Xenia Deli is a pretty amazing model from some third world country that I would like to think she escaped in some Cold War movie storyline that involved climbing Siberian mountains, and dealing with American spies with her vagina, that is probably more of a “she’s hot, sign her, book her on jobs, get her a work visa, find her a rich American Husband, Greencard that ho”….

Not that she really needs to be booking jobs, since the work she does for her instagram for free, is all she really needs to be doing…all day, everyday…..from this angle…good times.

Seriously…

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Xenia Deli is in a bikini catalog…and she’s wearing a bikini in said catalog…just her, a white background, a bikini and photoshop…boring as shit..it’s like throw some props in this motherfucker…add some drama or theatrics cuz girl in front of white wall wearing anything or nothing is fucking garbage….even when the girl is fucking fantastic…

I only post this shit to remind myself that even good things can be horrible…

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Here’s a boring shoot of a girl named Xenia who I assume is Xenia Deli because there aren’t that many models named Xenia who I like looking at half naked…usually trying to figure out if Deli is a nickname she got after a photographer saw her unwrap that meaty sandwich in her pants…but that’s probably not what happened at all…but luckily we’re all allowed to have dreams….what did happen is they had her posing with some wrinkly faced bitch to either make herself look better, or as part of a make a wish foundation, ultimately, who fucking cares…not me, even though you’d think I did, based on the fact I just posted this shit.

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I am a fan of XENIA DELI , even if I don’t really know anything about her, other than that her name is silly and reminds me of a vile meaty vagina sent from middle aged mom hell to make me question my sexuality one night when too drunk to say no to the frilled meaty discolored disgusting….because the pictures of her in this C-Heads shit, along with every other picture of her, make me realize I’d get down with this even if it had a dick…cuz sometimes there’s that grey area of tranny, where they look so good despite the dick, that you just have to close your eyes and go for it, not that Xenia Deli is a tranny, but if she was, I’d like her pictures just as much as I do right now…

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The only think I want at this Deli…is the Deli meat she’s got hiding in her panties she’s being paid to wear…I mean that or the pepperoni she’s got shining through the bra’s that they didn’t photoshop…reminding me of the Sears catalog back in the 90s when it was all I had to masturbate to…before a time when photoshop erased everything that makes a model an actual woman…instead of some computer generated barbie doll weirdness that masturbating to is like masturbating to a fucking video game or comic book drawing…something I am sure you are all fucking used to…because you are creeps…but I guess so am I…just in different ways…possibly even more criminal ways…we are so the same…aren’t you glad we are friends….

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It’s funny that every flight attendant I’ve ever had has been a 60 year old unionized worker who can barely be called a worker because she’s too busy complaining and gossiping about her co-workers with her other co-workers she’s catching up with because they haven’t been on a flight together in a few weeks or months…and gossip is what brings people together….

Making anyone trying to sexualize flight attendants like it was the 60s and we were allowed to sexually harass and objectify women, you know make them suck our dicks and get naked to get menial jobs other girls were competing for in the man’s world…a world we lost to feminists…

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Xenia Deli is an amazing kind of Deli, much better than the Jewish Deli where the balding fat woman picks at your sandwich as she makes it…because this Deli has a meaty panty sandwich I want to eat as if it was an all you can eat buffet, where the other Deli, just gives me diarrhea.

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My favorite thing about Victoria’s Secret Pink is that it is the brand’s gateway lingerie company.

It’s the Marijuana of panties, you know the one that gets them in when they are young because it is accessible and barely illegal. It always leads to the heavier shit that is more addictive and offers a lifetime of commitment and disappointment…you know the heroin of panties….

It’s what they use to seduce the kids in, with product that parents are not disgusted by, that look cute. You know nothing crotchless or lacy here…but that will allow these kids to know nothing but Victoria’s Secret into their adulthood…It’s just clever shit and they are using Xenia Deli as one of their models, which I guess is a good decision, because she’s amazing to look at, and anything that gets her half naked…even if it’s the tame collection from a brand that is overly Christian friendly, despite being owned and run by the Jews…like Christmas….all nipples and vagina photoshopped out…I’ll still stare and wonder what went wrong in my life, and what went right in Xenia’s life, that made her impossible for me to by 10 dollars a minute to on a webcam site like all the other Cold War Boomers from behind the Iron Curtain.

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Xenia Deli makes the best sandwich…all she has to do is pull down her panties and squeeze and shit looks like a nice no carb, loose pile of meat I can suck on all day until it melts in my mouth, or we both get a rash from the friction…

Not that I know what her pussy looks like, I just don’t know where else to go with a hot bitch named Deli, I just try to make sure it is somewhere that is not near her eyebrows, cuz those things, are a little too intense for me, like they have a life of their fucking own….while the rest of her is just amazing enough to ignore the weirdness and more importantly be angry she’s making it as a model, because models all end up with Adam Levine and not in your car sucking your dick for 50 bucks…like they should.

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The best deli meat around is in the panties of Xenia Deli, but unfortunately she’s been cast by Victoria’s Secret, instead of some obscure porn producer who has her spreading her vagina for the internet, because Victoria’s Secret photoshops the vagina definition in her panties, making her deli meat just a figment of my imagination, which in some cases, especially during a herpes outbreak, is a better look for panty meat…

All this to say. She’s lovely, making moves, and I support her decision to go corporate. Support, I am sure she doesn’t give a fuck about..

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