Someone recently told me that “they” are cleaning up the internet so I better watch out…now I’m not sure what they’ve meant about cleaning up the internet considering every 18 year old on their 18th birthday is posting their first anal scene on reddit for fun, or to build that audience for their OnlyFans….because being a porno chick is cool for whatever reason and these normals who would have been normals in my era…meaning not doing porn, probably not even watching porn, probably not even doing anal except once a year when drunk or feeling wild after a dinner party….but now normal is to sell anal videos instead of working some shitty retail job which I get…

But if normal is to out-weird each other, where does that leave the actual weird people, because there was a time when weird people, even skateboarders, were seen as some fringe menace to society….where the normals would beat them up, give them dirty looks, all that nonsense….forcing them to move to Brooklyn to be amongst the other “cool” kids that understood them or that weird is ok…

Only now…it’s normal to be edgy, weird, obscure, say insane things, do insane things, so all these normals who would have been starting their diet to get cut for Spring Break…are genderless and making art with their periods and feces…and it’s seen as normal…

So what does that mean for the actual weirdos who don’t want to be part of the normals now that the normals are weirdos…are they forced to go back to the 90s and live out that mainstream life….it must be so confusing when you try so hard to fit in…

Which is the nice thing about having never cared, who cares, I am just glad I haven’t folded or conformed for monetary gain, so as they clean up the internet I can still post asshole pics and say I think COVID is a scam until they take me out…in some FBI raid while I am sleeping for having an opinion that goes against theirs…not that anyone reads the site…but the truth is, I should have gone mainstream normal back when mainstream and normal made money, because I’d like a private jet…and feel like I sacrificed that for this..but then again, if I did go internet famous back when blogs got paid, making that set for life money, my fat wife who I actually had a sexual dream about last night, which is terrifying and made me think for a second I like fucking her fatness, which I don’t….but it’s like when you have a gay sex dream about your best friend and you spend a week questioning your sexuality….only about a fat woman and not some gay shit…and yes you are gay…but yeah…it’s a good thing I never made it, where I failed consistently downward, because my wife doesn’t deserve nice things…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning For Christmas Eve Christmas…

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It’s the Christmas season and whining about COVID lockdowns and other things is a waste of fucking time, who really cares whether the government wants us locked inside to feed up propaganda, without our traditional Christmas because they think Covid is that bad, or that good…or because they know something bigger is coming…like the actual apocalypse and this is a way to prep for that…

The reality is that life is better for most people, they don’t have to see peoople they don’t want to see, they can narrow their suffocating social circle and have a great excuse, they can work their minimal capacity that they did at the office, only without pretending to work, they can be lazy fucks who just stream content all night and day….in the comfort of their own home…I mean this is how celebrities live…I mean not in 500 square foot basement apartments with a mold problem…but the lifestyle man…we’re living large in isolation hiding inside from mean viruses that hate grandparents….

So Christmas is either cancelled or illegal, but that’s not a bad thing, you can celebrate it alone in your underwear the way you’d rather spend it and anyone who pretends to actually want to see friends and family during these times is either a liar or a freak…

I mean it is the Christmas season, but with no family gatherings, the Christmas spirit may be bleak in your soul or household, especially knowing your favorite uncle can’t climb into bed with you on Christmas eve after 1 too many eggnogs to show you his Christmas spirit inside you….you know ike he’s done every year for the last 20 years….because Christmas is for molestations….from creepy uncles…and other perverts…

Now Here are some stepLINKS..or what I call PRE-POO…

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