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2018

20

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t use the phrase “Virgin Asshole” enough in conversation anymore…it used to be chatting with girls about their Virgin Assholes and how they could test out a dick to really make sure they don’t like it, using the whole “it’s not real sex and you can’t get pregnant so it’s technically a preservation tactic”…rather than letting me fuck them…but now every single girl ever has been fucked up the ass…and the only virgin ass in the conversation is mine…and talking about my asshole or any straight dude’s virgin asshole kinda defeats the purpose….of wanting to talk about virgin assholes…it’s supposed to be a hot thing on girls…

Either way….

Yea – I posted the Blac Chyna Sex Tape on StepSMUT!
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Jay Z’s Bar Tab
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Iskra Lawrence Tube Top
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When VR is Too Immersive…
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Jennifer Lawrence Likes Eating Naked
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Pussy Muff Fashion
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PURSE THEFT OF THE DAY
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A Preview of the Cobra Kai – Karate Kid Sequel
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Three Dogs and a Stick
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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Black Panther
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How Dare You Not Clip on the Lamp Pole Stripper
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2018

19

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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We live in an era where men website, that only got to the level of success that they have for targeted the basic level of bro, basically clickbait for the half retard dude, based on systematic misogyny, build into a multi million dollar empire that was on TV, the Radio, the Web, YOUTUBE and SOcial media being basic tits get hits kind of idiots….Are retracting calling a girl hot…

We live in a world where I can’t look at a shameless actor, or athlete, with her bikini pics on social media and say “I’d fuck that, I’d even suffocate on that when it smothers me with its gentials, which isn’t saying much cuz I’ve been looking for a way to die, and at this point will take any pussy”..

We live in a world where I watched Lindsay Lohan getting fitted for her BURKA….because she lives in Dubai and speaks with an accent…which was the highlight of my weekend, as I don’t have much to do….I find that weird.

Yea – I posted the Blac Chyna Sex Tape on StepSMUT!
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Rachel McCord – Corn Dog Sucking Bottom Feeder Like She’s Blac Chyna
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Fergie’s Hips Don’t Lie – but her Voice Does
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Donald Trump Dared Oprah to Run for President
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Playboy Model Suing Playboy for Publishing Her Nudes – WTF?
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A Dude’s Farts Caused Emergency Landing…
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Natalie Dormer Nipple Pasties
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Best Nipple Slip OF THE DAY
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The World’s Longest Zip Line in UAE
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Bird Shit Storm of the Day
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Prius Driver Taught Lesson
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Cheryl Cole to Add a New Last Name to her Already Long Last Name from all the Marriages
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Lily James – Huge Cleavage
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Some Chick You’ve Never Heard of in Sheer Lingerie
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Bella Thorne Music Video Disturbs Me…
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Some E! Host Almost Tries to Make Fun of a Kardashian, then Pussied Out
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Bird Photobombs Yoga Instructor
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Pedestrian NEAR Miss
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Jennifer Lawrence Wants to know if Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift are Still Friends
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From the Forum

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Lily Rose Depp Cute Ass in Leggigns
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Tallia Storm Crazy Outfit…
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Margot Robbie at the BAFTAS
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Lily James at the BAFTAs
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Kate Bock – Average Looking
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Karrueche Tran in a Fat Chick Dress
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Rita Ora Coming Out of a Car
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Kate Middleton – Green Dress
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Madison Beer – Tits Up to her Chin
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Jennifer Lawrence at the BAFTAs
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AnnaLynne McCord Got Invited to an Event..
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Hayden Panettiere UPSKIRT
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Ella Purnell Dress
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From stepSMUT!!

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Yea – I posted the Blac Chyna Sex Tape on StepSMUT!
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Hardcore Girls Being Pretty Hardcore
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Asian Bolt On Tits
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Greek Chick Who Looks Trans – But Who Greeks Want to Fuck – Greek Style
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Some Shitty Playmate Shoot in a Shitty Suburban House
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Big Tits – Fingering ASs
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Girl Driving “Stick”….oh yes
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Crazy FREE Porno Deal Just for YOU
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Tits and a Tan Line in the Water….
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Joy Corrigan Nipples
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Girl with the Best Dress Exploding Her Tits
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BEST Chick in the Bar
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Alexander Ivakhin Nudes!!!
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Dillon Harper Little Nips….
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Worst Ass Spread You’ll See all Day
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2018

19

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Brought Her Tits Out at her Premiere of the Day

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I think Jennifer Lawrence is overrated on all fronts. Her ridiculously successful career has to be a lie, or a scam, or some fucking lottery win because she plays the same person in every movie…

I’ve actually had a conversation with one agent a few years ago asking how someone like Jennifer Lawrence existed, and like any hollywood agent would, he went on a rant about how she’s a natural talent that only comes so many times in a lifetime, and that when you find that, you celebrate it….really believing in is industry and in her….while I was just like “she’s the same person in all the moves she’s in”…

My theory is that the producers need a high paid actress to jack up their budgets so they make more, someone they can hype up and build out strategically, making her a pawn…and she still exists, probably making more money than ever, doing all the right movie roles…and promoting them awkwardly…

The good news is that what we learned about J.Law, other than her terrible taste in friends, is that with her nude leaks, came awesome tits, tits she hardly reduces herself to showing off, but that made her substantially more important as the most important actress of this generation, even if it’s a manufactured lie, because her tits were great or are great and anyone with great tits gets a pass from me…

So here she is with her tits out promoting nonsense she probably doesn’t deserve to be part of – but Hollywood needs girls like her…and at least she’s got the tits to carry her through all those tough roles she plays herself in…

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2018

19

Feb

Gabriella Papadakis Figure Skating Nipple Slip of the Day

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Gabriella Papadakis is some figure skater who has had the first official nipple slip during the Olympics, reminding us something that we didn’t need to be reminded, and that is that Figure Skating is the only Olympic sport to jerk off to.

