Someone asked me why Santa doesn’t have kids…I had to explain that Santa is a pedophile…who loves kids…so much he breaks into their houses and gifts them so that they don’t tell their moms and dads…unless they are naughty…then he punishes them…like a masochist pedophile…I mean he is a man with army of kid-like fantasy […]

I may not be warm hearted…but I am a warm hater…meaning I don’t really hate anything, I just say hateful shit about horrible people, and that brings warm over me…making me feel complete…like it was Christmas everyday….without any of the gifts….it’s like being warm hearted with more of an opinion…. Here are some stepLINKS… Pam […]

I play the gay best friend until…I get their confidence, their trust…and then I move in… Like that time I used to prank call and ring the buzzer at the house of a girl I wanted to fuck….and who I had spent 2 weeks befriending…at 5 am…las week so that when she got scared, she’d […]

If you had to run over a kid, you know one of those hypothetical “what ifs”…..and the fate of the world relied on you killing one kid… What Ethnicity would it be? I know what this Jesus Freak would answer… How about Jennifer Lawrence Tonguing Natalie Dormer Cuz She’s Gay.. Fine…Here are some stepLINKS So […]

Tis the season of the pumpkin, but it turns out that telling girls at the grocery store walking by the selection of pumpkins, with or without their kids, that the tightest pussy you ever had was a pumpkin….and that if they were to fuck any vegetable, especially in fall, make it a pumpkin….but girls are […]

I find it abusive when girls don’t send me nudes… Where is the lifetime movie about my struggles… Here are some steplINKS… Girls and Mirrors… CLICK HERE Phoebe Price Does the Miley Cyrus CLICK HERE Lady Gaga Cleavage… CLICK HERE Baby and Dog Freak Out When Dad Gets Home CLICK HERE Cora Keegan is a […]

My failed sext of the day was “I want your period blood dripping down her wrist….” to a girl I was sexting who was on her period…apparently…not the right thing to say… I guess the fact that she had her period meant she wasn’t sexual enough for me…I prefer the girls I sext to be […]

So…Asking a girl what she’s doing for dinner…then asking if she likes Indian food…will probably end with a no thanks when you close off your invitation with “good, because that’s what my dick smells like “….I know…because it happened. I only speak in truths… Here are some stepLINKS…. Girls Not Wearing Bras….. CLICK HERE Kate […]

Sometimes I wonder if I am alone in hoping for a natural disaster to weed out the weak and to basically reset society, so that we can tap into our animal instincts and see what humanity actually is.. Just watching 9-5 robots, at all levels of the chain of command, from rich as fuck to […]