Slim Industries has a plan to help ease the suffering of the tsunami victims; Sending thongs. Why thongs you ask, “because clothing is more useful than money. Money gets wasted too much while we pass it through people’s hands. Besides, the government has too much business controlling money flows. We don’t want money, we want what people can use”.

They ask that all the ladies send their used female thong underwear they won’t wear or don’t want to wear.

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I used to be a gardener at Minxy Winxy Pudding + Pie’s parents estate. Her dad caught me climbing up the laddis work to peek in her window, while she showered. I told him that I was just trimming the ivy, but he wouldn’t have it. There was a special bond between us and we exchanged emails. She has been a part-time contributor on our, and since she turned 18, I will totally ride her like she was the tractor mower.

Here is Minxy Winxy Pudding and Pie – Exposed.
That’s right bitch, I just made you famous.

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If I could afford a cell phone, I would get one with a camera in it. If I could afford clothes, I wouldn’t be wearing a rope for a belt or a t-shirt from 1972, that I found in the alley outside our 1 bedroom apartment. It took hours to get the blood stains out. I would also have socks and underwear, shoes that I didn’t have to wear with plastic bags over my feet, and, most importantly, real alcohol to get me through the days, not this dollar store moonshine we made it the bathtub.

Moblog gallery of some perverted dildo owning exhibitionist, after the jump.

You can see more hardcore pics of Downtown Girl here

I am gonna make you famous, girl…

Update:

You can find a 20 page gallery of moblog pics here (sexblo.gs)

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Yeah – so she was dirty, got pierced and decided to go glam and get engaged to some scruffy homeless dude. She assaulted her hair up there, and now she is balding, but a bald x-tina is better than no x-tina…I remember when she was a genie in a bottel, rubbing her the right way was never an option for me, so I just rubbed myself instead….

More Christina Aguilera pictures after the jump

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Yeah – so she was dirty, got pierced and decided to go glam and get engaged to some scruffy homeless dude. She assaulted her hair up there, and now she is balding, but a bald x-tina is better than no x-tina…I remember when she was a genie in a bottel, rubbing her the right way was never an option for me, so I just rubbed myself instead….

More Christina Aguilera pictures after the jump

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I remember the day Justin Pierce hanged himself. For those of you who don’t remember him, he was Casper inkidsIt took me a few days to find out because I was sleeping with a one-legged hooker in Alabama. She priced herself on a discount, but should have set a premium, the positions she could get herself into were mind blowing, something only a one-legged hooker could do.

If you don’t want to miss out on any celebrity deaths go Here

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Back in Mexico we had to hunt for food. We were so poor that we had no other choice. I was responsible for bringing home the meat. I would go out as a little boy with nothing by a stick and rusty nail and I would hunt. I would never come home empty handed, however the animals I hunted were mainly rodents, like rats.

These crazy fucks have a page dedicated to their hunting pics. Their animal of choice is the Brown Bear. I won’t post pics, because dead animals are gross.

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We already mentioned that one of our favorite Victoria Secret/SI models Petra Nemcova was chilling in a tree when the tsunami hit. We already mentioned that she is now in a vulnerable place and vulnerable girls are the easiest to get. More importantly, the tragedy recently made her single and she is really ripe for the picking. Here are some pictures of her in the hospital bed, for those of you who get off to that kinda thing, and I know some of you have that doctor/patient fetish, freaks.

More pictures of Petra Nemcova after the jump.

Previously: I am – Supermodel Tsunami

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Rumour has it Rick has a second video of paris, this is a follow up to “1 Night in Paris”

PARIS Hilton was last night braced for the release of a SECOND video of her sex romps.

Sleazy ex-lover Rick Salomon plans a sequel to the tape that made him millons.

The gambling tycoon, 33, boasts he has more red-hot footage. A source revealed: “He is telling friends he has another Paris porn tape ready to go.�

Embarrassed hotel heiress Paris, 23 — a reality TV star in the US — was yesterday on holiday with her family in Hawaii.

More PAris after the Jump

The first tape became the most searched for item on the internet. The insider said of the new clips: “Millions worldwide will want to see them.�Via the Sun Here

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Think you can tell the difference? I know Jesus Martinez (the drunken Stepfather) cant. See how you can do.

Bottom cheeks and boobies: they come in pairs.
And they look somewhat the same.
But one pair gives milk, the other can stink.
One pair are in front and up. The other in the back and down.
So it should be easy to keep them apart. Right?

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