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2005

27

Feb

I am – Tranie Tronic

Not a girl, not yet a woman, this pre-op drag queen knows how to rock the cock and the mic. Her humble roots at a gay bath house, sleeping with “straight men” who would ask her to dress like a woman so that they didn’t have to come to terms with their homosexuality inspired her to perform. She sings about how she may not have tits and she may have a dick, but baby, you’ll still want to fuck her. Tranie Tronic is on a mission and these are the videos for you to get down to. Reminds me of the time my uncle dressed me up like a woman, to get me across the border. The problem was, he wouldn’t let me take my dress off.

Tranie Tronic

Boy Like You

Dirty Lil’ Secret

Good Gurl

Bonus Picture Slideshow
Picture SlideShow

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2005

27

Feb

i am – poofter

poofteroftheday.jpg

This motherfucker has a boner for Matthew Good. He comes to my site to fucking bitch me out about dissin’ his shitty sexual fantasy,canadian useless musician, Matthew Good. This motherfucker is trying to get into Matthew Good’s pants by working the wife by being one of her blog friends. I fucking hate bloggers. I hate how useless people in society band together, and think they have a voice, because equally pathetic people are reading their fucking garbage. I don’t appreciate anyone who writes poetry. I don’t like anyone who thinks acting pretentious and sounding smart is cool. I don’t want those kind of people coming here, because they take things too fuck seriously. They think their life is so important and deep, and it depresses me.

I especially don’t need some closet case who hates himself, has never found love, has no self esteem and who lacks enough common sense to understand the humor of this site, coming here harassing me. I don’t like harassment.

He assumes all of you are retarded or 14 year olds who are jerking off to pictures of Lisa Loeb in a thong, meanwhile, this cunt found the site looking for John Cusack in his wet underwear pictures. I know only 80 percent of you are retards, and by retard I mean downs syndrome and cerebral palsy, and I will push you around in your wheelchair anytime.

I also don’t appreciate people with overbearing parents who can’t accept the fact that they like the cock. Or people who drove their own father to an early grave for having a useless cunt of a son. Or people who have crushes on musicians and try to meet their crushes by flirting with the wife of their crush on the internet.

I did a post on Jenny Good, cuz she is hot and I want to see her naked. I didn’t do it to get some loyal suicidal cunt fan of a shitty canadian artist dissing me or my people.

Here’s his myspace profile:

About me:
I am as confused and complex as there is…moody, hmm, maybe…though, at the risk of sounding pretentious, i prefer an adjective more complicated…i don’t want to categorized so easily, that would be death…and breathing and I get along just fine…

Who I’d like to meet:
Matthew Good

Here’s his poem:

You’re sitting next to me
The leaves are on the ground
My heart is in your hands
The ticking of the clock
The siren on the street
My heart is in your hands

But all I ever wanted
All I ever really needed
Was just for you to hear me
Just for you to really know me
All I wanted was you to hear me
And all I needed was you to know me

Miles and miles of smiles
Promising the world
It’s getting dark down here
We could use a little help
We could use a little spark
Its getting dark down here

But all I ever wanted
All I ever really needed
Was just for you to hear me
Just for you to really know me
All I wanted was you to hear me
And all I needed was you to know me

You’re sitting next to me
The leaves are on the ground
My heart is in your hands…

Now everyone, laugh at the expense of this fool. But realize I am not the prick here, he drove me to do this by attacking me and what I do, I am nothing but love for the world. I don’t like fights. It’s just a cry for attention from a boy who’s father never gave him enough love. Oh, and he was in the army and he served your country in Iraq and this poofter only joined the army to watch the men in the shower before he was discharged for trying to give one of his general’s a blowjob.

Oh and… I just made you famous, bitch.

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2005

26

Feb

I am – The Best of The Stepfather Weekly Roundup

Some of the favorite posts of the week. Just in Case you missed them. If you liked another post link to it in the comments.

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2005

26

Feb

I am – Videos of the Day

Here are a few videos, if you have any interesting clips send them in. We have no problem making you famous.

Christina Aguilera Video


Flash – Music Video

Porn Star – Does Not Like it Rough

Dancing Soldiers

Sneaker Pimps in Thailand

Locker Room Hidden Cam – Probably Illegal

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2005

25

Feb

I am-BreAK uP GiRL

Today I woke up and had the craziest dream about my ex. You know the ones that you could swear actually happened. Yup one of those. Where you wake up sweating cuz you just saw your ex fuck his brains out with some small cute European girl. I think that you can go insane this way. I really do.

