Xenia Deli is my favorite Deli, the kind of Deli I’d like to visit twice a day, you know to lick the salami sandwich in her panties, especially when looking at pics of her wearing panties, not that there’s much competition in terms of Deli’s I visit, because they are all run by fat, greasy lookin’ dudes who make me want to throw-up while eating the sandwich they made me, knowing that they probably didn’t wash their hands after taking a huge deli worker dump….so she’s a great looking girl, easy to look at and to compare to other delis, but the fact is, these catalog shots fucking suck even if she’s half naked in it.

I mean she’s hot, but there’s something creepy about a woman with her nipples photoshopped out. Just ask Angelina Jolie and her Zombie tits.

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I’m into the sandwich from this deli, you know the one in her bathing suit bottoms, all juicy and meaty and probably aged properly, because it takes work for a sandwich to be perfected, and it takes work for a sandwich to get to a level that other sandwiches don’t get to, you know getting paid to model that sandwich, for brands of all sizes and magazines, because a lot of hot girls would kill for this job, girls even hotter than this Deli, but for some reason her sandwich made it to the top, and I think it has to do with letting a lot of connected men taste it along the way….but I could be wrong.

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I have had sex with different girls in Hanky Panky underwear over the last few years….they like it because it doesn’t leave any underwear lines…I like it because it means I am about to have sex with a girl who was wearing Hanky Panky underwear…and if that wasn’t exciting and perfect enough, the company, who has already done so much for me…by wrapping the vagina I eat up….has put Xenia Deli in their underwear catalog shots and she’s fucking rockin’….the kind of deli panty sandwich meat I’d like to eat all day…. you see what I did there? Exactly…

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Xenia Deli may be named after your favorite place to get Jewish meat sandwiches…but the only meat sandwich I want when looking at her is hiding in her panties…panties she’s shwoing off her amazing body in for some magazine photoshoot that excites me…partially cuz I am easily excitable…but mainly cuz she’s fucking amazing to look at….more girls need to be her…stupid names don’t matter when you’re built like this…seriously…her name could be PILE OF SHIT…and I’d still want to jump in….

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Xenia Deli, was born October 27, 1989 in the Republic of Moldova (south of the Ukraine). She stands 5 foot 7 and dreams of one day becoming successful model.

Looks like she made it….I mean unless you think SI South Africa doesn’t count as an actual model job cuz only 5% of their population can afford to buy the shit…..or because it is not the American SI, but instead the licensed brand name for obscure markets that don’t impact the American brand name….like a younger, uglier step cousin that makes way less money and has way less social impact in the world///

That doesn’t mean this Xenia Deli is not making moves…..and not lovely to look at…if anything I predict the hype she gets from this will get her in the American issue in a few months….working her way from the bottom up….but unfortunately not doing it via my penis…cuz she’s a babe….

Here are the pics….

Here are the other bargain basement, fresh face, new models trying to one day be in SI America…but settling for SI international….so SI America notices them….while all that matters is that I notice them….

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Xenia Deli is awesome…and the most unfortunate thing about this shoot is that it is for Buffalo, a Montreal company, and I loive in Montreal, making me think they may have flown her in to shoot this, and I totally missed the opportunity to crawl up the fire escape of whatever hotel she was in to jerk off to her while she slept, as I lke to do with low level models with crazy names from other countries who are trying to make it in America the best way they know how….

She’s good. Even if Buffalo sucks.

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I’ve been following the long, lucrative, expansive career of Xenia Deli for a solid 3 weeks now….because she’s some hot newcomer model who I figure we should encourage to see more of her….because there is no way she won’t end up being in SI or Victoria’s Secret, I can predict these things…..

The one thing that annoyed me about her, is that unlike all the other models from obscure foreign countries, she got out there by not showing her tits or naked body for fashion, in era when all models get naked for fashion, cuz it is a competitive world for hot bitches who want the lazy/good life, it rubbed me the wrong way….I was like “no bitch, you can’t get famous before getting naked, it will ruin the natural fucking process of becoming a top model”….luckily today my concerns were dealt with and the people of Love Cat said “bitch, you wanna be in our magazine, you gotta get naked like everyone else, otherwise will ask another hot bitch who will”….and like all models looking to get ahead, she complied, and like all perverts who keep track of this shit, even though I don’t care about this shit, I just accidentally made it my life work…..I looked on happily…..

Good hustle people…

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