Lohan was on the Tony Danza show on February 16th. Who’s the boss now? Lohan is. Here is the news of the day….daddy lohan arrested for drinking and driving….it’s ok lindsay we got your back…

Lohan’s father charged with DWI
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BY ANN GIVENS
STAFF WRITER

February 19, 2005, 1:08 PM EST

The father of teen actress and singer Lindsay Lohan drove strong into a telephone pole in Syosset early today barely escaping his car before it ignited in a ball of fire, Nassau police said.

Michael Lohan, 44, of Laurel Hollow, was driving a friend’s car south on Cold Spring Road just after midnight when he veered off the road and careened into a telephone pole, knocking it down and leaving live wires scattered across the road, police said.

According to police, a visibly drunk Lohan was able to get out of the car, but then returned for his belongings and was pulled from 2005 Volvo stationwagon by a Syosset firefighter just before the car burst into flames. He was alone in the car and was not injured, but was taken to Nassau University Medical Center in East Meadow to be checked over.

Lohan covered his face and declined to say anything as he was led by police to his court appearance in First District Court in Hempstead this morning. He faces charges of driving while intoxicated and third-degree aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle, police said, adding that he was driving with a suspended license.

The accident was the most recent in a series of scrapes with the law by Lohan. Last June he was arrested and charged with assaulting his brother-in-law with a shoe at a North Merrick communion party and he was arrested twice in the fall for driving while intoxicated and violating a restraining order taken out by his estraged wife, Lindsay’s mother, police said.

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Every person has one special day…Their birthday. The following 5 people all were born over this weekend. What a weekend for birthdays, read on to find out more.

#5)Poison Ivy Rorschach (02/20/1953 – )guitarist (Cramps)

Quote: “Lux and I have always been reckless and sought out thrills, taken risks, probably blown our minds in certain pursuits. It’s only from living this way that we come up with this stuff.”

#4)Lee Marvin (02/19/1924 – 08/29/1987)actor

Quote: “Ah, stardom! They put your name on a star in the sidewalk on Hollywood Boulevard and you walk down and find a pile of dog manure on it. That tells the whole story, baby.”

#3)Nicholas Copernicus (02/19/1473 – 05/24/1543)Polish astronomer

Quote: “Let no one expect anything of certainty from astronomy, lest if anyone take as true that which has been constructed for another use, he go away…bigger fool than when he came to it.”

#2)Cindy Crawford (02/20/1966 – )
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Quote: “Richard doesn’t really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can’t help it.”

#1)Kurt Cobain (02/20/1967 – 04/05/1994) singer, songwriter, guitarist (Nirvana)

Quote: “Nobody deserves to have their personal life pried into like I did and no one deserves to hear me whine about it so much.”

Pictures of our Birthday Guys/Girls after the Jump

#5)Poison Ivy Rorschach

#4) Lee Marvin

#3)Nicholas Copernicus

#2)Cindy Crawford

#1) Kurt Cobain

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I know you all loved the last Drunken Stepfather animal of the day. But the question is, can you handle another. The wild boar is a tasty treat and I used to eat Boar meat all the time untill my rabbi told me it wasn’t kosher. But if you are not kosher I recommend a Boar on rye with nustard.

The wild boar is found in Europe, Asia, and parts of North Africa. The boar can live in groups up to fifty. The wild boar’s mating season takes place during the winter months. The boar can have two to twelve babies in a litter. They are born usually between March and May. The piglets are not full grown until the age of four or five years.

More info after the Jump

Adaptations

Some of the wild boar’s special adaptations are its tusks and its snout. The tusks are used for protection from its predator. The snout is used for digging up soil so it can eat roots and plant bulbs.

Adaptations

Some of the adaptations of the alligator are its back webbed feet for steering and bulging eyes which make it look like a log. American alligators have very dark and camouflaged skin. They also have very sharp teeth for ripping off flesh and eating prey. Nostrils on top of their long noses help them to breathe on top of the water.

Niche/Habitat

The wild boar is found in the coniferous forest and in the grassland. It builds its home in thickets and tall grass. The boar does not hibernate, nor does it migrate.

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A while ago we posted about a site called Sexy Anorexic. We never said it was bad to like anorexic chicks, in fact, I said the oposite, my exact words were “stop eating donuts bitch”. The problem was that our readers didn’t dig the site, and made comments on how sick these anorexic lovers were.

No I don’t understand all fetishes. But I also don’t judge anyone who has a fetish, because what gets you hard is your business, and the powers that be control that shit. I just hope you aren’t diggin little boys, or diggin up graves to get your next fix you sick fuck.

I gave the webmaster of SexyAnorexic.com a chance to let our readers know his stance on what he does…and the girls he loves.

