Weed girls may oftentimes look like they smoke too much weed, have too many munchies, sit on couches far more than they sit on machines at the gym, but at least they are too blasted to be overly annoying, you know to ask you to socialize or go out to dinner parties or other shit, but they are probably will ask you to do shit, like bring them stuff when they are on the couch, which sounds like an annoying thing, like you’re a nurse caring for a half retard, but the good thing about it is they REALLY don’t want to get off that couch because they are high, so you can negotiate a blowjob!

Then there are the weed girls who aren’t sloth bitches, who can workout high, live a better life high, because the weed is the medication they need, so ultimately, a stoner chick is a win/win whether you get a fit hot one who doesn’t get half paralyzed, or if you get a fat fuck who just wants to eat chips and play videogames, so for that reason coupled with the fact they get naked, I’m into it!

Here are some weed girls!

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I may be a weed enthusiast, I think it’s great to deal in plants and not pharma, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say the girls who are producing content around weed are doing the best job of marketing weed!

Posting you doing anything in a bragging, or showing off kind of way is kinda lame as shit if you think about it, are they bragging like high school girls in a “I smoke weed” way “I’m so bad” instead of just smoking weed, or is this just them saying “I smoke weed, I’m so cool”, or is this the oversharing era of you can’t do anything naked without streaming it to your feed? Because it’s looking like “I smoke weed and love snacks” for a lot of em!

I’m not hating on any girl finding her niche, getting naked as part of some weird hustle, becoming a weed influencer as a job pays more than working at Target, especially if you rook nerds into your onlyfans, so work it, let us watch the free promo pics, but at a certain point it’s hardly about weed for the weed fetishists, who I guess exist, there’s a fetish for everything and more just a prop, but it is God’s Plant, Amazon told me, so Amazon must want me smoking weed too, making weed all the more suspicious!

If governments are bad, why are they pushing that we legalize weed?

HMMMMMMMMMM

To keep us oppressed man!

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I would consider myself a functioning alcoholic, because I’m not dead yet, but I am really a barely functioning alcoholic, definitely not a high functioning alcoholic, so I know first hand how fucking terrible booze is on the body and mind, which is why I assume it is legalized, they want us all half retards who are sick and who make really dumb drunken decisions, from ordering take-out you can’t afford, only to forgot you made the order, finding it on the door step of the apartment 3 days later after recovering from the hang over, and far worse shit that has got me arrested from being drunk!

So I’m not about to hate on Weed, grown in nature, organically, like a weed, basically given to us from our creator, to ingest and enjoy with what I would call barely a high, it really is weak as fuck, but relaxes your body, mind, fights cancers, helps depression, anxiety, and losens your asshole for anal, yet people still seem to think that weed is the devil’s lettuce, obviously marketed that way by the devil, to get you to not use it to open and expand your mind!

The whole legalization was likely designed to make everyone a lazy retard who eats junk food, but I have a feeling that a handful of indoctrinated idiots will be exactly that, fatter and more disgusting a year after legalization, but there will be at least TWO handfuls of people who are AWAKENED!

The point is, whatever your vice, your self medicating, your self destruction, it’s better when girls are half naked endorsing it, you know to feel less alone and able to jerk off to like minded people!

I am not a pothead, but I should be, it’s legal here!

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Here are some weed smoking girls being racy with their weed smoking because weed as a prop is a good way for them to carve out a niche in the influencer world, weed is a billion dollar industry and when it gets legalized they will need weed influencers, and really, they already do need weed influencers, so if you’re hot and have no other marketable skill, get naked, smoke weed, document it, get rich and famous.

I assume there are weed groupies out there, so into weed they have a fetish for girls who smoke weed, even though I just assumed all people smoke week, but I’m in socialist canada where no one works, so maybe my perspective is off.

There are likely still people who believe that weed is the Devil’s Lettuce, maybe less now that they are outraged a basketball star got arrested in Russia for weed, while not getting mad at weed arrests in their community…….

They think a plant from earth is a bad thing even if it brings you what could be spiritual experiences, or spiritual enlightenment, that you don’t really act on because while it barely gets you high, it’s not like heroin, but high enough to keep you on the couch……

Maybe that’s why it’s legal here, paranoid enough to question everything everything over the last two years but too lazy to do anything about it….all part of that universal law of telling people what you’re going to do to them before doing it, so if they choose to let it happen, that’s on them….and we choose to let it happen because we’re stoned and just trying to order our uber eats. You know, like how they put estrogen in everything to make you a pussy.

Who cares, it’s hot girls, some not so hot girls, using weed as a prop in their nude shoots, like activists, or perverts, or stoner babes that don’t look like they smell like rank, unshowered, live in a van growing out their bush asshole.

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I am on the fence about the legalization of weed……maybe it’s just my weed hazed paranoia because as an alcoholic who likes polluting my body with anything I can, I always felt that weed was the equivalent of smoking salad, you know getting my greens, I’m not trying to make lame ass weird puns here, I mean it’s organic, grown anywhere, not processed, a fucking weed….so when you eat dog shit like me, any vegetation seems like a good health choice.

Then there’s the whole fights cancer, helps depression, helps A.D.D and all that shit, that I guss didnt’ work so well for weed advocate Olivia Newton John, but I guess she could have died decades ago if it wasn’t for the weed, who fucking knows.

I am on the fence about the weed legalization thing, because I don’t trust the whole lawmakers doing what is best for the people and can only assume it’s a vessel for them to poison people, but maybe I am underestimating their greed when they can corner the market and make all the weed money, right.

