My new seduction strategy is printing up instagram pics of girls I follow, taking pictures of their pic in various places, like next to porn, a used rubber vagina, my testicles…and sending them a message like “Wish you were here”… It’s the modern post card…that could get you arrested, but that some girls may find […]
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2014
25
Apr
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I have a new mind fuck for girls with boyfriends… I say….”I heard stories, such good stories, but I can’t tell you – you’re too happy in love and I wouldn’t want to ruin that”… They will instinctively think their boyfriend is cheating on them and in the process of getting the story out of […]
2014
21
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I saw some Florida looking hooker, with leathery skin, fake tits, and bleached hair looking girl leave her car running when she ran into Walgreens, I am assuming it wasn’t buy sunscreen, or birth control, because her license plate was a PRO-LIFE plate, like bitch is so anti-abortion, she got it on on her license […]
2014
21
Apr
Easter Models Bring the Easter Bunny Porn of the Day
Nothing says Eater, like models posting Thematic pictures to commemorate the day…so here’s A Little ^^^Candice Swanepoel^^^ Bare Ass Easter Bunny Porn Some ^^^Izabel Goulart Fit^^^ as Fuck Artistic Easter Bunny Some ^^^Irina Shayk^^^Easter Bunny Porn Lingerie Ears Porn Some ^^^Miley Cyrus^^^Merging Easter and 420…and failing hard on all fronts…ruining everything for everyone trying to […]
2014
17
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
My new strategy with hookers and sluts who want the void in their souls filled with a peni, is to pull a bitch move and tell them that they don’t make me feel special, and like I am the only cock they want…and I do it by telling them they have cankles… That may not […]
2014
06
Apr
Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama Nudes of the Day
A friend of mine is Nashville once told me that there are Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus lesbian sex tape and nudes that float around from musician to musician that work with them, like some kind of inside joke that never got leaked to the internet, because really if you have the pics, and have […]
2014
04
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
Sometimes eating tacos with lesbians is just eating tacos with lesbians but not actually having a death match to see who eats pussy better…and I find that tragic. IT’s the weekend, which would mean something if you weren’t an unemployed pathetic loser, where everyday is the weekend, or an anti social weirdo who doesn’t leave […]
2014
24
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
So I make my intern work in bed with me in her underwear. I don’t pay her so it isn’t prostitution or sexual harassment. I also asked a girl I saw walking into a gym if she would shower with me in the locker room because it has always been a fetish. When she freaked […]
2014
19
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
Failed pick-up line of the day Have you ever made a man cum in a glass, freeze it, and make a popsicle out of it? Do you want to? Everyone loves popsicles…. Here are some stepLINKS… Slutty Celeb Dress of the Day GO Lookin Down Blouses…. GO 45 of Your Childhood Crushes GO Rita Ora […]
2014
07
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
Someone told me if you pour tuna juice on a man’s asshole – it is less gay….I don’t agree. I am going into night 4 of the strippers…aiming for some real rugged, inexpensive ones…because that’s what happens when you spend all your money on strippers the first night of stripper tour…they just progressively get worse…and […]