I was thinking that post coitus would have helped me on my way upward and onward past this feeling of complete rejection. However, last weekend’s fiasco and his prepubescent body only made me realize more that I still care about that lying sack of shit. That goatfucker that is prancing around Middle America with some gross blond clubby girl with fake nails and bad eye makeup. With her round breasts bursting from her $18.99 club outfit, ordering Tom Collins, “cuz the color looks great under the bar lights” It is truly not fair. Whereas, I end up eating a Philly Cheese Steak sandwich with some guy. Maybe boy. Who redefines the word megalomaniac. And his breath could have literally burnt a hole through the bar table.

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2005

25

Feb

I am – Urethral Masturbation

The urethra has always been a place of interest for men everywhere. It is the hole from which they pee. Men have an inclination to enjoy sticking things in holes, and the fact that they come with their very own hole in their penis, it is inevitable that weird people everywhere do a little insertion every now and then. I have never taken it upon myself to stick anything in my pee hole, but I was once part of a science experiment. I needed money, and they were looking for subjects. It was one of the best times of my life……

Sensory thresholds in the male urethra measured by electrical stimulation.
Brekkan E, Flink R, Wallin G.

Department of Urology, University Hospital, Uppsala, Sweden.

The sensory pathways innervating the male urethra were investigated by recording the sensory thresholds with electrical stimulation. Twenty-six male subjects (age 16 to 73 years) were included in the study. Ring-electrodes mounted on a Foley catheter were used for stimulation in proximal and distal urethra. Square wave pulses (duration 0.5 ms) were delivered with a constant current stimulator at different frequencies and the lowest intensity felt by the subject was defined as the threshold. The sensory thresholds were in the order of 0.5 to 5 mA and decreased with increasing stimulation frequency. All patients described a qualitative difference in the experienced sensation when comparing proximal and distal urethral stimulation. The reason for this is discussed. The possible use of this method as an adjunct to the urodynamic investigation in diagnosing neurogenic lesions is proposed.

PMID: 3201172 [PubMed – indexed for MEDLINE]

Urethra Masturbation Stories – After the Jump

These are from some masturbation site, where people felt the need to describe their urethral masturbation techniques…pretty funny….

Nail it (warning: this is very dangerous and not recommended)
I take a small nail and insert it into my penis through my pee hole and gently push it in until I can feel it deep inside me. The deeper it goes, the closer I get to an orgasm, until the sensation of the nail inside my penis eventually initiates an ejaculation.

Stick it where? (Note: this is dangerous and not recommended)
I like to stick something up my dick . This may sound weird , but it truly adds to the sensation of jerking off. I usually use a thermometer (the small ones), plus you will immediately know if you are running a fever !


Pine needle (Note: this is dangerous and not recommended
)
During truth or dare last month I was dared to stick a pine needle into my dick and pump it in and out. At first I thought it would hurt but after only a few minutes I had the biggest orgasm of my life.

Piss hole poking
I like to slide a flexible and smooth tube into my urethra and work it in and out until I cum. I use the clear plastic tube so I can watch my cum pump thru it as I get off.

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2005

25

Feb

I am – Fred Durst Sex Tape

The problem with being poor, is not the ugly clothes you wear, or the shitty car you drive, or the addiction, broken homes and mold and mildew problems in the trailer…it is the lack of having a server to host files like this insanity.

The insanity I am talking about is Fred Durst sex tape with him fucking some girl. Her ass is spread and he moves in real slow…a little in/out celebrity sex tape style. No one gives a fuck who he is, so this is an attempt to get some exposure. He did it all for the nookie….that cunt

Follow the rapidshare directions – Click Free and then download this bitch. When I find a streaming version, I will hook a brother up….

FRED DURST SEX TAPE VIA RAPIDSHARE

Streaming Video

This Post Was Made Possible By CaptainCum.cc

UPDATE:

Fred Durst Sex Tape Lawsuit

UPDATE:
The Limp Bizkit porn leak could lead to Hilton hacker

doing the math on Fred Durst’s teeny weenie

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2005

25

Feb

I am – Born Today Feb 25


Its Friday or what i like to call slack off day. Tonight also marks the start of shabbat which means i get matza ball soup tonight. So wish these folks a happy birthday because you know they need the attention.

Top 3 People born today:

#3)Bobby Riggs (02/25/1918 – 10/25/1995) tennis freak

Quote: “If I can’t play for big money, I play for a little money. And if I can’t play for a little money, I stay in bed that day.”

#2)Téa Leoni (02/25/1966 – ) actor (married to David Duchovny)

Quote: “I don’t do T&A very well because I haven’t got much of either.”

#1)Pierre Auguste Renoir (02/25/1841 – 12/17/1919) French artist

Quote: “When I’ve painted a woman’s bottom so that I want to touch it, then [the painting] is finished.”

Birthday pics + more after the Jump

Who was Bobby Riggs?

