There’s something seriously next level about using Facebook to post pics of your murdered wife…who pushed your crazy ass over the edge…I predict it will be a trend…but things will get more intense, when they start having battles to see who can be the most creative with their pics…from dressing up the victim, to weekend […]

Today, freedom has been attacked….and for once it has nothing to do with my wife hiding her bank card / my drinking money on me. Or worse, her making me eat her shit smelling, badly wiped ass due to obesity, out…..it’s real internet war shit….because the Britney Spears fan club turned on me on twitter….for […]

I’ve been sending my dick pic to random girls in my phone as a joke. When they respond with the standard “WTF” or “Who is This” or “you’re disgusting” or “LOL That’s the Smallest Pathetic Worm Dick I’ve Ever Seen, I Can’t Believe you Allow Yourself to even try to fuck girls, when you should […]

I’ve been distracted today….3 different girls were sending me in pics and audio during their masturbation over the course of the last few hours…they wanted me to talk dirty to help them cum….it took priority over updating the best site on the internet no one reads….cuz no one would notice I was gone…while offering a […]

The best thing about this site is when people send me in emails, pictures, anything that makes me feel like I am not totally alone…Today I got some foot fetish pics from a girl who like showing off her feet and this is the highlight email that came along with the pics… They belong to […]

I only lost 25 twitter followers this week…I feel like I need to recoop them…even though twitter is pretty fucking useless…I still bought into the shit and post on the shit so FOLLOW ME NOW AND SAVE ME FROM SUICIDE …. my twitter popularity is that important to me…or not…who cares I’m going to drink […]

No one cares that I have the 2600th most popular site on the internet. You’d think that would at least get me some blow jobs to completion or at least some nude pics or something….who knows maybe a free dinner or a free flight to some nice resort to review or even a free fucking […]

I went to a photoshoot today…it wasn’t for this shitty site…but for some other bullshit I wasn’t allowed to document or masturbate to…but they did let me play with the mannequins..I just hope the little kid sized ones come to life after the mall closes to at night…cuz I don’t think they’ll be happy about […]

When shopping with a girl you want to bang, or at least see naked putting on a vagina puppet show, for a gift for her friend who just gave birth to her first kid in a kid’s store, do not ask the clerk where the lingerie section is, and when you get the reaction you […]