2004
09
Dec
I like my woman classy, I like my fuck dolls classier. I want champagne drinking, Chanel wearing, Monogrammed Pubic hair rockin Latex women
“Can you satisfy my million dollar sex drive? Give me the first class treatment in my ass, mouth or pussy! I have uptown tastes but downtown needs.
A life sized doll with a body that’s well taken care of – long legs, curvaceous hips and three bitching holes”
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2004
09
Dec
Fleshbot.com brings it when it comes to erotica. They remain classy but still provide a great source of smut. They gave me a shout out yesterday which was really nice of them, considering I have no traffic and they have a shit load. I am forever indebted to Fleshbot.com for making my blog dreams come true! Check out their site for great updates and quality links!
I found this link on the Fuckability of Golden Girls on Fleshbot.com and it made me laugh!
HERE (winnerofthesat.blogspot.com)
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2004
09
Dec
Not much to say about this site, other than it’s a pretty weird fetish. But if it keeps rapists off the street – I am all for it.
I was raped once, and it made me feel worthless. I kept the baby to remind me how cruel the world is!
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2004
09
Dec
I don’t remember the last time I told asked someone why their dick wasn’t in my mouth. The good thing is that now I don’t have to ask, I just have to buy them gifts at this site.
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2004
09
Dec
I don’t know what to say about this modeling agency, other than the fact that these models look like everyday girls I see on the bus. Yes I take the bus, this blog has only made me 25 cents so far, bitch.
They aren’t hot enough for me, they are probably not hot for many people, except maybe lonely truckers driving through Jacksonville Florida.
This will make you laugh.
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2004
08
Dec
I got this guy’s info from POPBITCH.
His name is Hot Karl
He was just signed to Interscope
He’s a great white rapper
I think he may be jewish
I love the jews.
He is officially cooler than me…
Check out his official site here, click on Media for a sample of how good he is….
you will be seeing more of him.
Check his blog here
Check his Natalie Portman Skit here
A hot karl is:
hot karl
Proceding to the act of hot-karling involves one of the following:1. Any part of sex in which faeces from one partner is found on the other, regardless of the technique. NOTE: the action of defecating on one’s self may not be regarded as a “hot karl” but rather as “soiling yourself”.2. A form of assault in which the assailant procedes to fill a tube sock with his own faeces, ready to engage in fierce guerrilla.
1. While you were sleeping, I snuck into your sister’s room and hot-karled her.2. Brandon is such a moron, let’s hot-karl him after school today.Source: Davyd R. Bard, Nov 5, 2003
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2004
08
Dec
This is a hot site.
I love it when a clit looks like a 2 year old’s penis
Not that i know what a 2 year old’s penis looks like
but i thought it was more descriptive that “micro penis”
Get it… these clits are so big the look like mini-cock heads
maybe that was more PC.
I don’t like talking about naked little boys
I take back the 2 year old penis comment – I am not that kind of stepfather – I dont coach soccer
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2004
08
Dec
This site is devoted to Lindsay Lohan
They have all the lyrics to her songs on the album
If that doesn’t excite you
I don’t know what will
They also have a picture section
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2004
08
Dec
This clip is obviously nothing too rare – it is on iFilm.com
It is Elvis drunk and drunk is cool thus making Elvis cool!
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2004
08
Dec
Lohan is covering her face.
It is sad
She does that when she goes down on me
It’s because she knows she’s a naughty girl doing lots of coke, she is having random sexual encounters and least importantly – Lip Syncing….
For more go here
and for the Lohan drug overdose pics go here (i am lying, she didn’t have an overdose, it just felt nice to say)
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