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2013

13

Jun

2 Chainz Robbed at Gunpoint of the Day

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One of Miley Cyrus’ hard ass rapper boyfriends 2 Chainz got robbed at gunpoint, and dude runs like a motherfucker, I mean it’d be easy to call dude a bitch from the comfort of my own disgusting home, not being robbed at gunpoint, but it is safe to say if anyone came at me with […]

2013

07

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been tame the last few years, sure I still drink but I don’t do damage, if anything I am a hermit. I have decided to leave my house and get some adventures going. Fingering on the dance floor is bound to happen. Follow the TWITTER FEED – that’s where I’ll be making myself famous, […]

2013

05

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The January Jones titty fans don’t like me writing ABOUT HOW UNEVENTFUL JANUARY JONES TITS ARE , tits that are celebrated, that have helped make her famous, and that make her a working single mother rather than just another statistic…. You didn’t know that everyone’s breasts are asymmetrical? Why single her out for that? I’m […]

2013

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am convinced that the big evil American corporations jack the food in the States with some kind of hormones, or mind altering chemical, because I’m in withdrawal…all I keep thinking about is FAMILY RESTAURANT CHAIN FOOD…It’s affordable and convenient with healthy sized portions that any bitch can get fat on in a 4 day […]

2013

30

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Hey Florida…the girls aren’t as fat, toothless, inbred and poor looking as I expected…In fact there are a lot of fit bitches with fake tits who look like they have a lot of bi-racial babies with their drug dealing boyfriend they met at the club they used to bar tend at…10 years earlier…before retiring and […]

2013

29

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m going to EXXXOTICA….a porn convention and I’m gonna eat me a lot of peaches….only these peaches aren’t free they charge by the hour….and reality is I probably won’t be eating anything, but hot dogs while waiting in line with a bunch of pervert weirdos hoping to get a shout out even though I fucking […]

2013

16

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just in the grocery store behind some fat chick in white leggings that I assume she didn’t know where totally see through. I could see her fucking soul, and by soul I mean her underwear that was jacked up her cellulite ridden ass cheeks, and by underwear jacked up her ass, I mean […]

2013

07

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I used to date a girl who would masturbate all day. I am talking all fucking day, in the most ridiculous settings, whether in public or not, it’s all she ever did. I probably should have expected it considering I picked her up when volunteering at the swimming pool, teaching institutionalized retards to swim. She […]

2013

07

May

A Whole Lot of Celeb Bitches Dolled Up at the Met Gala of the Day

I know that it is hard to believe the world goes on after the release of TEEN MOM’S SEX TAPE , but it does for these Hollywood bitches who only care about themselves, and it happened in the form of some Punk Themed party at the Met. It happens every year, and anyone who is […]

2013

07

May

Maria Sharapova’s Hot in Bathing Suits for Esquire of the Day

The first day the site hit over 150,000 visits was in January of 2004 because Maria Sharapova was on the beach in her bikini, pulling sand out of her vagina, because sand in vagina is apparently uncomfortable, unless of course she was just airing her shit out cuz she had a little too much ENRIQUE […]