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2015

18

Mar

The Naked Chef of the Day

Some girl from Argentine did such a basic video of her cooling “topless”…and it apparently went completely viral. I watched 10 seconds of it, because that is my attention span when it comes to pretty much anything and everything, including but not limited to going down on girls and/or eating their asses, because I’ve seen it all before…

I just like that we as a society, on an international level, are so fucking basic, it’s like all it takes is a decent girl strategically topless to get known…

Meanwhile, in LA, so many girls are struggling and “thirst” trapping…when all it really takes is a vidographer with a basic idea and basic editing skills..

Step your game up fame whores, every last one of you could have been this girl…it really doesn’t take much…

Let me be your life coach…

Posted in:Videos

2015

18

Mar

Christina Milian & Karrueche Tran Classy for Instagram of the Day

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You know a mom is classy when she is distributing pictures of her ass in a bikini with a shot glass balancing on it…even if it isn’t her ass but her friends ass… to her pretty massive audience thanks to being on TV and a pop star many years ago…

It is up on some Jersey Shore, Spring Break hustle, that is a little more caramel colored than orange…

The issue isn’t really that she’s doing this in her spare time, I mean what else is an ex slutty popstar who should have been Nicki Minaj, but who instead scammed her name onto a bunch of songs her baby daddy produced, meaning she’ll be paid hefty residuals for the rest of her life..supposed to do with her time…since she has all the money she needs..but not all the male attention she needs..

All girls like to be ratchet, watched, and masturbated to…but I think if that is really the case…Milian the “look at me” noisemaker, could do better than this…I’m talking spread asshole…

Either way, here she is having fun with Chris Brown’s exx girlfriend…because #whores.

Posted in:Christina Milian|Karrueche Tran

2015

18

Mar

Ashley Benson is Less Fat of the Day

Ashley Benson morning iced coffee in West Hollywood.

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Ashley Benson seems to be leaning out a little bit, she’s been working at it because the internet calls her fat and like all actors, she googles herself and is affected by all you mean spirited assholes who are leaving hateful comments on her shit, she may pretend she doesn’t care and that she’s better than that, but trust me, they know everything written about them and they cry on the inside with every bite of food they take knowing they are just gonna be called fat again…

I know it is hard to tell with her short legs….something she has no control over, but all actors are short they fit into the screen better like that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2015

18

Mar

Maggie Q at Some Event of the Day

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Here is a picture of some girl who goes by the name Maggie Q, because I assume she’s 12 years old, and thinks it is a cute name for her junior high school sleep overs or maybe for her cheerleading squad at her summer camp…because that’s what it sounds like…

But the reality of Maggie Q is that she is old as fuck, pushing 40, and more importantly, the product of the VIetnam War, where her dad met her mom when he was stationed there killing off her people…ROMANCE ISN’T DEAD…

I have no idea what her career consists of, I know she’s an actor so that statistically makes her the fucking worst…

Except when she attends events in what looks like a See through dress, if you put your virgin nerd glasses on, it totally could be nipple..

This happened 2 days ago, but when it comes to internet nipple on nobodies, does it really matter when it happened as long as it did happen…right…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Maggie Q

2015

18

Mar

Heather Carr for YUME Magazine of the Day

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Her name is Heather Carr, which is convenient because I like riding cars, only after looking at these pics, I’d prefer cars riding me, ideally my face..until I stop breathing…I’ve lived long enough and I feel this would be a decent exit strategy…

All this to say, I like this Heather Carr, she represents all I really care about, which is instagram girls in photoshoots, making moves by getting naked….

Thank you internet…for introducing me to unlimated girls to jerk off to…

VIA CLICK HERE

Posted in:Heather Carr

2015

18

Mar

Strippers Fight Outside Dominos and Other Videos of the Day

The Beach Save a Drowning Victim

Guy Stabs Gay Neighbor for Being Gay

I Fuckign Love Baby Elephants

Mother Slaps and Kicks Kid for Dropping Burger…

People VS the Police in Frankfurt

ANnouncer Doesn’t Miss a Beat

Kimmel Does Shots of WHiskey with Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

18

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I spend my nights negotiating with girls I meet off tinder for blowjob pics and videos, while every other dude I know is spending their nights trying to balance all the tinder blowjobs they are being offered…

All this to say…

Girls are sluts.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…because I slept in…I realize it is 1 pm…I am unemployed…fuck yourself…..

