We call this triple herpe threat…

It’s a night on the town with Hilton, Lohan and Simpson.

2 of the 3 have been busted lip syncing, but Paris’ album has been released yet.

3 of the 3 are coke sluts

3 of the 3 are party sluts

3 of the 3 have sucked on Sancho’s balls

Sancho is my cousin, he gets all the bitches…

This series continues into the car…but it’s about as interesting as Paris’ sex tape

I mean that girl can’t fuck…

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UPDATE: HERE are the rest of the pictures, Fred Durst is such a twat.

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Tandy was the daughter of a traveling salesman and grew up in London

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Check this out…

LOHAN SHOOTS DOWN PLAYBOY SPECULATION
Redhead actress LINDSAY LOHAN has expressed her horror at reports she considered gracing the pages of men’s magazine PLAYBOY.
While the 18-year-old FREAKY FRIDAY star admits she was approached by the adult publication, she insists it was never to do a nude spread. She explains, “I’m not doing Playboy, no. Never. They contacted my publicist and they asked if I would do their 20 questions spread, which is not a nude photo that they do with it. It’s a regular photo.
“But I do have a DISNEY movie coming out and a young fan base and I’m not interested in doing Playboy right now in my life.

Notice “NOT INTERESTED RIGHT NOW IN HER LIFE”

Translation is, “when I snort all my money up my nose, and I can’t secure another acting gig, because my Tatem O’Neal image doesn’t support my talentless disney gigs/records/tv shows that I get, this false sense of security my sudden popularity has given me, also greatly contributes to my future falling down, that being said, when I am broke, waiting for my next fix, I will take playboy up on their offer, it may be that boost I need in my career, to get me in the face of the public again”.

Lohan, although your breasts will be a little saggier, I will save a dance for you…and by dance I mean, erection from the future spread.

LOVE – Jesus

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Yes – I am surprised too … why the hell is Pam Anderson rocking a pair of underwear. It’s not like the world hasn’t seen her Cooch. I was just watching it here… yeah that is DJ Tommy Lee’s cock…. and yes that was the night she got Hepatitis….

Pam was shopping with Paris last week, we all know this because I posted about it… I made a comment about how they are working together on a new sex tape or something genius like that ( I don’t remember, because I block out my posts)…

ANYWAY, Pam is jacking her jogging skirt up, so the world can appreciate a covered genital region. Rumor is she’s trying to keep the scent contained…just a rumor though… I have no proof other than this rash…

HERE

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Yes – I am surprised too … why the hell is Pam Anderson rocking a pair of underwear. It’s not like the world hasn’t seen her Cooch. I was just watching it here… yeah that is DJ Tommy Lee’s cock…. and yes that was the night she got Hepatitis….

Pam was shopping with Paris last week, we all know this because I posted about it… I made a comment about how they are working together on a new sex tape or something genius like that ( I don’t remember, because I block out my posts)…

ANYWAY, Pam is jacking her jogging skirt up, so the world can appreciate a covered genital region. Rumor is she’s trying to keep the scent contained…just a rumor though… I have no proof other than this rash…

HERE

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I was a huge Cher fan back when Sonny and Cher was the TV show of the century. I remember the song about having you babe and all that shit. I remember thinking to myself how Sonny gives mexican’s everywhere so much hope to make in life…too bad he skied into a tree and died…

You probably would too if you were married to this punjabi dressing hooker!

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NOTE: Cher is 65 years old and 65 is never hot.

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X-Tina was reading this blog last week and she emailed me telling me how much she likes my Dead Celebrity of the day. She is all about the whole 1940s thing. I remember when she was just a good latina genie in a bottle rubbing me the right way… I remember when she was dirrty, and I remember when she was a fighter. I also remember when my stepdaughter begged for implants after x-tina rocked a pair….instead I gave her a steak and she shut the fuck up, that girl loves to eat!

X-Tina was leaving some club with some guy she calls her fiance…and her boobs fell out of her shirt/lingerie/corset/ chastity belt (and I don’t mean Cher’s dyke daughter)

If you squint like a china man you may see nipple!

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X-Tina was reading this blog last week and she emailed me telling me how much she likes my Dead Celebrity of the day. She is all about the whole 1940s thing. I remember when she was just a good latina genie in a bottle rubbing me the right way… I remember when she was dirrty, and I remember when she was a fighter. I also remember when my stepdaughter begged for implants after x-tina rocked a pair….instead I gave her a steak and she shut the fuck up, that girl loves to eat!

X-Tina was leaving some club with some guy she calls her fiance…and her boobs fell out of her shirt/lingerie/corset/ chastity belt (and I don’t mean Cher’s dyke daughter)

If you squint like a china man you may see nipple!

Here

and

Here

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When I think tennis, I think styling shorts and collared Lacoste. I think of white shoes, knee high socks, funny hair and a rockin sweatbands.

When I think of tennis I think of tennis skirts and big tennis panties….I always thought a huge factor in tennis cool was the clothes, the waspy attitude and the people named Blair….

This may not be tennis players naked … but they do have rackets so fuck off, I am mexican, I was brought up wrestling old men ….

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I am not Jewish – but if I were – I would be Bar Mitzvahed.

Check out a picture from some kid’s bar mitzvah

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