My favorite thing about homeless women is when they ask to help carry your shit for you…and you invite them back to your place…to shit in a plastic bag…for them to carry it…because you just want to give back to them…not that I’ve ever done that…but I would…not that anyone is even reading this…why do […]

I never try to convince strippers to be pornstars or escorts, especially when they are giving me lap dances, because that’s my time, and they’re working for me, my career counselling starts when they come back to my hotel with me for an extra couple hundred bucks to turn that lap dance upside down…and make […]

If you’re not getting drunk with questionable women with questionable morals and values…doing questionable things…but rather sitting at home like a miserable loser you are because you chose marriage and the normal life…rather than booze and cheap broken women life… Then watch tonight’s 30 for 30 on ESPN called Big Shot about a John Spano, […]

There is something pretty funny about hearing two thirty year old girls on some weird midlife crisis pilgrimage to California talking about how they only want fit and healthy guys…as they drink a bottle of champagne at 11 am eating a dirty breakfast only to get up and be bottom heavy fat chicks…it’s like maybe […]

I get hate mail all the time, but what people don’t know is that I am a serious Romantic ….everything I do is for love…even this… I am just misunderstood..I listen to love songs all day and here because the whole reason I’m here, and the whole reason I do what I do is because […]

My favorite thing about drunk fat black girls at all you can eat Taco night…is their tits spilling out of their shirt…. My favorite thing about drunk older women in mini skirts at all you can eat Taco night….is how sad they look knowing that they are drunk and looking for dick at Taco night […]

I ate sri lankan food in a place that probably doesn’t sell much sri lankan food and now I am dying..it’s times like these that I wish I was my wife…ready for assisted suicide… Let’s dance… Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on Instagram HERE Kelly Osbourne’s Cleavage Excites me and that Scares Me.. GO A […]

This morning’s DrunkenStepfather words of wisdom is that if you are about to go down on a girl…don’t ask if you’re going to end up with cold sores then follow up with “cuz I really hate cold sores, especially when I get them on my asshole”….probably obvious advice…but with some of you freaks, you just […]