So it turns out that my host just dropped me as a client today, which is the first time someone’s ever refused money from me, except that time I tried to get a stripper to put my beer bottle in her ass, but that’s not really part of their job unless you have lots of […]
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2008
28
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
I was applying for welfare and they made me take an aptitude test. I tried to fake it as best as I could, not because I really wanted to, but because whenever I get formal questionnaires I feel like it’s my duty to fuck with the form like it was a hooker and I had […]
2008
10
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
I asked a dude from Brazil who emailed me if I would get killed if I visited his country – this is his reply Sorry but believed to be talking with people educated, Webmaster, my email is normal, and if you come to Brazil you will not be dead, you are being aggressive on me […]
2008
08
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
I decided to do a load of laundry today because I could smell my own ass and have been sick the last month and figured it was time to hose down the beast that is me in hopes of getting rid of the germs I’ve been suckin’ up like a crackwhore on a earning spree […]
2007
17
Dec
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I only got in a couple of fights this weekend. The first was with some girl who I was trying to get to fuck some dude I was with and she took offense that I’d take her as the kind of girl who would fuck someone she just met and decided to rip into me […]
2007
14
Dec
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
Someone invited me to go get drunk in another city tonight and I figured I’d take them up on it, even though it doesn’t ever really matter where I get drunk geographically, as long as I get drunk physically. Dudes are all hung up on going to the best spot with the hottest bitches, or […]
2007
27
Oct
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t what it was with drinking that made me fascinated with the dude who plays Borat and how he was Super Greg number 1, but I blame tequila and like everything I do when drunk, think of it as the Drunk dialing of blogging. I’ve got no regrets because retracting statements like I was […]
2007
16
Oct
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
That party like a rockstar song is pretty big right now, but partying like a rockstar is a waste of fucking money. All these kids with their parent’s credit cards are going nuts buying their bottles of Grey Goose like shit makes other people think they are rockstars in their designer clothes, when everyone knows […]
2007
11
Oct
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
Last night ended with me being the last person in the bar talking to some dude who was with some busted girl and every time she turned away he’d reassure me that he doesn’t normally have sex with such ugly girls but it was 3:30 in the morning and he figured why the fuck not […]
2007
26
Sep
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
Someone emailed me the weirdest email from South Africa telling me how much my links suck because there are so many of them. I realize that people in South Africa are at the cutting edge of pretty much nothing but I do post a lot of links, but I figure what the fucks the difference […]