I like seeing moms angry that the media is addressing real life issues that porn being available to all at the age of 4 thanks to the internet….freaking out because magazines for teens…who are statistically sexually active…write content about how to do it safely, and better…you know so you don’t get caught by your psycho mom…who is trying to pretend that sex doesn’t happen, so that you learn about it in a truck stop one night by your step daddy or some shit…
I think it’s nice knowing that oppressive, sex fearing parents still exist, because some of the sluttiest girls I’ve knows have been a product of the least liberal of parents…you know weirdo religious types…and it’s let to some great times for me…
So keep the activist parents fighting SODOMY in a world that is genderless, and more interestingly, FAIR…just yesteday in the park I heard a kid saying that all the players on his team are equal….like some kind of pussy…not realizing that no one is equal…but maybe that harsh reality will come before he breaks and turns to prescription drugs in 10 years…like the daughter of Activist Mom….who is probably already working on anal to not get pregnant…like EVERY girl I had sex with in High School…in an era before PORN…because humans are perverts and always will be…no matter how hard people pretend they aren’t….
I mean Activist mom by definition takes cum inside her so who is she to fucking complain…I assume she’s just trying to get viral videos going for Youtube money and this is just a variation of stage parenting…famewhoring…an angle…for her audience..
Sometimes, the only thing that really matters is when you get to see a girl losing her bathing suit bottoms on a Mechanical Bull….because it reminds me of the shitty job I once had where I operated a Mechanical Bull at birthday parties, I am not even joking, it was one of the lowest of low points and sometimes the ghetto rental company needed operators to do more than just assemble the bull, but also operate it, and I’d be there rocking grannies, and hot teens, and basically everyone who got on it with the soul intent of making the cum….it was pre-sybian days…but it was magical….even when it was digusting…
I never got a girl naked or half naked on the bull…but I wished that I did…and for that reason alone…this is porn to me…
My good friends at VIVID – pretty much the top name in porno…especially when porn actually mattered and wasn’t just 10 second throat fuckign clips…. put together some amazing bloopers from their earlier porn productions – because they are fucking legends….
Early porn productions is what I grew up on, the VHS, the bush, the actual scripts paving the way in VIDEO production before that slut the INTERNET ruined everything…
Luckily, VIVID have archives of footage…from when porn mattered and meant something….and they’ve been nice enough to put this together for us…
This is the fourth installment…and it is amazing…the glory days…