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2020

16

Jun

Tuesdays are Also for Assholes Behind Thongs of the Day

Assholes are obviously the gateway to a person’s soul and everyone this generation seems to be asshole obsessed, which is funny, but I guess it makes sense since they are all queers and if there’s one thing I know about queers, it’s that they like assholes, whether it’s fucking with another person’s asshole or their own asshole…they are about the asshole life.

What they don’t like is internet assholes, they are seen as mean cyber bully jerks who are out to ruin their dreams of a UTOPIA of equality, and inclusion, so long as each one of them is labeled by what they are, what they represent, what minority or retardation they have, like the Jews in the Holocaust their armband and IG BIO.

Point being, since ASSHOLES are the gateway to the soul and the trendiest of body parts, the one you ask for when a girl sends you a pussy pic, “ok cool but this time with more asshole”….it means A LOT OF GIRLS post pics of their assholes on the internet daily, they offset it by wearing a thong, that thin fabric to narrow to cover their asshole…because that way it’s less slutty but still asshole discoloration we all need….

The obsession with the LITERAL shit hole is a weird one, but I’ll stare at a good asshole anyday, while continuing my quest as an internet asshole….because what the fuck else is there to do..

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2020

16

Jun

Tuesdays are for Titty Drops of the Day

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Titty Drop is the not so subtle exhibitionist tactic of revealing their tits in a clever way, a little pull your shirt up over your tits, and let them drop….it is often used by the bigger titty girls, who like to surprise you with a “You weren’t expecting that” titty reveal, but even the smallest of tits can jiggle…and deserve that jiggle to be called a drop…because we live in an inclusive society where all tits should be treated equally…because I know I like all tits equally, even shitty tits….that’s what being a pervert is all about.

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2020

16

Jun

Tits in Road Rage of the Day

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I don’t know who this woman is, but she’s got the right idea when it comes to road rage…I mean how can you be mad when a woman weaponizes her tits, when the only one being hurt or disrespected by the titty flash is the flasher themselves, it reduces them to the kind of girl who flashes her tits when she gets into a JAM, not realizing that it is the BEST fuck you ever, and not in an “ULTIMATE THAT WILL SHOW YOU FUCK YOU”, but a “That was awesome for a FUCK you” since we all love titties!!

WEAPONIZE THEM TITS!

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2020

16

Jun

Black Lives Matter even When They Irish Dance of the Day

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As we are all being victimized by the media and social media with their weirdo agendas that I have a hard time buying into because I know corporations are greedy fucks only into monetizing…and I know most influencers are corporations and thus greedy fucks only into monetizing….and I know that everything is a fucking mind control lie….

I don’t believe anything, it’s just too easy to troll on the higher level, I’ve seen so many websites become 100 million dollar companies all because they invested what would be a laughable amount of money on traffic to an actual billion dollar company…so I know it’s easy to trick all you idiots…I just haven’t done it….

However, all the skepticism aside, I do think it is important to celebrate the right things that matter…like black lives, probably not via the BLM movement that I don’t trust, but more importantly, Irish dancing which when combined with black lives…makes for a good time.

Her name: Morgan Elizabeth

Black Lives Matter even When They Irish Dance

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2020

16

Jun

This is How You Fuck the Police of the Day

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Obviously everything going on right now seems to be about the Black Lives Matter Movement, as people of social media feel compelled to apologize for being white, vapid, entitled fucking idiots after posting a black square in the most lazy and passive way….then there’s the celebs who hopped on the trend to try to do their best “activist” performance to feel like they are part of something they don’t understand, basically being racist in the process, further dividing the nation as the media monetizes the fuck out of the whole thing, while certain areas de-monetize the police force…instead of giving them more funding for better training…maybe make cops have actual degrees rather than a technical college certificate…make them lawyers first….

I am not here to care because I actually don’t care and you don’t care and the people who pretend to care don’t are….we all have fucking problems, the cops aren’t nice to anyone, and they are corrupt above the law brotherhood….because that’s the way it fucking works, and if you don’t like it…become a cop…get in there…make a change…or just accept it….

