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Kinxy Winxy Anal + Guys is a fan of the site and wanted to let you all see his pretty little face. We are more interested in the lady in red. That reminds me of the time I was working in custodial services at a hotel and the lounge performer always sang that song. It brings a tear to my eye when I think of all the chambermaids I banged….

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2005

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Jan

I am – Menstrual Cup Community

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Nothing says treehugger like “I use menstruation cups.” These are for the girls who are against using tampons because they are oppressive and enforced by enterprising men just trying to get in their pants. Fuck the man, Fuck the System, Fuck Tampons, Fuck Toxic Shock Syndrome. Empty your menstrual cup into plants for a fresh pussy scented home….

Some Notable Entries from the Menstrual Cup Community….after the jump

The Diva Cup Makes Me Cry…
“Is there a really easy way to take out the divacup? (Yes, I finally got it to go in after alot of crying) I grab the base and pull it out but it stretches me alot since the top is open all the way and the suction hurts. I’ve tried breaking the seal, but I’m so small that I can’t get a finger up there. And by the time I get it low, I have to pull it out really quick or it feels like my vagina’s ripping open.”

Blood Clot, Big Up all Crew Inside

“I have been using the diva cup for a year now, had a keeper before that so am familiar with their use. The diva cup’s small holes seem to be constantly clogged with old blood/tissue that is very hard to get out, basically just by using the blunt end of a needle or sth. like that. Has anybody else found a solution to this problem? I got these thingies to make my life easier, not to keep me busy scraping clotted blood out of tiny holes… :-(”

Clamps to pull it out…

“so i bought the diva cup and i tried it…..I COULDN’T GET IT OUT!….it went in pretty easy, i did everything it said in the instructions but it was impossible to get out…my fingers couldn’t pinch the tip to take it out and i tried just tugging on it and it made it worse. i had to go get a mirror and some clamps to pull it out some more so i could finally pinch it and take it out with a loud plop. IT WAS HORID!!! =(”

Trannies have needs too…

“I’m a transgender girl still in a masculine body and I’ve joined this group, even though I won’t ever bleed, to learn more about cunts/vaginas (whichever term you prefer, I prefer the former), menstruation, cycles, bleeding and how it’s dealt with because of my desire to break down gender and understand people with the body I wish I was born with.”

Visit the Community Here

Previously: I am-On My Period

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2005

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Jan

I am – Hasidic Reggae

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I was always ignorant towards the Jewish people. I was always told that they didn’t like to get wasted on Friday nights, and that they were really cheap. Then I started working for Jewish people as a gardener, and they treated me amazing. I felt like I was the Filipino Nanny raising the kids, and all I did was mow the lawn. As years went on, I became more and more aware of their presence in society. They own everything, and are all over the entertainment industry. Even my lawyer is Jewish, but he was assigned by the local judicial system, I can’t afford a lawyer, I can barely afford this blog and it’s free (thanks blogger.com).

See this hasidic rapper perform after the jump (what can’t Jews do, comments please)

I would also like to thank Pimpin Poye$ter P for the submission, if he was a girl I would do him.

Live Performance HERE

official Site HERE

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2005

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Jan

I am – Jewish Law: Masturbation

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Jewish law clearly prohibits male masturbation. But I have been receiving many emails asking me why. From my research I have discovered that the rules “forbid any act of ha-sh’cha’tat zerah (destruction of the seed), that is, ejaculation outside of the vagina.”For women though there is no explicit Torah prohibition against female masturbation.

More After the Jump

This law is derived from the story of Onan (Gen. 38:8-10), who practiced coitus interruptus as a means of birth control to avoid fathering a child for his deceased brother. G-d killed Onan for this sin. Although Onan’s act was not truly masturbation, Jewish law takes a very broad view of the acts prohibited by this passage, and forbids any act of ha-sh’cha’tat zerah (destruction of the seed), that is, ejaculation outside of the vagina. In fact, the prohibition is so strict that one passage in the Talmud states, “in the case of a man, the hand that reaches below the navel should be chopped off.” (Niddah 13a)

The issue is somewhat less clear for women. Obviously, spilling the seed is not going to happen in female masturbation, and there is no explicit Torah prohibition against female masturbation. Nevertheless, Judaism generally frowns upon female masturbation as “impure thoughts.”

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2005

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Jan

I am – John Lennon Exclusive Video

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John Lennon was shot by a fan, I hope that doesn’t happen to me, because I am almost as famous but much less talented than he was. I came across this exclusive video for a song called Working Class Hero that he made post death. It’s a very moving song and touches close to home, because I am working class, and hero.

Enjoy HERE

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2005

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Jan

I am – A Reason to Buy DVDs

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There are many reasons to buy DVDs. You might like movies that are funny. You might like lots of great special features. You might be a diagnosed manic horder-collector, and you simply cannot control yourself when it comes to buying DVDs.

For all those reasons “Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle” would be a great DVD to buy. But you know, just like I know, that there really isn’t a better reason to buy a DVD than because it has really cute topless women in it. Well, this DVD has that too.

Click here to buy “Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle”

It’s funny, has great special features, and really cute, topless women.

Pictures after the jump

Here are those pictures of the really cute, topless women. As you can plainly see, they are really cute, and topless. Enjoy.

Oh yeah, if you like smoking pot, this would also be great DVD to buy for that reason.

Picture collages by Dann

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2005

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Jan

I am – Dancing Queen

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I don’t do black, I will never go back, and if I did, I would probably be doing it for the crack. Crack makes you do crazy things, it makes you love for all the wrong reasons, it makes you fight for all the wrong reasons. When I was smoking crack, I never admitted I was addicted. The day I realized I had a problem, was the day I woke up in an alley. I started to cry and went through dumpster after dumpster looking for some rock. That was before I met claudette, and I replaced my crack addiction with a dance addiction, but not with her. Have I mentioned that I have 2 great stepdaughters.

After the jump there are some pictures of the black man dancing. I am not talking that hype hip hop dance shit they teach at the YMCA, I am talking uptight dancing at an MIT dance competition.