2004
08
Dec
2004
08
Dec
Who is Jeremy Irons.
I got this from CelebNewsWire.com
I would say something about this
If I knew who he was!
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2004
08
Dec
This is Amy’s online Lingerie store.
Amy is the model
Amy poses topless
We like boobs
We don’t really like Amy or her product line
But she is topless.
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2004
08
Dec
I know you don’t think fat people have sex
But they do
Especially when they are girls
Because there is always a guy horny enough to stick it to them
I am never that horny
I am that fat (I’m mexican, we’re all fat!)
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2004
08
Dec
Jamie – Lynn Spears in a bikini.
This shit is Puberty and pre-implants – hot
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2004
08
Dec
Paris and Nicole are shopping at Fendi
They have a lot of dogs
Dogs are the fashion accessory of the year
A little inconvenient
Because they shit
Paris has a hired mexican to pick up Princess’ shit
I know this because I am that hired Mexican.
That’s how I know about her herpes, I am sent to the pharmacy
to pick up her Valtrex.
UPDATE – CHARLIZE THERON DOES HAVE A HIRED POOPER SCOOPER
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2004
08
Dec
2004
08
Dec
I love this spam- It’s fucking Porno
To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
From: jerryw@boardermail.com
Subject: Advertising Married But Really Lonely
Carly is married but so lonely and would like to chat with you with cam.
Poor husbands like Bobby :
(http://efforts.mainsqueezelove.biz/381086/dhw/fullpage.php
What can’t be cured must be endured. The second mouse gets the cheese. . Familiarity breeds contempt. . If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. . He who hesitates is lost. .To scare a bird is not the way to catch it. A wise man doesn’t need advice, and a fool won’t take it. no more?
http://on.received.mainsqueezelove.biz/emms/preference/control.php.
Greediness burst the bag. . We cannot erase the sad records from our past. . Ask no questions and hear no lies. .Sound as a bell. . Birds of a feather flock together. . Everything has an end. .A friend in need is a friend indeed. . Necessity is a hard nurse, but she raises strong children. . It is the first step that is difficult. .
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2004
08
Dec
I love this spam- It’s fucking Porno
To: DrunkJesus@gmail.com
From: jerryw@boardermail.com
Subject: Advertising Married But Really Lonely
Carly is married but so lonely and would like to chat with you with cam.
Poor husbands like Bobby :
(http://efforts.mainsqueezelove.biz/381086/dhw/fullpage.php
What can’t be cured must be endured. The second mouse gets the cheese. . Familiarity breeds contempt. . If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. . He who hesitates is lost. .To scare a bird is not the way to catch it. A wise man doesn’t need advice, and a fool won’t take it. no more?
http://on.received.mainsqueezelove.biz/emms/preference/control.php.
Greediness burst the bag. . We cannot erase the sad records from our past. . Ask no questions and hear no lies. .Sound as a bell. . Birds of a feather flock together. . Everything has an end. .A friend in need is a friend indeed. . Necessity is a hard nurse, but she raises strong children. . It is the first step that is difficult. .
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2004
08
Dec
Here is a 3 second clip of the incident from some blog I won’t give credit to, because I hate bloggers.
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