I was talking to Chris Brown’s make-up artist on the internet, because real men need make-up artists….and he told me about some bullshit about Chris Brown and Soulja boy having seom kind of fight in Dubai because they are fighting over some girl…and like the publicity that comes when you’re two ridiculous idiots….
Well, apparently Chris Brown is being trained by Mike Tyson, who also like publicity and decided to make a song about it…they have a lot in common like they are so manly, they know how to beat and rape women….all that testosterone raging….
I like some lines about Shitting your pants, and being a venereal disease…because it’s ridiculous…but ultimately…it’s ridiculous.
Here’s a little video of Anastasia Ashley…a professional surfer with a professional ass that has taken over the internet..thanks to perverts liking fit booty….to masturbate to…because who gives a fuck about surfing in icy waters…or being fucking crazy on big waves…that’s not relatable to our fat asses sitting on our couches all day – thanks to our wive’s disability checks…
What is relatable…booty…in bikinis…that are more like thongs…for a dude like me who rememebers the early 90s…when bikinis were ill fitting one pieces and masturbating to bikinis only happened thanks to Sports Illustrated…as magazine this booty…in Iceland…has been in…