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2012

23

Apr

Xenia Deli in FHM South Africa of the Day

I still don’t really know who Xenia Deli is…but when you look like this….nothing else really matters about the bitch…she could be a fucking Nazi and you a jew and you’d still follow her into the cattle car….she’s one of those…I’d die to fuck her…literally….bitches….

From what I can figure out she is from Moldova and that doesn’t fucking matter……She’s 23 and that dosn’t fucking matter….She won the 2011 Beach Bunny model search and that doesn’t matter….She’s done Fredrick’s of Hollywood campaign and that doesn’t fucking matter….she’s 5 foot 7 and that doesn’t matter….What matters is what her home address is so I can park outside and eventually show her the rationed bread line to my penis….her communist ass, even if she was only communist until she was 2, will feel right at home…at least that’s the fantasy….cuz she’s hot.

Here she is for South Africa FHM!

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2012

13

Apr

Xenia Deli Hot Bikini Body of the Day

I stole these pics from the virgin over at HOLLYWOODTUNA …….and I figure if he’s gonna do the work for me, I’m gonna let him, you know since I don’t have to pay him, I just have to give him a shout out, because otherwise he will cry to me about how he found these in the depths of the internet and I totally robbed him….not that I ever mind bottom feeding or admitting to bottom feeding…It’s kinda my thing….not to mention it’s not like he took the pics of Xenia Deli himself….and really….hot girls always make us do unethical things…like robbing our friends….to fuck our other friend’s wife when he is away cuz you know she looks at you with sex eyes at every BBQ you are invited to….it is just the nature of being a backstabbing, table scrap eating, scavanger of a man….a title I can live with…..even if I’d rather live with Xenia Deli sitting on my face…

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2012

05

Apr

Xenia Deli Hot in the Changing Room of the Day

Xenia Deli is pretty fucking hot…so hot I can see past her stretch marks….that are making me wonder if her booty grew too fast when she first hit puberty and was all hormonal….or if it was a product of quick weight loss after being a fat slob….cuz you see one of those things is not quite like the other….but maybe both should not be analyzed…because it takes away from all that is good about her…even if I have no idea who the fuck she is…cuz when you look like this you don’t have to be anyone, you don’t even have to be breathing, you just need to keep getting in a bikini, shit will work out ok for you as more and more people start jerking off to you…..

So I did some research….turns out that “Xenia Deli, was born October 27, 1989 in the Republic of Moldova (south of the Ukraine). She stands 5’7″ and dreams of one day becoming successful model.”

Makes a huge fucking differnece when looking at these pics right? All communist raised, hard working and familiar with organized crime to finance her escape into this sex trade….

Who cares. She’s in a changing room. Half naked. I’m into this….but then again watching girls change is kinda a fetish of mine….one that has got me banned from many stores.


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