It’s memorial day weekend – so most people are already off on their camping trips…while I’m just hanging out at the airport pretending to be an uber driver for 18 year old American girls who want to get drunk..it’s the best way to trick them into sex…make it memorable… It’s not memorial day weekend yet, […]
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2016
27
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I like telling girls who are dressed in leggings to not bend so deep when reaching for the peanut butter – I’m wearing sweatpants and don’t want to get a boner,it’ll be embarrassing in more ways than I’m prepared to be embarrassed – while pointing at my dick in loose fitting, soiled, ripped sweat pants […]
2016
20
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
Earlier today I feel in love with a few hot round college asses in leggings….apparently, I wasn’t the only one following this one girl as she walked, like a cartoon, she was accumulating more and more dudes as she kept walking…I couldn’t keep up, because walking is hard when you’re dying of obesity…so I broke […]
2016
12
Apr
Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy
I offended a girl the other day, I don’t remember what I said, but I remember her response being “I’ll piss on your face”…. Yes, that’s the kind of girls I hang out with, real fucking ladies, and the funny thing in that is that the girl was actually hot, white trash comes in all […]
2016
03
Mar
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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez DAY 18.5 in Facebook Jail Instagram deleted a pic of a girl in a bikini cuz my caption was “I just masturbated to this pic” I JUST MASTURBATED TO THIS PIC as a caption gets your picture deleted on INSTAGRAM What the fuck kind of world do we […]
2016
01
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez DAY 16.5 in Facebook Jail Everyday is Super Tuesday where I’m from…. Probably because I am still in Facebook Jail, still no one notices that I am in Facebook Jail, because Facebook isn’t real life and is more of a self involved, selfish situation, that people are too […]
2016
29
Feb
The 88th Academy Awards of the Day
I still think MY OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT was more interesting than the Oscars… BUT…It was the Oscars and I accidentally watched part of it, don’t blame me, we all have our weaknesses, and mine is in the form of a girl who wants me to cum on her natural tits, before she gets fake […]
2016
17
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
DAY 4.5 in Facebook Jail I am nicer in real life than on facebook. Flowers are growing in my heart and soul when people and their every though aren’t polluting my life. Since Facebook prison, my anger has turned to romance, I tell girls they are beautiful. I don’t fight. A huge weight has been […]
2016
15
Feb
The Day Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Died or Not of the Day
Who the fuck is the adviser at SI, and do they have access to Instagram? Do they have any idea who their target market is, or are they more into appeasing the outspoken haters who don’t read their magazines, but rather just complain about the fact that they objectify women. Is this the skin issue […]
2015
29
Sep
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I was talking to a feminist about rape culture, which is a pretty annoying, yet relevant thing people won’t shut up about…and as a feminist leader, like I am, I feel like drawing attention to guys manipulating girls into sex, or getting girls drunk for sex and having sex with them when they are drunk, […]