But if you’re hot, maybe you should take this girl’s lead and protest the right fucking way….thong and twerking…cuz it’s hot.

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2020

16

Jun

Britney Spears Hostage Photos of the Day

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Here are some hot pics of Britney Spears acting like the hostage she is. If this doesn’t remind you of a Russian Cam Girl chained to the bed as her guard watches in the corner of the room off camera enforcing that human trafficked girl does her job peeing on command for their paying customer.

In a lot of ways Britney Spears is a hostage, abducted in plain sight, but no one fucking cared because they were too into her song and dancing at least not until recently when the WOKE culture went at her dad to cancel her, even if she’s too far gone to survive on her own now that her entire life she’s been caged like one of the Tiger King’s top earning Tigers…you get what I am saying…she’s a commodity and she makes bank and a lot of people rely on her…her actual person, her actual self…irrelevant….

So here’s some similar to a beheading video imagary of the near 40 year old babe.

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2020

16

Jun

Today in On/Off of the Day

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On / Off is the art of seeing a girl clothed and seeing that same girl stripped out of her clothes to decide if her clothing helps her look better, or if her clothing takes away from hot body, because there’s a percentage of girls who actually look substantially better naked than clothed, I mean I know we’d rather see girls naked than clothed, so by default they all look better naked and clothed to us, because we are perverts…but their bodies look better clothed because of all the technology that’s gone into clothing, to make bodies tighter, from SPANX Girdles, to yoga pants, to push up bras…you get what I am saying…everything is a lie, we live in a lie, nothing is real, everything is filtered, face injection garbage…but the closest we get to the TRUTH is naked…the NAKED truth…

Here are 50-60 pics of girls doing ON/OFFs…it’s my favorite post that I do…

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2020

16

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio Workout Tits of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is old, she’s boring, but she’s still hustling like a sex worker from the mean streets of Brazil, because she’s basically a sex worker from the mean streets of Brazil, only instead of doing bootleg tranny porn, she did Victoria’s Secret, which was perceived as not being sex work…even if it is, even if it funded Epstein…not one of them is denouncing the brand because they know they sold their soul to it.

All these bitches think the rich guys they are fucking cuz they are rich are just a conscious decision, they never think they are just replaceable hookers that aren’t getting paid overtly, but are getting paid indirectly for being there. It’s that spectrum of between STREET HOOKER to SUGAR BABY to GIRL WITH HER OWN MONEY FROM BEING NAKED FOR A MALL BRAND still basically being a whore…Like Miranda Kerr.

I don’t mind Ambrosio or her little fake round tits, she’s ok, I just think she pushed her time with VS a little longer than she should have and I think she’s hotter now that she’s 40 than when she was 20 and was pretty average and I didn’t know why she was one of the Angels at the time…while at 40…she looks fucking good…compared to other 40 year olds…

She was also at the beach in her red one piece….

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2020

16

Jun

Hammer Karen! Takes Hammer to cars and Other Videos of the Day

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Bison Stampede!

Tanker Explosion in China

Diving for Herring

Coughing Karen!

Oil Spouts Out of Ground at an ATM in IRAN

Porch Pirate Gets Busted

Guy Uses Gas Pump to Wash Car

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2020

16

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Are you still talking about Weinstein’s mutated diabetes dick…if that doesn’t get you working out, I don’t know what the fuck will.

Stop eating carbs and sugar, cut the dairy, get on the treadmill and walk…..because that diabetes shit can get your balls cut off….but if you’re rich and run hollywood you’ll still get pussy because girls are just that desperate whores.

Or are you more into crying and blaming the police about a woman who didn’t value her life, who went home with a dude, took a shower at his house, got a massage from him, only to run off to call the cops only to have no information for the cops because she forgot her glasses, only to get killed by him….giving people something to scream loud off the tallest social media account….all because she was a Black Lives Matter protestor…even though she didn’t really value her black life too much..

I prefer laughing at Weinstein’s dicks and the girls who lowered themselves to fuck him to get ahead…because that’s the whore shit I like…

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