Zooey Deschanel may be a troll, who has always been a troll, and not the good kind of troll who goes out and does street interviews to fuck with people, or other fun things that involve trolling, she’s a troll who looks like a troll…the kind you’d find living in a tree stump in the magical forest where trolls live…
Anyway, Zooey Deschanel has been treated like a “cute” or “hot” celebrity…I know dudes who have jerked off to her and whether I question their choices or not is irrelevant, plenty of unattractive celebs have been jerked off to over the years because we’re suckers who buy into marketing and need to be told what to think…so they say she’s hot, she must be hot, I saw her in ELF she’s gotta be hot, she was hot enough to be a love interest to whoever she was a love interest and she’s been funny or whatever people find endearing which has all contributed to her brainwashing..
What I know her as is the Dot Com millionaire who launched a VERY lame ass blog with the writer of EVILBEETGOSSIP – Shout Out EvilBeetGossip…they sold that shit to TIME INC for something like 40 million, in 2012 so you know as I sit here in debt…I gotta give Zooey Deschanel the troll credit for being better at blogs than me…which isn’t saying much…but it is a good troll…she’s not even a blogger and she’s made about 400 times what I have made blogging and blogging is all I do…I mean not to make it about me…but I guess it’s always about me….
So now, I stare at her millionaire from blogging, celebrity tits being gross…like that’s some consolation prize or some shit….personally, I’d rather be the pool with 40 million dollars back in 2012 than still riding this sinking ship into worthlessness…
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