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2016

16

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Tits Hanging Out of a Car of the Day

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Is this Vanessa Hudgens hanging out of cars with her tits…or her tits hanging out of the car with Vanessa Hudgens…

They’d call this existentialism – if they knew what existentialism was – and by they – I mean – me – since I have no friends.

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2016

10

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens is a Wild Animal in Shorts of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens and her wild and crazy bush, which is actually the one thing that garnered my respect for her, because I adore when a girl owns her bush and takes selfies with that bush, before leaking them to the internet in what may have been a tactic to try to break free from Disney…or maybe it was actually a violation of her privacy – all I know about it is that her lawyers emailed me to take them down – even though they will forever live on the internet – and said that she was 17 in the pictures…so not only a Disney star, who you’d assume banged all the execs as Hollywood is rumored to run, but also a child pornographer…wild wild Vanessa hudgens…no wonder she wears these animal print shorts…they are the only thing that represent her inner fiery soul..

That said, I am a fan of Vanessa Hudgens especially now that she’s all fit…I believe in her and her love for very trendy and LA Alfred coffee…because she’s so hip into the Third Wave Coffee scene….and look at those strong fucking legs….

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2016

07

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson Fail at Beach Pics of the Day

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I guess Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson are best friends – not that these kinds of people have any feelings besides self love – but they can pretend they are best friends because they are actors and can pretend that only they understand each other – you know overpaid not quite hot enough to deserve all the attention they get – but they probably don’t realize that…in their delusions and constant feedback by the parents who made them and their careers…both being in the industry from a young enough age to have parents who robbed them of their youth…coupled with an insane amount of executives who pay them and suck up to them and market them – because they make exponentially more money than they do on their performances…but they don’t know that, or care, because they always had money – and have lots of money – so it’s like not having money at all..it doesn’t exist to them….

They are so egotistical, self involved, they don’t even need to get in bikinis at their beach media event for the paparazzi, they can show up in blankets because they are just that fucking important..too good for fucking bikinis, and in Benson’s face, probably too fat…

I prefer girls who are less lazy and comfortable – who are getting in bikinis in the Midwest on a Sunny Day in March to get that bikini selfie for their instagram – that magical bikini pic that will open all their doors for them – like they were some other slut like Em Rat Cow – who went from naked fame hungry whore – to black dress at the CFDA last night ….dreams do come true…but once they do, all these bitches get lazy.

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2016

12

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens and Her Sister in a Weird BIKINI Photoshoot of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is looking good. She’s been pretty pudgy her entire career, you know like a little hairy monkey, getting the nickname Pudgens from people like me, who are so obvious in our humor, calling chubby girls my Thinspiration, and other great fat jokes I’ve been saving in my catalog since the first grade…

I guess her live theater acting forces her to actually stay away from the craft services and burn all kinds of calories…because she’s on Broadway, you know a musical theater star, like some kind of faggot, who may or may not be into anal, but based on my experience is probably into anal, girls fucking love anal….

But who I do know is into nude selfies, because her lawyers have reached out to me not once but TWICE, on two different nude selfie occasions, one younger and hairier than the other, and since that happened…I’ve been a fan…

She’s in Miami, owning her new body, and I’m into it….bikinis with her busty sister…is great sister fetish erotica for the day…

Here are some videos:

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2016

09

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is a fantastic hairy little monkey…who was one of the first celebrities, or DISNEY stars to show her racy, knows how to prostitute herself thanks to her parents selling her off to the entertainment industry, you know to save their ethnic ambiguous Mexican, to help finance their lives, and her busty sister who will always be in her shadow, despite being bustier, because she doesn’t have to…let the sister do all the fucking work for you, and ride that wave, be the fashion accessory, get the attention, go to all the cool places, pose in the bikini with her to help the Vanessa Hudgens fetishists…

What I am saying is that I like her, I like she pretended her first hairy pussy nudes were when she was underage….to get them deleted off the internet despite it making her a self producing child pornographer…I like that she trimmed her pussy and leaked pics the last “fappening”…because she wanted to show people her pussy can be shaved….I like that she’s fit and no longer pudgy and I like that her pussy is hanging out in her bikini bottoms….I love pussy definition in bikini bottoms…

I don’t care for her as an actress, I don’t find her impressive, or her story that interssting, I don’t know who she fucks, I just see bikini pics of her…and figure..STARE……because an OG sexter, from a a world where everyone didn’t sext, even though everyone sexts now, is her best work and for the rest of her life….she needs to be celebrated…

That said…pussy in bikini bottoms..