I guess, we’ll have to see how that pans out, as the President of your country is fighting for Russia to legalize weed with that Grinder dude, something we can only assume he’ll do at home and be forced to release all the weed criminals still in jail for weed here, hopefully into your neighborhood so you always have a PLUG.

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I used to hate girls who smoked weed, I have no idea, but as a drunk who didn’t smoke weed, it would annoy me to be around girls who did smoke weed, and unlike booze that knocked a bitch out to make her far easier to be romantic with, the weed kept them lucid and aware…the date rape antidote…

That’s not to say girls who smoke weed don’t get date raped, or that weed doesn’t make girls horny, it’s just to say that I don’t make girls horny so when they are high they are far less likely to sit on my face, even if it’s a great way to spend the high while sensations are heightened, since they know better.

The point is, in my old age, I am all for weed…the weak as shit laid back high, the lack of a hangover, anxiety attacks like some kind of pussy, the medicinal qualities of pain relief….for the chill the fuck out…..

I wouldn’t go so far to say that watching a girl smoke weed is a fetish or cool, I always found weed heads as lame as craft beer enthusiasts, we get it, you smoke…..I wouldn’t even go so far to say weed smoking bitches are fit or hot, because I am sure a bunch are slobs who smoke weed for the munchies…..but I will post a bunch of weed girls trying to make it in the weed world as weed content creators who get paid by the weed companies…because they are naked or half naked….not necessarily making bad choices of “who the fuck cares about my future self”….because weed is the gateway to sex working from home….but probably doing it because lazy stoners with tits know they don’t have to be all that innovative to get paid…JUST SHOW THE TITS.

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I’d write more about these weed activist chicks who may not be activists at all, just pandering to the nerdy smoker dudes who are so about weed they get the leaf tattooed on them or they open a head shop, you know the hippie loser type, all into those JAM BANDS in vermont and shit, weird……and they may not be pandering to nerdy smoker dudes….they may just like smoking weed, it’s natural and better than those TOXIC mind numbing lobotozing SSRIs doctors give out to people they don’t know like candy cuz they get paid….when really what the people are feeling are normal human emotions, normal reactions, to normal situations….so many reasons to like weed enough to jerk off to half naked girls smoking it….

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WAKE AND BAKE….

I am a firm believer that the lawmakers should not get in the way of whatever plant I want to ingest and I find it weird that they decided to take it upon themselves to decide what I can and can’t ingest according to them…especially when they are poisoning me with all kinds of other shit they let me ingest…from fast food to snack foods to all that industrial waste they dump into our water supplies….to our water supplies…so whether I smoke weed or not…I support the girls who do…because it’s barely a fucking drug, it’s like smoking a Tomato Plant…

Weed is legal in Canada, so my bitching is directed at the rest of the world who obviously don’t want people smoking weed instead of doing other things like ANTI DEPRESSANTS…..because weed you can grow on a pile of shit in your basement because it is a weed…will bit into profits..

I don’t know if these girls are activists, or know that dudes who are into girls who smoke weed pay out more, maybe they are trying to become big in a niche market anticipating it’s legalization, so that when it happens, all the brands will pay them like they are the EM RATA or KIM K of weed….

I do know that if you’ve brought girls home after the club to smoke weed and fuck, only to end up giving up all your weed and not getting fucked because weed is the least effective date rape drug around….doesn’t mean you didn’t try or have fond memories of the glory days….does it.

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Weed girls are not all dumpster fire pigs who look like they smoke weed to get through life because life has been unfair to them….not all weed girls are sloppy ass, lazy ass, bitches who get nothing done besides snacking all day…..but a lot of them are.

I am all for girls who smoke weed, or really anyone who smokes weeds, since I am into holistic medicine after seeing how fucking crazy BIG PHARMA is, and realize that if smoking weed gets you through it, if it makes your life better, it is a fuck of a lot better than being on SSRIs they prescribe to everyone to turn them into mindless shills…

We are all depressed, life sucks, humanity sucks, being motivated to live is for a small group of people will somehting to prove, so you might as well turn the chill on with a plant that you can grow with zero to no effort, especially when it was marketed as being the gateway to so many bad things in the propaganda against it, when really it’s probably just a gateway to sitting on the damn couch and not hating your life for it.

All this to say, DrunkenStepfather is SMOKED OUT stepfather…..at least for the sake of lookig at slutty self produced content of girls who think WEED makes for an ideal nude model prop.

I am into it.

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If you’re going to smoke weed, you might as well get naked while you do it and document that being naked while smoking your weed to upload to the internet, knowing that weed isn’t federally legal, and not giving a shit, because you’re edgy, you’re the future, and normalizing weed like this may one day help the people blocking weed’s legalization realize that it’s God’s plant, we’re build with the receptors, it grows like a weed, you’re meant to be eating it, it is the holistic, natural, medicine a motherfucker needs, and the fact that they don’t let everyone smoke weed without the fear of being arrested is to try to stomp out your enlightenment…..

HOWEVER, weed is legal in Canada and we are the most oppressed tyrannical country in the world apparently….so maybe the people making weed legal are doing it because they no that people will be too stoned to bother noticing all the tyranny, or if they do notice it, they’ll won’t bother fighting it off because they’ve got videogames to play, shows to watch, couches to sit on…..and NUDE PICS OF THEM SMOKING weed to take…

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