I’ve been using my stepLINKS to either rip into assholes who annoy me, or campaign for more TWITTER FOLLOWERS or FACEBOOK FRIENDS even if Facebook always shuts me down….and although I didn’t reach my 5,000 friend by the weekend mark, I did manage to get 3 friend requests from hot pussy….unfortunately 2 were spammers for […]

It was raining, so I went out with my friend driving around intentionally splashing people. It was one of those asshole things that makes me feel better about my miserable life. Something I probably should have videotaped because it would have gone viral, as the majority of people are retards who would go crazy over […]

This is the best joke I’ve heard all day: this guy walks into a bar.. sits next to another guy. Some good conversation and a couple drinks later the guy says “I could fuck any girl in here” the other guy says, “thats pretty ambitious, what makes you think that?” The guy says “because I’m […]

I am going on day two of a hangover even though I didn’t drink last night. I guess I did that good of a job on Thursday night, where I was drunk and molesting girls everywhere. They didn’t have to be hot, they just had to not be too resistent. I am thinking about a […]

I am trying to convince the 18 year old who had the sleazy party, or party that became sleazy because I was there to have another one, where clothing is optional, and pants are banned. It turns out she didn’t seem too happy with me molesting her guests this past weekend, she got some complaints […]

My quest for sobriety has come taken a small detour and I blame the bottle of vodka I just finished. I was asked by someone the other night at 4 am, how I manage to write blogs while wasted when they have a hard enough time just checking myspace/facebook, I asked them if they’ve ever […]

I got in a fight today with my wife because we never do anything romantic, so I went into my box of sex toys some company sent me that I think could be defective and tried to attack her with them as she napped. I didn’t try to shove them in her or anything, for […]

So I am getting fatter than I have ever been – mainly because I eat badly, drink too much and sit all day, while trying to think of something to write here, my last good pair of underwear just split in half when I stood up and that means that from today onwards, I will […]