2004
07
Dec
From: Ben
Subject: hi
Message:
Hey Jesus, it’s Jesus. I’ve submitted a friend request for you…. just wanted to let you in on the joke. 🙂
-Ben (Jesus)
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Ben is:
About Me:
I’m a 16-year-old aspiring guitarist/computer nerd. I don’t really know what else to say. But I’m open to suggestions.
Ben Looks like:
Ben is my newest friendster!
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2004
07
Dec
This girl has a hot ass…
She was on Howard Stern’s show
Her ass is famous
So is mine
in certian circles…
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2004
07
Dec
Kylie Minogue
Is Dancing
On Camera
With No Underwear and she is wearing a dress
That is fucking Porno
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2004
07
Dec
Grammy Award Nominations came out today:
Kanye West – 10
Lindsay Lohan – None
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2004
07
Dec
Some of Britney’s expenses include a new home, a new dog, Air Force Ones for K-Fed.
More important expenses include K-Feds allowance, K-Feds child support payment and fertility medication to help make K-feds baby.
Amongst all the insanity Britney can still dance…
UPDATE – K-FED gave Britney the gift that keeps giving…
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2004
07
Dec
Lohan On TRL
Caused some issues
Or something
When she wore a shirt that said “he was never my boyfriend”
that’s right bitch – i just used you for the free coke
and titty fuck sessions…
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2004
07
Dec
Jessica Simpson is rockin this Dukes of Hazard role
She is always in bikinis
I love bikinis
They make me smile.
I don’t have a pool for my stepdaughters to play in
But I do get them into their bikinis so I can hose them down
It’s fucking porno.
here as a brunette hot
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2004
07
Dec
Paris was at a photoshoot for something she is endorsing.
Paris was eating craft services
Paris doesn’t care if she over-eats because she anticipates a coke binge
That coke binge we call “her life”
Her aerobic work out comes in the form of getting fucked
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07
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