Check out the letter from the Webmaster – After the Jump!!

My site barely pushes the softcore category of porn, with mostly non-nude panty wearing pics. Our fetish is indeed a weird one, but real nonetheless. As such i’m committed to being as tasteful as possible in presenting the material the people with this fetish starve for(no pun intended). If I had better photographers, I could do even better, but not many people want to work with this genre, nor model for it so we do the best we can with what is available.

The girls who have modeled for the site are always treated with kindness. When they discover that there are men who find them divinely attractive, they are very surprised, and happy with the new knowledge. Just about all of the models are at the low weight pictured for a short time, and then return to a more normal(albeit still very thin) weight.

So back to the “disgust” thing. I’m not usually prone to that level of reaction. I prefer to respond with respect to the recipient. Written communication conveys so little. I could delete that post, and have thought about it, but to do so seems less than honest somehow. I’m human, and like anyone, I have a bad day now and then too.

I could come to your site and debate on the premis of “what about other fetishes like necrophelia, fat/weight gain, hard core sex, sex with animals…” ad nauseum. However I realize many people for many reasons find this site offensive and distasteful. Therefore it is. At least to those people. I find the smell of body odor offensive. Because it is… to me. There are people who like that smell.

Perhaps the difference is that most of the people who participate on my site choose not to go to other sites they find offensive and sound off about it. I also understand that the initial “shock” some people experience when first seeing this site, may compel them to converse with more than the usual amount of emotion and less than the normal amount of thoughtfulness. There are plenty of reasons this site will evoke that sort of behavior in certain people.

Finally, of the several hundred thousand people who took a look, maybe a couple hundred or even less, posted something about it somewhere. So are people all that bad? no of course not. Did I over react, well you decide.

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The magic of props to make a girl look hotter than she is, or more endowed then she is, is always amazing. This is the reason girls everywhere take hours getting ready. It is also the reason why girls have eating disorders, get plastic surgery, and have self-esteem issues. Suck it up pussy. This is the society we live in, you are judged on your looks, now stop reading this and make yourself look pretty.

Mallory from The Real World Paris was shot for the Swimsuit edition. I guess the photo editors weren’t looking at her tits to filter out this blooper….her insert that they advertise on TV to give you better cleav is sticking out.

That’s why they shouldn’t hire Gay Photo editors….

Via Golden Fiddling around the world

If you want to get your flatchested ass a pair – Go Here

If you want to see more picture of Mallory check out SI yo!

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The magic of props to make a girl look hotter than she is, or more endowed then she is, is always amazing. This is the reason girls everywhere take hours getting ready. It is also the reason why girls have eating disorders, get plastic surgery, and have self-esteem issues. Suck it up pussy. This is the society we live in, you are judged on your looks, now stop reading this and make yourself look pretty.

Mallory from The Real World Paris was shot for the Swimsuit edition. I guess the photo editors weren’t looking at her tits to filter out this blooper….her insert that they advertise on TV to give you better cleav is sticking out.

That’s why they shouldn’t hire Gay Photo editors….

Via Golden Fiddling around the world

If you want to get your flatchested ass a pair – Go Here

If you want to see more picture of Mallory check out SI yo!

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Lohan is a star to us, and we don’t care about all the gossip and shit that happens to her. We will always love her and she will forever be the twins in Parent Trap with her freckled face and fake British accent.

As the home of Lohan, we have to deliver the goods so here is the scoop on Lohan

Lohan Changes Agents

Teen actress LINDSAY LOHAN has switched agents as she strives to secure bigger film roles.

American TV network E!’s gossip columnist TED CASABLANCA reports the MEAN GIRLS star, 18, dumped ENDEAVOR for CREATIVE ARTISTS AGENCY (CAA).

Lohan’s spokesperson confirms, “It was time for Lindsay to move on.”

A friend of the redhead beauty tells E!, “What Lindsay needs to watch, is how to get more A-list projects. Endeavor wasn’t doing that; CAA already is.”
via ContactMusic

Lohan’s Dad pitches a reality show

LINDSAY LOHAN’s estranged father MICHAEL is keen to reconcile with his family – for a reality TV show.

Although his wife DINA recently filed for divorce, Michael is hoping his family – including FREAKY FRIDAY star Lindsay – will warm to the prospect of appear in a series on their lives.

But things aren’t currently looking good for Michael’s idea.

A representative for his 18-year-old actress daughter says, “Lindsay has not seen the proposal and has no interest in seeing it.”

via ContactMusic

No Contact Music is NOT the home of Lohan – We are…I swear!!!

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I found a new message board to frequent – because I enjoy congregating with weird people. It is called DollForum.com and is a community for people who have loving relationships with their sex dolls.

