I may not be addicted to the gym, working out, being healthy, but I definitely thing that more people should be addicted to the gym, working out and being healthy. It’s a known fact that they’ll be less depressed, happier, more successful, living longer and fuller lives, plus in a world where everyone is turning fat as fuck, it’s a good time to be a contrarian, to not give into the easy, the lazy, the victim sloth life of cats and misery, and grab life by the balls and do some squats.

I figure, things are cyclical and the fat acceptance will eventually not be something anyone aspires to be, sure accept the fats, but the fats will stop trying to lie to us about how healthy they are or how hot they are when we know that’s simply not true….there will be more and more girls turning to fitness….

Which means it is almost time for me to transition so I can hang in their locker rooms you know to watch them shower and shit now that it is legally allowed…

You know there was a time I went to the gym, 30 years ago or so and the entire time, with each fitness outfit in an era that was not leggings and pussy everywhere, I’d think about the female lockerroom at all times….I’ve even been kicked out of them….but not anymore, society has finally caught up to my degeneracy!

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As a lazy fat slob, I am drawn to fit bitches, because sexually, two fat people fucking is a fucking disaster, it’s not nice to look like, it’s not functional or practical, it’s hard on everything and everyone involved, not just the bed, and someone in the duo can end up dead if they over exert themselves.

Not to mention, sex is a physical activity so one of you better be fucking read to do the bouncing around, and for the sake of survival that person isn’t me.

I figure there should be weight limits to sex….so there should be some fucking laws around this shit, you know if you want to make laws controlling everything, let’s make beds equipped with scales and police that shit.

Two fatties combined ends in prison term, they can’t be allowed to fuck legally for the sake of humanity…..so only skinny or fit bitches, or a skinny or fit dudes can fuck the fatties..and make that a mandatory charitable contribution….just doing their part for the community…since they probably won’t do it voluntarily.

Here are some fit bitches who look strong enough to take on the fat fuck task.

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Stay fit bitches…maybe not too fit…because too fit can be terrifying, but it’s still better than being fat….

Maybe I’m more into staying emaciated and starved the fuck out, you know like 90s models, while retaining your tits than fit, but I figure exercise is part of the process of negative caloric intake..

The point is that no one worth fucking is into fat bitches….unless they’ve been through too many hot model bitches and want to diversify without going gay or to transgendered…

Dudes fucking the fatties are doing it because they have no other choice, it’s fuck a fatty or fuck nothing…and people want to fuck something….and those are the lower tier people fit chicks don’t have to fuck since they are fit….

So to live the sugar baby dream, or to find love with a lifestyle you feel you deserve, or to get jerked off to by dudes who fuck fat chicks and wish so much that they could have a chick who is built the way they are supposed to be built before all the fat but instead are forced to fuck fatties if they are EVEN lucky to get a fatty now that fatties have egos too…find that calorie deficit.

Fit girls are hotter, more energized, better fucks even if they are lying there taking it in a way like “you’re lucky to be here since I’m not a fat chick and you kinda seem like a dude who only gets fat chicks, so do the work”….and sure they aren’t sucking dick like its the last donut in the box they are sneaking at midnight like fat girls traditionally do….they’re just overall less miserable to look at and to be around….especially since they are becoming a myth…..

Here are some workout sluts.

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In a society where 50 percent of people are obese, 20 percent of people are overweight, 10 percent of people are lazy, sloppy and soft….the 10 percent of people are underweight due to AIDS, CANCER, STARVATION….

So the final 10 percent of people who do fitness, who get that toned and defined body, who have that athleticism and ability to bounce on dicks for a longer and more inspired amount of time, since they practice at the gym doing squats daily are important to encourage or fetishize.

I get it, some girls with their big strong muscles are scary, even masculine, their pec titties not a titty you’d want if you were sculpting a tit out of your mashed potatoes to jerk off to….

But I think encourage the strength training, the fitness, the musculature and trying to normalizing a little fitness since it makes for a better fuck, even the higher testosterone, albeit gay sounding, makes bitches horny….and bearded…but HORNY…and domineering, maybe scary and into fucking you with a strap on, but it’s a small price to pay to encourage healthy living….

So get to your local gym, identify as a woman, get in the woman’s locker room, or join the local spin class, or HOT YOGA class, just to stare at the fit asses and smell the gym farts, it’s worth it…and soon it won’t exist anymore…since fat is far fucking easier….unless we get more FIT FETISHES going, where girls ASPIRE TO BE FIT, cuz being fat is SHUNNED….

