jump

Quotes:

I’ll let the racket do the talking.
John McEnroe

If you believe that [Anna Kournikova’s claim that she is a virgin], I’ve never questioned a call in my life.
John McEnroe

If, in a few months, I’m only number 8 or number 10 in the world, I’ll have to look at what off-the-court work I can do. I will need to do something if I want to be number 1.
John McEnroe

It’s a fabulous place [Buckingham Palace], I’ll never forget it, and the right guy won.
John McEnroe

Now I get docked 10 to 20 per cent (of my appearance fee) if I don’t yell at some people and break at least one racquet.
John McEnroe

This taught me a lesson, but I’m not sure what it is.
John McEnroe

You are the pits of the world! Vultures! Trash!
John McEnroe

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