It’s the little things in life that I hate…like when I ask a girl for a nude pic and she sends me some bullshit that is clearly not a nude pic of her…like some google image search pic of a fat naked chick with an “LOL”…it is the kind of behavior that makes me very […]

My new play is the fake auto-correct.. My favorite is repeatedly writing “Let’s Bang, Let’s Bang, Let’s Hang, Sorry Autocorrect”…but that’s some vanilla shit…the ultimate, if you’re talking to the right girl, is “Hey, I want to bend you over like the hooker that you are and shove my fist in your ass so hard […]

The early bird may catch the worm…but the late bird catches drug addiction, STIs, unwanted pregnancy, a life of disappointment and if she’s lucky, scabies…and for some reason being a late bird, although not as well put together or nice smelling, seems like a lot more more fun… I was around a few late birds […]

I’ve been getting serious hate mail…people want me dead…I guess that’s why I keep my mask on… In July 2011, I posted a video of a couple having sex in a van…yesterday…CBS ran the story like it was news…so did DrudgeReport…meaning I am really quick on the draw, proving no one reads my site, and […]

For some reason telling girls that you’ve had more box than UPS doesn’t turn them off…but showing them pictures of 10 of them…does…. On that note…Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM Learn a Thing Or Two from M.I.A….The OG Hairy Little Diplo Pussy… GO Girls Arching Their Back… GO Jaclyn Swedberg in a Bikini…is […]

In case you were wondering – telling a girl you wish you were her dad because you would have molested her usually gets a bad response…but at the same time filters out the girls who aren’t broken…and no one has use for girls who aren’t broken…because girls who aren’t broken aren’t as fun to fuck…. […]

Underwear really gets in the way when you are standing at the bottom of a staircase in the mall looking’ up to see what kind of skirts girls are wearing…until security makes you leave… If underwear was never invented, today would have been a better day… Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM Lindsay Lohan […]

If you aren’t drinking right now, it’s time you start….because drinking…helps us forget all the bad in the world and focus on the good or at least on trying to find girls to have sex with while our wife is at home dying slowly…far too slowly of sleep apnea… Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on […]

Sometimes…all life really needs is a dance party…you know when shit kicks you down..all you gotta do is dance…just dance…dance dance…I’m drunk. Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM The Scariest Bikini Photoshoot You Will See Today GO Girls SHowing Off Their Thigh Gaps GO Jennifer Love Hewitt is Dressed Like a Leather Couch GO […]