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2015

30

Jan

Hailey Clauson for Some Catalog Shit of the Day

Hailey Clauson is a model who gets a lot of hype, who is booking a ton of campaigns, who everyone loves, even though her claim to fame was suing one of her clients after she shot erotic content for them when she was underage, in what anyone with a brain would know was a set-up to cashout….something that would make me never hire her for jobs, but that I guess she played victim on, and instead still gets work….but I know what she’s capable of. The same kind of girl who cries rape, or tells the police you beat her up after she smashes her own face with a frying pan, all to fuck you over…..only hot enough to warrant putting up with…because hot girls get away with everything!

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2015

30

Jan

Julia Pereira by Jonathan Leder of the Day

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Julia Pereira is my most recent Brazilian crush, not that I have crushes, I am more into writing sexual things about a girl, burning any bridge their may be, getting blocked on social media by her, because the chances of even the most low level model to sit on my face is slim to none…so why not make it fun….

I just wish I was the one who discovered her in some Brazilian beach town, selling cocktails or whatever it is that Brazilian girls do, packaging her to the American market like I was Victoria’s Secret…making me forever indebted to me….and thus having my babies as a thanks…not that I want babies….but you get what I am saying….and that is “if only I left my couch…anything is possible”….

These polaroids are shot by Jonathan Leder and they are awesome…

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2015

30

Jan

Bella is the Topless Hipster of the Day

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I am pretty into the fact that this hipster thing is mainstream…you see if Bella was porn in 1976, other than being old and washed up, she would never have done topless pics because topless isn’t a big deal, but it was in 1990…and girls who did Playboy and things like that were seen as outrageous…even though it was just tits…you can blame the Christian run media….and thank the interent…for making what could have been a lame fuck…cool as fuck…but then again…Bella could be a lame fuck…and just present herself as cool…it’s the selfie generation…and for all we know she’s Cat-Fsihing us and is actually a 65 year old dude…right…

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2015

30

Jan

Padma Lakshmi Dick Pic of the Day

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Rumor has it that Padma Lakshmi is better at landing billionaire cock/sperm to fill the emptiness in her soul…than she is at cooking…even though she’s a Cookbook, celebrity food person….

The cooking is just a sideline scam to get into the hearts of billionaire cock/sperm to get it to fill the emptiness in her soul…with a baby that will provide her with a solid income and life of luxury she feels like she deserves…or that is half hers….

She fucked over one of her boyfriends by pretending her pregnancy was from him, when it was really some other billionaires…and all this is crazy because she belongs in the Kitchen of the local Bombay Palace all you can eat Indian buffet…working the Butter Chicken station…but being in a bikini, even at 40 and a mom, isn’t so bad either…especially when she’s showing off the cock that she even calls out…because if you don’t joke about your failed tranny tuck…people will think you’re a tranny…but if you do joke about it…people will just think it’s a bad angle…

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2015

30

Jan

American Apparel Bush of the Day

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American Apparel is the mainstream hipster movement that is known for producing amazing and slutty clothing for hipster girls…that may have paved the way for hipsters being into showing their nipples…thanks to their cheap fabric shirts they played off as style…

If anything, it has been a great move for pop culture, because when I was growing up, the masses turned to The Gap and top 40…the hot girls were not doing what they are doing now with MDMA, raves, music festivals, and fucking like a pornstar….in see-through clothes…kids have it easy now….

So I encourage some things to go mainstream. I encourage FreeTheNipple, and people on the internet thinking they are informed, artistic, high concept…like bush…and I love bush…fuck free the nipple…save don’t shave your bush.

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2015

30

Jan

Pornstar Karla Kush Sings Oasis of the Day

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Here name is Karla Kush, she’s pretty amazing, and this is a video of her singing a little Oasis as a midday musical interlude, and there’s something beautiful and eerie and even sad and tormented, maybe even vulnerable about a porn girl singing her favorite song on set…especially when the song lyrics are Oasis..

Maybe I am reading too into this, blame my drug addiction and sadness….If you don’t like that, here’s a pornstar telling you a joke…

Posted in:Videos

2015

30

Jan

Victoria’s Secret Angels for 10 Magazine of the Day

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Sophia Neophitou-Apostolou, is the 10 Magazine founder….

Her actual job, is being the creative director or producer or concept person behind the Victoria’s Secret informercial that airs on Primetime TV….

So she got some of her friends, because they had no choice, to participate in what is actually an interesting concept for a magazine, straight from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show….for her own self interest project….including….

Jourdan Dunn, Sui He, Cindy Bruna, Ming Xi, Behati Prinsloo, Lais Ribeiro, Barbara Fialho, Devon Windsor, Lily Donaldson, Lily Aldridge, Joan Smalls, and Candice Swanepoel shot by NICK KNIGHT

Because she probably knew, with her power position, they weren’t going to ever say no to this…

Here are the pics!

Via 10 Magazine

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2015

30

Jan

Ashley Smith for Sports Illustrated of the Day

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Gapped tooth, big titty, straight from Texas model, who I’ve been writing about on the site since 2009 or 2010, because she’s been a working model, but more importantly, because she posts her TITS , has finally gone a little more viral than this time two years ago, when she would fuck with me on the internet and actually respond to my sexual harassment, and I guess this is her massive mainstream push, that I am sure will go well for her, because of the big, county tits….we like tits.

So get ready for her to Kate Upton…and I like that everyone is going after these hipster looking girls…because well…I love bush…and bush is part of that world….#saveyourbush don’t #shaveyourbush….

She’s one of the Sports Illustrated Rookies….but she’s an old timer…but I guess her look is current…and it all works out in the end….or maybe she’s dating some pro surfer or something…living the beach life…who cares…

The other Rookie…is Erin Heatherton…who you may remember from sex with Leonardo for Victoria’s Secret marketing….who cares…

Posted in:Ashely Smith

2015

30

Jan

Naked Man Destroys Car and Other Videos of the Day

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The Weatherman Who Deals the Apocalyptic Temperatures

Pilot VS Wind

Tweeker Counting Change!

Woman in Store with Samurai Sword

This Will Freak You the Fuck Out…Woman Gives Birth in Wheel Chair on the Way to Delivery Room…Baby Falls Out of her Vagina and gets Run Over by Wheel Chair…

Texan Woman VS Muslims

Armed Man on Dutch TV

Cop Pepper Sprays People on the Sidewalk

Dude Breaks his Spine in an Air Bag Stunt

Cab Ride of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

30

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I found love on TINDER this morning….She’s just playing hard to get…..by deleting me off tinder…

so I added her to facebook….where she blocked me…because some people just don’t understand love when it comes at them with tit pic requests….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Shakira is Low Maintenance
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George Zimmerman Charges Dropped Again..
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Katy Perry on Deflate Gate…I Think She’s talking About Her Tits
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Hot Girls are in Bed
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What Being Attacked by a Hippo Looks Like
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Parents Upset About Kiddie Strip Search
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Miranda Kerr in Lingerie
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Victoria’s Secret in Lingerie
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Some Car Stereo Bass
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Kim Kardashian’s Tits
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Brad Culpepper is Interesting
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Cow Feed Art
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Black Ghost Buster Back Pedals on Female Cast
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