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2015

11

Aug

Some Gigi Hadid for Vanity Fair of the Day

I talk about Gigi Hadid being rich and overrated too much. I talk about her dad being a creeper who fucks other models her age, so it makes sense that he invested in marketing her, she’s cute, she’s skinny, but the fact she wants to be famous or a Kardashian, because that’s the LA way, […]

2015

07

Aug

Gigi Hadid for Calvin Harris of the Day

Rich girl, Gigi Hadid, posted a video of her BFF’s lover, Calvin Harris, who is so fucking smart in his marketing, that I am sure his British hipster “producer” dj ass looks in the mirror everyday and says “LOL, I’m trolling all these fools and fucking Taylor Swift, the most famous person in the industry, […]

2015

05

Aug

Gigi Hadid has a Massive Head of the Day

Gigi Hadid has a big fucking head… I don’t know if it is the angle of this shoot…. Or if it is just the manifestation of her having a big head from being overrated, over-celebrated, over-paid by her trust fund and now clients, thanks to her mom and dad over encouraging her, feeding her affirmations […]

2015

03

Aug

Gigi Hadid for W Magazine of the Day

Gigi Hadid…the American Dream…dating a Jonas Brother, who isn’t wearing a purity ring anymore, because he realizes that angle was fucking lame to market his band, in this slutty fucking world, especially when most girls want to be shamed, humiliated, choked and fucked up the ass…especially with a Jonas brother, he’d be pretty dumb not […]

2015

28

Jul

Gigi Hadid Satanic Ritual of the Day

I would assume that this is Gigi Hadid doing doing some kind of satanic rituals….maybe one where she sells her soul to the devil…to become the next Kardashian…or maybe, she’s just killed off three instagram models, and stole all their followers, to make her a relevant thing….and this is the ceremony that happens at…but you’d […]

2015

10

Jul

Gigi Hadid’s Friend’s Big Tits and Cameltoe of the Day

Gigi Hadid was on the beach…she wasn’t wearing a bikini….But her friend saved the day by having big tits and a cameltoe… Good enough…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

2015

30

Jun

Gigi Hadid Vogue Brasil of the Day

I don’t think Gigi Hadid gets enough press for being an average at best instagram model rich kid who has some pretty solid family connections thanks to being rich from Los Angeles…and more importantly Arab… I mean, I don’t think she gets enough media, covers, magazines, campaigns at all… It’s like people don’t even notice […]

2015

30

Jun

GIgi Hadid Bathing Suit Model of the Day

I find the most compelling part of this campaign no the rich kid from Instagram in a bikini for a brand, because she’s a fashion model now…but rather that they call her GIGI INC….assuming that her little business, that I am sure is incorporated for tax purposes, and probably called Gigi Inc, because the name […]

2015

29

Jun

Cara Delevingne Nipples then Ass Grabbed by Gigi Hadid for Kendall Jenner of the Day

Cara Delevingne is a lesbian model turned actor, who started out as a socialite with a trust fund, invited to all the cool parties, because all that it takes to matter is attending the right events, surrounding yourself with the right people, because you’re a quirky dancing monkey…who I guess takes a good picture… I […]

2015

23

Jun

Bella and Gigi Hadid Legs for V of the Day

If I was a billionaire father….I’d be really proud of my daughters for taking their opportunities to pose in lingerie together in a magazine, that may be categorized as a fashion magazine, but that looks like softcore porn to me, and in case you didn’t know, I’m categorized as an Adult site, so I know […]