Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez DAY 25.5 in Facebook Jail I decided I need to re-connect with the college crowd, since they don’t use google, or visit websites anymore…I don’t even think they use facebook, not that that would benefit me at all, seeing as I’m banned there another 4 days, after 25 […]
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2015
24
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
Eveyrday may be the weekend to me -but I still get annoyed when I read about other people’s excitement for it being friday, I find it totally fucking depressing….not because I have nothing to look forward to the next two days, or because I hate socializing with these 9 to 5ers, but because if everyone […]
2015
24
Jul
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
If you are trying to have an after party with a couple of random drunk 20 year olds you met at some party… Do not try to rope them into the hang by telling them that you’ll pay a homeless man to fuck a big mac then eat it, for the big mac….because homeless people […]
2015
13
Jul
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I would say that life, whether in the summer or not, is not that exciting when you’re a hermit who never leaves your house, and just sits on your encrusted, soiled disgusting couch waiting for either death or something interesting to happen is depressing… But, I get too many nudes to notice…because nudes are the […]
2015
08
Jul
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
The highlight of my day was realizing my dog was Kirsten Dunst… Here are some stepLINKS…. Laura Prepon is Crazy Scientologist CLICK HERE Looking Down a Shirt CLICK HERE New Ghostbuster Car CLICK HERE Men Try On Women’s Swimwear CLICK HERE Jennifer Lawrence TIght Shirt CLICK HERE Ronaldo Found a Phone and Banged the Phone […]
2013
08
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
One of life’s great tragedies is when the babe you met on TINDR shows up to meet you and is actually a 50 year dude…and not the 20 year old with a hot ass you thought she was going to be…but at least he wore a wig…it made it less gay…and just as weird… here […]
2009
04
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
I need to get on Oprah. That’s my new life goal. But I don’t mean on her show. I mean up on her physically. Like climb her thick chocolate thigh and explore her inner lady parts with my tongue. I hear she’s got a tight pussy. Like she only fits in three fingers….fat fingers that […]
2009
23
May
stepLINKS of the Day
It’s the long weekend. That means the only people who will read this are lonely losers with no family, friends or money to get the fuck aways from their computer for the weekend. Welcome to my life. The good news is that in efforts to get wasted last night, I fell asleep at 9 pm […]
2008
24
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
I got this email: Dude you have gotten so fucken lazy over the last 3 or 4 years. I remember when your site rocked. Now it mostly just links. It was you comments that made the site. I use to be a huge fan but you really have gotten lazy. Did you outsource your site […]
2007
27
Apr
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I guess it’s just been one of those weeks, I get distracted dealing with my wife that I forget to do my links and only get them up late at night, but at least I am doing them. I got some fan mail today from a girl telling me that she is going to tell […]