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2018

04

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

We really are living in the porno generation… The highlight, and only thing I really remember from the weekend, because I assume I have some kind of parasite or overall terrible health that has affected my neurotransmitters,, was walking through a park to get to my destination, only to walk by a chubby girl on […]

2018

17

May

Kourtney Kardashian Spreading Her Legs of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian spreading her legs like she was Sofia Richie does for Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend…because while the old mom pussy gets laid out to dry, or put out to pasture, while replaced by fresh young Lionel Richie pussy….that may not be fresh…since she’s an LA rich kid who is broken…dating a 45 year old dudes… […]

2018

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t leave my house – if you can even call it a house – pretty much ever. I don’t go to the strip clubs, or the night clubs, or the bars I once used to get drunk at- because people are the fucking worst and it’s far more convenient to get drunk in the […]

2018

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

All this Coachella content was exhausting and I hated every second of it…but the good news is that I don’t bother with Social Media, because I hate the general population, and have no interest in seeing what these people are up to…even the slutty pics are boring…repetitive dog shit… Luckily, I can sit here and […]

2018

11

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

The interesting thing about this FOSTA / SESTA / act to stop enabling sex trafficking, is that policing it is going to be impossible… It’s the whole a HO IS A HO IS A HO and a girl who is struggling to get paid for sex will find the sex that pays… If they are […]

2018

26

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been a pervert for as long as I can remember. I remember asking girls my age pervert questions for as long as I can remember. Like how big their bush was, if they shaved it, what color pubic hair was, what their bra size was, how big their nipples were, what color their nipples […]

2018

21

Mar

Lottie Moss Hard Nipples of the Day

Lottie Moss is trying to make it in America…she’s moved to an LA hotel room to get out of that whole being in London, summering in Spain, hanging with a bunch of reality stars, while she’s got access to so much more than that thanks to her sister’s celebrity….thanks to Kate Moss doing that Kate […]

2018

13

Mar

stepLINKS of the DAy

I love that we live in a world where we care about women who get paid millions to act in bullshit that doesn’t matter….being ripped off because men make more than them…even though they get paid an absurd amount of money and anyone doing what they do shouldn’t complain for a fucking second…but manage to […]

2018

31

Jan

Pia Mia’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

Pia Mia uses the same trainer as Ariel Winter – so it’s safe to say he’s not to blame for Ariel Winter’s slophole, he’s probably just doing it for a paycheck from the network, doing the best he can with a lazy girl who brings down his brand because his workouts down work for her, […]

2018

29

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

There’s nothing worse than spending two hours trying to convince a girl you just met at a coffee shop to go to the bathroom with me to let me eat her out, as I do sometimes, only to walk into the bathroom after a hot asian woman walks out….and being faced with the worst fucking […]