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2016

01

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens’ Dad Dies But the Show Must Go On of the Day

The highlight of the weekend was probably not the Grease Live event on Fox that happened last night. I was lucky enough to not have a TV and if I did not have it wired into traditional TV and if I did have it wired in – lame enough to watch that bullshit…but people went crazy for it…

But I did find it interesting that Vanessa Hudgens’ dad died the day of the event, which turned out to be fantastic marketing for her….but I just saw it as heartless contractual obligations of career and business, rather than focus on family and what is important in life…because all these cunts know is dance / monkey / dance…get paid.

Sure, she may not have had a relationship with her dad, these Hollywood girls never do, and if they do, it’s too good of a relationship…right Tatum O’Neal…but the fact is that there was a live show to be done, millions went into it, and if bitch didn’t show up for the show, she’d be ruined, and hell the dad is already dead, it’s not like he’s going anywhere, or going to get in the way of her big day….

People are praising her performance, but all I can think is she’s so into herself that she doesn’t miss a beat in her own life…but maybe I shouldn’t think so much about it..and instead remember her self shot nudes before self shot nudes were a celebrity thing…

Garbage…but America Loved it…so what the fuck do I know…

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2016

28

Jan

Grease the Live Musical Advertorial for Billboard of the Day

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Hollywood is in some weird state of “only produce proven successes”…by basically redoing, revamping, and most often shitting on old classics. Not that I think Grease is that great, but it’s iconic regardless, and the idea of it being remade, when you can just netflix the original, seems so fucking stupid like a waste of money….

I guess they’ve decided to spin it a little differently – because it’s going to be another one of their live broadcasts – you can only see once – tele-theater that reminds me of the 1940s when TV first happened and they were figuring it out…

I saw their Live Sounds of Music and it was a fucking disaster, like a SNL or SCTV parody skit…and I don’t expect more for Grease…

But it’s nice to see the producers of the production hiring a PR firm that got them this feature in Billboard…It was probably only 100k and think about how viral it’s gone to the Grease fans who are angry this is even happen…

That said, Vanessa Hudgens is looking like a hot Rizzo from Grease…which isn’t saying much, if you’ve seen Grease, Rizzo was up on some Lena Dunham not very hot shit…while Hudgens looks better than ever, and the truth is that I am into Vanessa Hudgens…she’s one of my favorites….I have no idea why…but it is probably because I’ve never seen her in a movie…

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While Julianne Hough is looking like a beat up by Ryan Seacrest’s micro cock while he was jacked up on coke…as she was trying to navigate the right person to let fuck her up the ass in coke rages…to further her caerer…she’s garbage…

And so is this Grease the Live Musical bullshit and here’s the video…that will remind you that these cunts are such fucking idiots…

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2016

19

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Booty from the Side of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens wants you to see her booty in a tight dress…kind of like she wanted you to see her nude pics she took when she was 18, but pretended she was 17, only because it was a good strategy to get it deleted off the internet, since most people didn’t find the nude selfie hot, even though it was a pioneering move in nude selfies, one of the first to use a camera phone to self promote and pretend to be exploited, in an era where prior to the camera phone, you needed to use a digital camera or polaroids to pull off…genius…attempt to differentiate from Disney…either way, she’s still a girl exploited by her parents, to be hollywood, wanting you to say “check out her ass”…works for me.

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2015

07

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Big Cleavage at a Premiere of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens wore a pretty fucking intense dress to some movie premiere…but it wasn’t nearly as interesting as her first set of nude pics that she leaked many years ago, before it was a thing, not because she had a better body then, or even because it was exciting, but because of her bush…in an era when bush wasn’t trendy at all, the models weren’t rocking bush, and I was losing my fucking mind with every pussy I saw, because I adore bush and can’t love a pussy quite as much without bush….

So I guess, nothing is really more interesting than those glory days….but maybe, it’s because her tits are small and dresses like this don’t really matter when you don’t have any cleavage to really show, and if she was really going to rock the small tits, she’d do it with a sheer top…and as a lover of small natural tits…I kinda wish she did…

Maybe she should hire me as a stylist….

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2015

24

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Finds Her California of the Day

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Find Your California, not because it’s lost…but because some hipster, make-up artist, with access to celebrities because there’s a circle and when you’re in it, even the dumbest of ideas get co-signed, especially when they are based around the state that gave these egos the egos they have…there’s a love for the sunny weather…and all the money it has made them…via Disney…also created in California…

So here’s Vanessa Hudgens participating in the “movement” that’s hardly a movement, but rather subpar, average at best pics and I’m just mad Vanessa Hudgens didn’t find her California when she posted or leaked those nude pics…because we should revisit those..now that she’s not 17…or pretending to be 17….to get her bush removed from the internet…

I prefer when ASHLEY BENSON found her California with a sheer bra top – showcasing what really matters about Ashley Benson…and what I guess she’s learned from her California…once she found her California, and that is that her tits..can carry her….

But these will do, I guess.

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