I remember in the early to mid 90’s the hottest thing a teenage girl could rock was the Body Suit. These one-piece bathing suit daily wear brought many erections to men and boys alike. This kind of smut, brought out the cleavage and skin tight classiness of not other garment of the time.

I don’t remember ever trying one on, I do remember taking them off, but the girl I took it off of probably doesn’t remember, the roofies were that good.

For those of you who don’t remember a body suit is a lycra shirt attached to a pair of underwear providing intense tight-fitting sexiness…looks great with a pair of jeans…and even a nice cardigan.

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Check out the Male Bodysuit…now all the boys in the yard can get all up in this…

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It finally happened. Suprnova.org and Torrentbits.org, two of the best websites for BitTorrent files have shut down. No concrete reasons for shutting down were given other than no longer being able to keep the sites up. This past week has seen the MPAA and RIAA taking extreme measures to shut down servers hosting Torrent files, but many people assumed that sites like Suprnova would not targeted. Fuck!

If you’re still looking for some quality sources here’s a quick round up, including some sites known to have Adult Torrent links:

HardCore Torrents Guide (Adult & Links to other BT sites)
Pornotorrent.tk (Adult)
MuffTorrent (Adult, free registration required)
TorrentSpy.com (All categories + Adult)
TorrentReactor (All categories)
LokiTorrent.com (All categories, free registration required)
TVTorrents.net (TV Shows)
BTEfnet.net (TV Shows)
HyperTorrent.com (All categories)
NewTorrents.info (All categories)
TorrentMatrix.com (All categories)
DotTorrent (Music)
LickMyTaint (links to other BT sites)
torrentlinks.net (links to other BT sites)

Suprnova.org may be back soon, but not how it looks today. Apparently, the guys at Suprnova are working on a new P2P program called eXeem, which is now being beta tested by a select group of users. The program will be akin to file-sharing programs like Kazaa, and will be a decentralized source for bittorrent files.

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I never really had a sex dream, I always bust before we make it that far. People have told me that the best orgasms of their lives happened while they were sleeping. The dream gets so intense it feels like you are actually making fuck. But I wouldn’t know, the wife doesn’t let me up in her anymore and I usually get way too drunk to dream.

That being said – the google images word of the day is Wife

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The top results – in my expert opinion are:

Computer Head Wife

Classy Wife

Wife Carrying

Dead Wife

Big Breasted Wife

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Personal website feature is back.

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There is nothing better than trashy beer guzzling girls flashing their tits and thongs at a frat party or University Wet T-Shirt night. If you ever go to one of these parties the next time you are rockin out in Nebraska, you may be lucky enough to see two girls make out. There is nothing more college, drunk and exciting than two trashy, loud, beer guzzling bitches going at each other’s mouths like one of them ate the last pork rind and the other is trying to suck it out.

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Tucker Max is a fuckin drunk idiot shitface asshole with a careless attitude and an amazing website. The Drunkenstepfather loves his hook up with Tuck feature…Fuck Tuck Here

But we do have one problem…

Apparently his favorite holiday is “Canadian Independence Day”.

Why? He states “Because it seems like such a ridiculous holiday to me. Don’t they know they exist at our whim?”

Ok Big Tuck, Here’s the deal about Canada. If we didnt exist you would have nowhere to put your garbage, your draft dodging soldiers would have nowhere to run and hide, you would have no electricity to power your website, therefore no money to drink your beer and take applications to fuck random chicks, you would have no good pot to smoke, and no fuckin Celine Dion, Shania Twain or Avril Lavigne to jerk off to.
Think about that..and remember the only war Canada fought against the US was won by Canada. We schooled your asses in 1812.

Oh and its not called Canada Independance Day…American Ignorance at its finest. Fix that shit

Go fart in your bathtub and turn around and bite the bubbles..

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Tucker Max is a fuckin drunk idiot shitface asshole with a careless attitude and an amazing website. The Drunkenstepfather loves his hook up with Tuck feature…Fuck Tuck Here

But we do have one problem…

Apparently his favorite holiday is “Canadian Independence Day”.

Why? He states “Because it seems like such a ridiculous holiday to me. Don’t they know they exist at our whim?”

Ok Big Tuck, Here’s the deal about Canada. If we didnt exist you would have nowhere to put your garbage, your draft dodging soldiers would have nowhere to run and hide, you would have no electricity to power your website, therefore no money to drink your beer and take applications to fuck random chicks, you would have no good pot to smoke, and no fuckin Celine Dion, Shania Twain or Avril Lavigne to jerk off to.
Think about that..and remember the only war Canada fought against the US was won by Canada. We schooled your asses in 1812.

Oh and its not called Canada Independance Day…American Ignorance at its finest. Fix that shit

Go fart in your bathtub and turn around and bite the bubbles..

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If you haven’t been to the official ninja webpage or if you haven’t read the official ninja book, then you’re a stupid idiot. Get on it.

Robert Hamburger is the author of these stupid ass publications. He has a black belt in Street Fighter 2 and a second degree black belt in Mortal Kombat 1-3. He can kick or punch the wall without feeling pain. He has studied ninjas for several weeks and has watched a bunch of movies about them. Robert lives with a bunch of hot babes and porks them whenever he wants.

Seriously though, I read this guys shit and its so fuckin funny that I tweaked a liquid fart and dropped an inch of shit into my hilfigers.

Here is a testimonial about his book:

Testimonial:

“Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don’t even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.”

See his ninja site Here

Buy the totally sweet Ninja Book Here

Strictly for my ninjas

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I don’t know if I have given this guy a big up yet. He is a fellow mexican and he’s got it going on. He is drinking PepsiSpice for 45 days leading up until xmas. He is not allowed to drink water and he has gained an ton of weight, had a lot of weird health issues and continues doing it. I know under normal circumstances you die if you don’t drink water for a certain number of days, I know that I get all fucked up when I don’t drink anything for a couple of hours, or if I am hungover….but he’s rockin’ it.

His blog entries make me laugh… so check out his site

But before you do…. check out this video he made about robots torturing cats…

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Today’s word is Polish, inspired by the Opus singing big breasted women on the stairs post.

You can see the results here

Top Results

Man In Make-Up

Polish Slit

Polish Goths (they aren’t really goth they just dress that way)

Polish Coke

Polish Cock and Polish Glock

Polish Dance

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