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Stay Fit!

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It’s the Holiday season, so it’s a great opportunity to get the fat people in your lives workout equipment. Tell them being a fat slob is fucking gross and 2023 is the year to go back to traditional fat shaming and if you want to be on the right side of the fucking conversation start starving yourself and doing fucking squats you pig fucks…

Fit is hotter than fat, end of fucking story, Merry Christmas to All and To All a Good night.

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Workout Girls….

That’s really the only lesson that anyone should be taught…I mean that and sucking dick proper….

You know fuck learning important things like finance, like taxation, like making money, like actual life skills….all you need to know is to be fit…and how to suck dick….and you can learn the rest along the way….or have some rich guy do it for you because you’re more valuable when you’re fit and know how to suck dick.

No matter how much they want you to think that fit girls are bad, the fitness is bad, that fat is good, you know that’s just a fucking lie….they just don’t want you getting in the way and it’s easier to put you in a pod when you’re sick, unhealthy, unable to move your fat ass out of the pod they have you in while feeding you more slop to keep you sick and fat, and distracting you with porn and other shit on the screen.

Point of the story is that fit girls, even the scary ones are better than the alternative….so Workout Girls…

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I saw some hot chick bitching on social media, not that I go on social media, but I follow telegram accounts that will likely me get me raided who do the social media digging for me, and this hot chick was bitching about hot being hot and fit is a fucking curse….

Basically, in this propaganda filled “Fat girls are sexy” and “Eat a SandwicH” skinny girl twilight zone we live in, hot chicks who post hot pics of themselves being hot, whether being skinny naturally, or fit from working out, since that’s the HEALTHIEST thing a motherfucker can do in this lazy, poison food, junk food, lazy world…..are getting reported, flagged for pushing hate, or bullying, by just living their own damn lives…

So the bitter fat girls, the same who push body positivity think that being hot and fit is FAT shaming and not body positivity for that person being positive about their body…..

Meaning, fat chicks who push agendas are actually angry little cunts..or I guess it would be big cunts…cuz you know that no dude is saying “cancel that hot chick for being fit and body positive that’s shaming fat girls just by their existing”…..

I wonder if that logic applies to ANYTHING else these loud mouths are against…..

I SUPPORT FIT CHICKS…..even if it’s just jerking off to them working out in the park….

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Stay Fit Bitches…

Don’t fall into the propaganda the big is beautiful, that fat is wonderful, that body positivity means treating your body like such shit that you can only fit in elastic draw string pants or the fat sized clothing they’ve created by pushing this whole fat chick economy…..it may feel good for a lazy bitch to be rewarded or told it’s ok…but I am a firm believer in celebrating the ladies who didn’t give into the scam because they like the way cookies taste and because they can pretend that body positivity is destroying your fucking body and slowly killing yourself so that you die young and aren’t a drain on social security or medicaid or whatever the fuck your pension programs are called…

It’s an evil agenda and fit bodies who like being fit, who know fit feels as good as it tastes, and who would never become the fat chicks the system want them to be….are all you should be sexualizing…MAKE FITNESS GREAT AGAIN…and tell all the fat chicks you know that fat fucking kills…

FITNESS….and I am saying this as a self hating, wife hating fat fuck with a fat I don’t want to fuck but sometimes am forced to fuck due to marriage commitments and FREE RENT…if you know what I mean…

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It is Workout Wednesday, which is my form of philanthropy to remind bitches to workout because fat is disgusting….

That’s my activism, my silent protest, my hunger strike, my holding a picket sign outside the Drag Queen Story Time, or the Abortion Clinic, or whatever else they pay losers they condition and radicalize on the internet to attend….

I think my cause is a better one for humanity, far less annoying since I lack in marketing skills and the only 5 people who see this are people who remember this site used to exist 18 years ago and want to know if it’s still up to laugh at…..

The point is we need to NOT normalize obesity because that shit kills and is gross to look at and smell…. and we need to celebrate girls who hit the fucking gym and that’s not just because I have a female body builder who can kick my ass fetish, but those ripped fitness models doing their flexing and posing aren’t bad…..

Either way, stay fit, just not tomorrow, EAT EVERYTHING YOU CAN, thanksgiving before the PROMISED food shortages…

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