Show your American pride – by jerking off to the US Gymnast team in their bikinis for Sports Illustrated Swim’s 2017 magazine, yes they still do that magazine, even though everyone and their brother, mother and sister is a fucking bikini model these days thanks to social media…making the bikinis on successful athletes seem useless – in a produced photoshoot that would be better if it was a selfie – because people fucking love selfies….and apparently producing their own photoshoots…making this seem so silly…but it makes SI money, it’s their biggest selling issue, but not nearly as relevant as it once was – because people could jerk off to bikinis…and not just on girls they know on their facebook in bikinis, because bikinis aren’t throat fucking porn, the taste of people’s masturbation – but it’s nice to see the people at SI are dabbling in fetish content now – midgets with muscles who can eat their own assholes…with American pride component…brilliant.
Archive for the Videos Category
2017
06
Jan
Love Magazine Advent Calendar’s Still Going of the Day
So Love Magazine has put together one of their most flimsy, lazy garbage Advent Calendar, pretty much the biggest thing they do all year, and because everyone is a fame whore – attention seeker, even the people with big audiences, who need content and promotion to help take them to the next level, and Love magazine has just the right formula for that…the Advent Calendar…that they are still posting content up around…well into January, despite the holidays being over, because milk this as hard as you can, beat that dead horse with your dick, and try your damn best to carry this video a day thing, make that Youtube money, especially when you have girls who have the following willing to spend the 14 mins it takes to film these things…
Well, the January edition of the Love Magazine Advent Calendar that keeps bringing content includes….my favorite – GEORGIA MAY JAGGER:
SI Model Hannah Ferguson…..
Daisy Lowe….the daddy issue big tits…
Nina Agdal…the Leo DiCaprio retard head..
I guess they didn’t make the cut for the actual advent calendar, but January is still a month and there are days in said month and people are still on the internet…and willing to watch…..and model and fake models are willing to be in these videos…so why ever stop it…just video a day this shit….cuz despite sucking they are still worth watching….half naked it girls from the the last 20 years…I’m sold…but it takes very little to sell me…the other day I stared at a shadow on my wall because it looked like tits…
2017
06
Jan
Dude has Sex with a Car and Other Videos of the Day
Morality Police Catch Adultery in Car
Two Girls Get Slammed by a Truck and Survive
Snow Removal Tractor Takes Out a Woman
Interesting Place to Nap…
Naked Woman VS the Mean Streets
Giant Spool on the Highway
Fight in the Internet Cafe
Kicksled Urban Stunts….
Jeep Fail….that Ends With Death…
2016
30
Dec
Angry Woman Bringing Husband Home and Other Videos of the Day
Naked Homeless Man on a Truck
Reporter Gets Hit in the Balls During an Interview
Big Man on a Mini Bike
Weird Group Suicide – of 8 People Drinking Pesticides
Drunk Pilot Checking In
San Franciso Attempted Murder
Mother and Daughter Taken Out By a Bike
Just Some Men Fighting to Get to the Top of a Wooden Pole
Great Design