Telling girls I am going to make the cum with my filthy mouth is less acceptable when in the dark park than on tinder…in case you were wondering… Which you weren’t….because no one is reading this… Here are some stepLINKS…. Girls Tugging on Clothes GO Phoebe Price is Amazing in Lingerie GO The First Trailer […]
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2015
05
Jun
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What always amazes is me is how girls are really into porn…which would make sense, since pornographers are usually the cheesy dude at the club the girls are circulating around who you’d probably want nothing to do with, cool people don’t do porn and girls hate cool people.. These girls are also really into hardcore […]
2015
15
May
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Failed pick up line of the day “how many guys have you had sex with. I need to know whether I need to eat you out with Saran Wrap or not” That makes me want some Starbucks… No that makes me want hooker Joanna Krupa’s Nude Pic on Social Media… No that makes me want […]
2015
06
Apr
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I like tits…but I prefer baby seals…not for sexual purposes, but as little friends…and recently, I helped save a baby seal…at least we thought we were saving the baby seal, because man is the devil and the world is heating up…and wildlife is being affected by it and dying off…because they have no food and […]
2015
23
Feb
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Telling a girl that the rain reminds you of when she squirts as she fucks another man, coupled with your tears from not being allowed to watch…usually won’t seduce a girl…. Then telling her the rainbow you see after the rainfall reminds you of the miscarriage you wish you gave her…all full of colors and […]
2015
15
Jan
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A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Jan 15, 2015 at 8:54am PST Sometimes, I ask girls to show me their panties…They usually agree to do it…because panties isn’t spread assholes…but sometimes…I ask girls to show me spread assholes…an they usually do it….I would say that my life is pathetic, and it is…but that part […]
2014
26
Nov
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A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Nov 11, 2014 at 11:24am PST I am thankful that it isn’t thanksgiving in Canada. I am not thankful for all the I am thankful statuses… I am not thankful for AIDS but I am thankful knowing we are all doomed. I am thankful that 6 tranny porn […]
2014
20
Nov
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Can you get aids from using a fleshlight you find in the dumpster outside your house? I’m asking for my friend, but not in a “I’m asking for my friend, but I am really asking for me” like you see on shitty TV…but because I gave it a friend of mine and he thinks it’s […]
2014
18
Nov
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
My new response to people who ask me why I wear a mask is – “everyone wears a mask, I am just more literal” – it’s the hipster response… I also like telling girls “I prefer whores to charge by the hour, or scene, or dance, than whores to whore while thinking they aren’t whores”… […]
2014
14
Oct
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Loading @m4rarose Trying on shoes makes you pants fit tight and not Cuz of that turkey @anothersidewalk_tv View on Instagram My Thanksgiving / Columbus Day dream was to have anal sex with a Native girl…a little unsuspecting takeover and the only thing that has come from my search for a native to have “rape and […]