I guess there isn’t really anything wrong with keeping your sex doll in your closet, busting her out for the lonely nights, developing fantasies that she is real. Showering with her, Dressing it, Combing its hair…no absolutely nothing wrong with that.

You doll lovers are completely normal, and I highly doubt you were molested as a child.

Here is the message of the day

Hey there guys

Does anybody know where I can get just the lower half of a doll from waist to toes?

As realistic as possible

Yes, is some kind of fetish

Callesnegras

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The Adidas Superstar is the shoe of choice for streetwear bitches who don’t rock Nike. The airbrushing, custom, limited edition shit is nothing new. I remember rocking a Pair of Vision’s back in ’89 that I modified with a red ballpoint pen. Or my Vans checkerboard slip ons, that I colored in the white checkers with a blue pen….or my converse hi-tops back in ’86 that were two toned, pink and turquiose bitches. Or back in mexico in the ’70s when I was rocking the hottest paperbags ever. All the other kids were jealous because I could afford a pen to decorate those fuckers, they were a bitch in the rain…but better than the kids who wore used condoms as shoes….

I was ahead of the trend, and now I am out of the loop but sneakers are hitting the mainstream nice and hard, like my cock used to be before impotency…that’s right I am not 18 anymore.

More sneaker features to come.

Check out the Adidas Promo Video Here for their Superstars….they aren’t paying me to do this, but they should!
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Every person has one special day…Their birthday. Its great when your birthday lands on a friday so you can celebrate over the shabbat table. I used to knowmy birthday but due to legal reasons I was forced to relinquish it in 1964. Now I do not have a birthday and can only ask for your pity. Yoko was born today, so that makes today a pretty weird day. I have always hated her since she broke up the beatles and yet I still posted a picture of her and John naked after the Jump. Hounarable mentions go to who did not make the top 3 this year, but maybe next year they will.

#3)Helen Gurley Brown(02/18/1922 – )writer

Quote: “Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.”

#2)Andre Breton(02/18/1896 – 09/28/1966)
French surrealist writer

Quote: “Words make love with one another.”

#1)Yoko Ono(02/18/1933 – )artist

Quote: “Cosmetics is a boon to every woman, but a girl’s best friend is still a nearsighted man.”

Bonus Jewish Birthday: Sholom Aleichem(02/18/1859 – 05/13/1916)
Russian writer

Quote: “No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.”

Though Helen Gurley Brown didn’t invent sex, she sure made it more fun for women who read her best-selling books and enjoyed her work as Editor in Chief of Cosmopolitan magazine.

IMPACT ON THE ’60s: She is arguably one of the most influential women of the decade, perhaps even the century, and she did it all with her pen, first by writing the best-selling Sex and the Single Girl in ’62, and then by assuming the Editor in Chief position at struggling Cosmopolitan magazine in ’65. For the next 32 years she instructed, helped, advised, cheered for, encouraged, liberated, and promoted women, givining them a new manual for the sexual revolution. She was a powerful voice advocating women’s sexual freedom — armed with the pill, she showed women how they could use it, how they could take advantage of it, how they could thrive with the new technology, the new attitudes of the ’60s, and the new control they had over their sexual destinies.

After the ’60s, of course, she continued at the helm of Cosmopolitan, guiding it to spectacular sales since she took over. An under-achieving magazine with a circulation of 800,000 n ’65, Cosmo has become the most successful woman’s magazine ever and one of the five largest-selling periodicals on U.S. newsstands. One of the most famous issues appeared in ’72, it had Burt Reynolds as the first nude male pin-up. She’s also continued to write books, following up her four ’60s works with Sex and the New Single Girl in ’70, Having It All in ’82, The Late Show: A Semi Wild but Practical Guide for Women Over 50 in ’93, and The Writer’s Rules: The Power of Positive Prose — How to Create It and Get It Published in ’98.

HER ’60s LOOK: To her credit, in the ’60s she was alway tasteful and intelligently conservative with her facial look — despite the craziness going around her with little English bobs and wildly colored eye makeup, she stayed smart, urban, chic, stylish, and glamorous, so that she looked great and like someone who instantly commanded respect, whether she was in an editor’s meeting or an elegant restaurant. We’ve looked at dozens of photos of her, and she’s always impeccably and expensively dressed — not one for jeans or sweats, she’s always in style and elegant, on the tailored side of fashion. She could wear short dresses, fashionable suits, colorful prints, beautiful French dresses, and flashy jewels. What’s more, she kept her look going long after other women gave up, so that her long successful career has been matched by her long successful life as a woman of fashion; today she still looks cultured and careful, poised and professional.

Yoko:
Interview

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