Diplo is Scared of Katy Perry
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is Fucking Vile
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North West Cruising Through the Airport
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So Many Hot Round Asses
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The Future According to Mercedes
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Kendall Jenner Says Daddy is Becoming Mommy
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Today in Jimmy Kimmel’s Penis
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Nick Cannon is Banging a Model Named Jessica White – Who is Black
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Guess That Ass!
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Fans Admit to Liking Fake Bands
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Scientology Couple of the Day
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Porn Isn’t Bad for You
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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People find it weird that I get videos from random girls getting fucked up the ass. I am just so used to it that when I say “Oh I just got another video of a random girl getting fucked up the ass”…I don’t expect the moms around me at the grocery store to be so reactive…covering their kid’s ears and all… I mean if they listen to pop music, and they do…they’ll know all about anal sex…thanks to the lyrics and Google…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging at Clothes
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St Patrick Tits
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St Patrick’s Day Bloopers
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Fame Whore Nip Slip
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Topless Protestors
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Ashley Judd VS Twitter Trolls
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Surf Whore of the Day
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Jennifer Garner of the Day
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Roz for St Patrick’s Day
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Kate Hudson Legs
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Angelina Jolie Soccer Mom Porn…
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Daisy Lowe Showing Cleavage
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Katie Holmes is Banging Jamie Fox
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Best TIts of Instagram
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Gisele is Retiring?
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So Many Huge TIts
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Bill and Ted 3 is Happening…
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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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Azalia Banks Hates America
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Taylor Swift Legs
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Running Train in Walmart
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Abandoned Theme Park in Argentina
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Sofia Vergara Ass
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Alanis Morisette Now
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Behati See Through
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Fame Whore Titty Flash
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Braless Sarah Stephens in a Bikini
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I Love Amanda Seyfried
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David Arquette Tried to Fight Bieber
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Buzz Aldrin’s Epic Picture at Stonehenge
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Hilary Duff in a Bikini
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Swedish Sign Language Steals the Show
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Cowboy Stoned Girl
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Lotion on Tits
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Shitty Irish Themed Smut
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Tall Girl Feitsh…
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Stuffing all Holes
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Videos By Ashes Wednesday
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So Many Amazing Cam Girls…
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Public Sex
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Greek PUSSY
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Funniest THing You’ll See Today…
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Porn Star Tits
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First Squirt Surprise
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Living Room Masturbation
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This Dildo isn’t Big Enough
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

17

Mar

Uma Thurman and Her Man Hands on the Beach of the DAy

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Uma Thurman is still not a man, despite what her hands have been trying to tell us all these years…and she still confidently put on a bikini, even if there should have been a little resistance on her part, you know a little insecurity, self doubt…negotiations as to whether there were other options for her…but I’ll still stare but more because I’m trying to understand why I have the same bikini body as her…am I the one with the pear shaped problem with high estrogen levels thanks to not taking care of myself…or is she the pear shaped body with high testosterone…or worse..am I Uma Thurman? Or do I just look like her in a bikini…too many questions I don’t have answers for, this is too deep for me this hungover in the day… but I do have the pics of UMA and I Date you to look at them……

But what it comes down to is that she’s rich as fuck, established as fuck, she’s tricked you all into jerking off to her, and she’s Uma THurman…not to mention her hard nipples and big tits are still fun enough to look at cuz they are famous…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Uma Thurman

2015

17

Mar

Kate Moss Titties for W Magazine of the DAy

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One thing that I love is Kate Moss and her really solid nipples……and I don’t really know why, maybe it has something to do with her being an it girl when I was younger in a more simple time, or maybe I just like a girl who has been around the block a bunch of times over…and has had countless men roll through her…while having a very successful career in an era before social media…

I think she’s still got it going on….and not just because I am curious how vile all the unprotected sex with famous people who have fucked 1000s of women tastes and smells…

Or maybe I just like how a girl who is such a rockstar trouble making party girl, huffing coke and being a wreck of a single mother, is considered high fashion and not gutter slut…all because she’s Kate Moss…

It works for me, unfortunately, Kate Moss doesn’t, but if she did, I would try to get her pregnant, even if her uterus is battered and can’t get pregnant…it would just be in her job description. Not that she knows what a job is, unless it was a blowjob, since models don’t actually work….

What it comes down to is more Kate Moss tits, never enough Kate Moss tits…and I love Kate Moss tits..

Posted in:Kate Moss