Maybe that seems obvious to me because as a Canadian, our national government owned Channel used to play Figure skating every sunday, and in an era before internet porno, that made our hangovers more manageable through masturbation options…

But there’s those speed skater thighs, with their tight outfits jacked up their vaginas…and I guess there’s Lindsay Vonn and her black dick loving celebrity athlete hustle…but this Gabriella Papadakis….is the winner of this contest as far as I’m concerned…reclaiming her sport as erotica…exposing the world her nipple…cuz all these bitches love attention…

MY KIND OF OLYMPICS….the NIPPLE EXPOSING OLYMPICS.

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2018

19

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio is Still at the Beach of the Day

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THIS JUST IN….

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING….

I KNOW YOU’RE CONCERNED…NERVOUS…ANXIETY RIDDEN…UNSURE..INSECURE…SCARED….and….ALONE…not knowing this very important news…but you can rest easy….and TRUST ME WHEN I SAY there’s nothing to worry about…

Alessandra Ambrosio is Still at the Beach….

In case you thought she wasn’t.

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2018

19

Feb

Kourtney Kardashian Titty Pop of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian titty pop….not as hype of Blac Chyna ….not that the Blac Chyna tape was hype….it was on some Bill Cosby level of medicated sex I assume Bill Cosby had, which I guess is nice that you don’t have to listen to her talk, not that I know that listening to her talk is a terrible thing, but I’m going out on a limb, that she’s loud, irritating, instagram booty model trash…and her with a dick in her mouth half dead is her at her best…

While her baby’s aunt, just as classily pulls her tit out….

So many shitty people making money….it’s crazy…

WATCH THE Blac Chyna SEX TAPE HERE

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2018

19

Feb

Emma Roberts Brought Her Tits to the BAFTA Awards of the Day

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The BAFTA awards happened and the real winner was Emma Robert’s tits that made their first appearance…a big deal since she’s probably in her 30s now…but for a girl who never really had tits coming out like this…is worth celebrating…

I don’t really know what happened at the BAFTA awards, but apparently they matter, because celebrating people who have already won at life – with some third party group of people who are part of the winning at life group – giving out awards to whoever paid them the most for it…

But I know Emma Roberts is the OG celebrity daughter with daddy issues….cuz her dad is just that kind of Oscar Winning turned deadbeat….because AWARDS don’t matter…except when they are for rockin’ Emma Robert tits..

I like to reduce girls to their tits. It is one of nature and societies greatest things.

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Other sluts were at the event – but didn’t look as good…

Margot Robbie at the BAFTAS CLICK HERE

Jennifer Lawrence at the BAFTAs CLICK HERE

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2018

19

Feb

Lais Ribeiro Potential Pussy Flash of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is a single mom…She’s also in a bikini…because I guess life doesn’t end, even if the pussy ends, when a woman has a child….but maybe it all worked out for Lais Ribeiro because she had the kid when she was a teen and bounced back proper as teen moms often do, just look at our queen Farrah Abarham…it’s like she’s not even a mom, it never gets in the way of her sex work, and I guess Lais Ribeiro won’t let her being an ethnic mom get in the way of being her own kind of sex worker…one for Victoria’s Secret…

I guess it’s Spring Break for the models, because here she is doing that spring break hustle…possibly with her pussy out – to show you just how well she did bounce back from that teen pregnancy – you perverts.

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2018

19

Feb

Rita Ora in a Bra of the Day

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Rita Ora, a Rihanna Impersonator who fucked her way to being known….but no one really knew what she was known for….but her name would pop up here and there…and pretty much everywhere. From sucking a fat Kardashian Dick, no not Kim’s, her brothers…to Calvin Harris, to whoever else, this has been 10 years in the making, getting her invited places without begging to attend or bugging her manager to attend the events…

She’s got her first hit song..and finally important enough to post the bra pictures without doing it shamelessly, she doesn’t need the bra pics to get followers, she’s made it…she’s just into the bra pic to celebrate her success and hard work…or to say “I know you’re only here for the tits”….

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2018

19

Feb

Ariel Winter’s Weird Ass and Weirder Face of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a monster….

From Child Star….who was once seen as cute with her Mickey Mouse round looking face…that hit puberty…

We call it the Haley Joel Osment disease…that so many Child Stars before him have dealt with, the being cute…turned monstrous, but forced to continue being on TV because of a contract…only this one, Ariel Winter, and her massive tits, that she’s cut off and that have grown back…has tits….

Ugly face…Ugly Body doesn’t get in the way of a Monster Mash getting paid…because of the TITS, even in the era of everyone pretending they don’t look at tits, even though people pretend they don’t…SILLY…