Tea

Renoir – Web Museum

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2005

24

Feb

I am – Link Dump

Here are some fun links to keep you happy. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad

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2005

24

Feb

I am – Paris Hilton Email

Well if you thought this scandal would end with the topless lesbian cell phone pictures, celebrity phone book and personal notebook then you would have been wrong. The scandal surronding the hacking of Paris Hilton’s sidekick is about to get bigger. Everyone it seems forgot that she has those t-mobile email/text messages on the server as well as the other stuff. And now we have got several of these emails.But the reason these caught our attention is that three of the emails are between Lindsay Lohan and Paris. And as you all know by now, we are “THE HOME OF LOHAN”. I found it odd that Lindsay gossips to paris about Jessica than ends with god bless. I also want to let any celebrity know that I am available for any drug cases as I am every expercienced in this field. Because of Jesus I have gotten more than one 4 am call asking me to bail him out.

Date: Sun, 2 Jan 2005 22:28:25 -0800 Show full headers
From Lindsay Lohan
To Paris
Subject Private

Jessica simpson was just totally doing blow in bathroom @ bar downstairs of shoreclub
-god bless
lindsaylohan

More Paris Emails, News and Sidekick launch party pictures
AFTER THE JUMP

Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 04:20:39 -0500 Show full headers
From Jay
To
Subject Hi, Paris

Quick note to let you know that you’re absolutely gorgeous.

Jay

Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2004 23:19:39 +0000 GMT Show full headers
From Simonrex
To Paris
Subject …..

U are the best fuck ever. I’m getting hard thinkin about your body
Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.

Date: Wed, 8 Dec 2004 17:48:40 -0800 Show full headers
From Lindsay Lohan
To Paris Hilton
Subject Re: Didn’t see

Lip syncher…. HAVE SOMEONE SET HER UP DOING COKE
On Wed, 8 Dec 2004 5:39 pm, Paris Hilton wrote:
>Ashley just won female artist of the year and everyone booed her
>so fukin funny
>–parishilton
-lindsaylohan

Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 17:39:23 -0500 Show full headers
From Dillinger
To Paris Hilton
Subject Re: Fw:daz

Kool baby …….would u wannna rap on 1of my songs 4 my new album.. A song called
Tow up from tha floo up…3vodka
Daz Dillinger…….

Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 01:59:23 +0000 GMT Show full headers
From Guy O
To Paris Hilton
Subject Re: Hey babe

you don’t need to let people know that your stoned and drunk.. It is not attractive.. Well, not attractive to the right type of people.. Secondly, you don’t need to write a letter to someone you care about while stoned… Its not always the best time to share your feelings… Its better to be clearminded in these situations…
There’s a few things we need to talk about that would actualy be good to discuss seeing that new years is around the corner and it would be a good way to start the new year… Don’t stress yourself out.. Move forward knowing you won’t make the same mistakes again… And that if you make certain changes in your life (which we will discuss) great things, boys, rewards, and so on will be coming your way… I share my opinion with you without judgement.. You should do whatever makes you happy.. I am only simply giving you my perspective with love. As I did when I first met you many many years ago.

Fred Durst you homo

Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 09:14:28 -0800 Show full headers
From Wfd
To Paris Hilton
Subject Re:

So much it hurts me that you just vanished! You are my heart. You told me so many things about how much you loved me and I was the one. Remember I have been in the mountains recording since I last saw you. I come to LA for two days today then back to the woods until christmas. I know you love me and haven’t been able to replace me!! I haven’t fucking shaved since I saw you! I’ve been in a depression. But more clear than ever.
wfd

Date: Sun, 2 Jan 2005 22:28:25 -0800 Show full headers
From Lindsay Lohan
To Paris
Subject Private

Jessica simpson was just totally doing blow in bathroom @ bar downstairs of shoreclub
-god bless
lindsaylohan

Date: Mon, 3 Jan 2005 00:52:46 -0800 Show full headers
From Lindsay Lohan
To Paris Hilton
Subject Re: Private

Saw her in bathroom w. 6 girls wiping her nose I was in shock and my driver told doc my bodyguard that she was asking for it when she was here 2 months ago! I was lioke no, he was like yes she was and then I saw her and nick fighting and he was looking up her nose and she came out b4 the other girls that she was w.
On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 12:40 am, Paris Hilton wrote:
>How do u know?
>–parishilton
-god bless
lindsaylohan

Dont believe it? Screen shots 1 2 3

Via the Dilly

UPDATE: Don’t believe it? A Socialite’s Life digs deeper

Screen caps of emails to mark (mark philippoussis…the australian tennis player)

NEWS:
How Paris Got Hacked?
Fergie vows revenge on Paris
Hilton horrified by cellphone hacking

More pics from the sidekick launch party

Wilmer

DJ AM

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