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Zooey Deschanel’s Shitty Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Zooey Deschanel is the fucking worst….and her ass is even worse than she is……

In the event you aren’t into asses….and don’t know any better….this is a shitty fucking ass. It’s square, wide, long, weird and seriously lacks soul.

I hate people who endorse this Deschanel trash….and buy into her bullshit hipster hustle….

She’s nothing but a fat chick, overrated and annoying….who managed to leverage her fucking bullshit into a site and TV show…when based on her look she’s got no fucking business doin it…

Hollywood is a lie, but this ass…this is ass is real….real fucking horrible…

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Possible Zooey Deschanel Sexts of the Day

Here are some old self shot nude pics that Zooey Deschanel sexted her boyfriend and that he released out of bitterness that she doesn’t answer his emails now that she’s famous…

I’m glad that we live in a nicely perverted world. Where digital cameras, webcams and cell phone cameras are everywher and they are being used for their original purpose…to SEXT. So many girls do it….

I’m just glad when shit gets leaked to the public…I’m also glad that we live in a world where you can take those sexted pics and spread them around the world and increase this virtually unknown celebrity pussy into a known pussy….I mean if they didn’t black it out…

Which brings up a real concern, why would a motherfucker trying to embarrass an ex black out the good parts….It’s not like he has a conscience if we’ve gone this far…I’m guessing it was pretty wrecked.. or maybe it was a dick…or maybe cuz she is 30, these pics look like they are 10 years old, and 2000 was not quite the year of the bikini wax…

I just know that when it comes to sexting, I’m only into the vaginas….so this sucks for me.

That said, let’s celebrated sexting, ex-girlfriends dumb enough to send us nudes, bitter boyfriends willing to share the goods and get their 5 minutes of fame, humiliating there kinda famous probably bitchy cunts by showing off their cunts…

Good times. Now someone get me the uncensored pics…

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Zooey Deschanel in Some Vintage Bathing Suits for Summer of the Day

I don’t know who Zooey Deschanel is, I just know that her name always reminds me of my friend who took the “petting zoo” too literally. I don’t actually have a friend who fucks animals, I have friends who fuck women who are so ugly I’d rather fuck an animal, and the only person I know who used to fuck animals was a Turkish muslim dude who would fuck dogs because jerking off and fucking bitches was against his religion and for some reason wasn’t embarrassed about telling me the story at least 4 times in the last 4 years….

I do know that Zooey Deschanel looks like the kind of girl I wouldn’t notice on the street. You know the obscure geek hipster who I just assume is a lesbian who would go to the public pool in vintage bathing suits and not just wear them in photoshoots and really who fucking cares…I know I don’t….

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Kate Beckinsale and Zooey Deschanel for Absolut Vodka of the Day

Two of my favorite things in life is booze and useless pussy. Here are a few ads for Absolut Vodka that are pretty fucking boring to me, because I like usually like drinking my booze and not looking at pictures of my booze, and I definitely prefer real women to pictures of women posing, and I really prefer those real women to be fuckin soaked through proper in booze, because historically, drunk bitches are easier to fuck, especially if you slip some shit in their drink and drag them out by their hair….

Either way, I don’t drink Absolut and I’m pretty much willing to drink everything, even rubbing alcohol if it’s cut with enough juice so that I don’t go blind, and maybe they should fix their formula before paying big money for this fancy art fag campaigns….because when I think of alcohol and women together, I usually expect to be slipping my hand down her fucking pants as she’s passed out in the corner….


Here’s Zooey Deschanel….I don’t remember what she does…But now she has the credit of being in a boring Absolut campaign to add to her already very impressive resume……I don’t know what I am talking about.

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