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2015

27

Jan

Taylor Swift’s Mound of the Day

Taylor Swift wears 1950s style bathing suits, it’s one of her trademarks, she even sings about them, because she’s a self involved narcissistic cunt that was created by you, every last one of you, who buys into her bullshit….even though SHE WORE A BIKINI THE OTHER DAY

The nice thing about one-piece bathing suits, is not that they may make asses look fucking weird,

It’s that when you’re long torso like Taylor Swift, shit jacks up in your pussy so hard, you’re forced to show the world your massive pubic bone mound, something that is erotic to some of us who like cumming on skinny girl mound…but scary to others who see nothing but a mini muff gut…

Either way, you can see it from a distance…and I guess these are the trials and tribulations of being skinny…and this whole thing has been fascinating enough for me to want to kill myself.

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2015

27

Jan

Chrissy Teigen in Cheesy Stock Photos for GQ of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen is the enemy….we hate her as a collective and by we, I mean me, and really only because she was a whining baby about me making fun of her for being a wallet fucking gold digger who is too fat to model and who should take on the Coco to Ice T role with John Legend, which she’s doing. You know getting airtime on awards show, or in phootshoots for magazines featuring him, just being the wife who thinks 50% of everything he owns and makes is hers, rather than going off and doing nonsense things herself…

Apparently, she’s on TV now, and her comedy act from twitter has paid off for her, but not as much as John Legend, because without John Legend, she’d be doing bikini shoots for free as she does, and that doesn’t pay for rent…

Either way, who cares about Chrissy Teigen in these stock photo looking pics, that aren’t even her most recent publicity stunt, her most recent publicity stunt is her talking about getting Jalapeno pepper juice on her vag, something that’s happened to me before, not because me and Chrissy are the same person, but because I fuck dirty girls…

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2015

27

Jan

Naomi Campbell for La Perla Fashion Show Pics of the Day

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La Perla is a lingerie company, that is probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, but that is not marketed as Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret is an evil empire that makes cheap shit lingerie and it would taint the more expensive La Perla branding….

Well they had a fashion show…and Naomi Campbell wasn’t too old to walk the runway…pretty fucking fascinating stuff…you know that Naomi Campbell, billionaire, is not too old or rich to be doing this kind of thing….

Also fascinating, is that she still looks as good as she did back when she first introduced me to how hot black girls can be, making me want to fuck them like they were white girls girls, but still never having a chance, because black girls, especially the ones in line at Walmart hate when I compliment their leggings….

Other models were there too…

Posted in:Naomi Campbell

2015

27

Jan

Some Vogue Brasil Nipple of the Day

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Zee Nunes is some photographer and here are a bunch of pics he took for Vogue Brasil….I don’t know who the models are, I don’t know what they are doing, I just know that there is at least one nipple…and one nipple is enough nipple…that’s a life lesson of the day….one nipple is enough nipple…I can’t believe this is my life.

Posted in:Vouge Brasil

2015

27

Jan

Naked Youtuber Karen Alloy of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Karen Alloy, but someone emailed me her pics, and she was naked in them, so I googled her and saw that she didn’t have any real following, so I assumed that this is the marketing strategy…the best kind of marketing strategy ever….so girls if you on the prestigious DrunkenStepfather…all you have to do is get naked…I am easy…

Posted in:Karen Alloy

2015

27

Jan

How to Be a Male Porn Star of the Day

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In the event you’ve always wanted to become a male pornstar, despite your micro-dick, and the fact that girls don’t fuck you for free, if anything you pay girls to fuck, and the idea of you getting paid to fuck, unless it is for some kind of viral porn that makes fun of you, it’s not gonna fucking happen…but it makes for a good fantasy…here’s a tattooed dude asking porn people at the AVNs what it takes to be a male pornstar….it may sound like everyone is talking to each other through 2 cans with a string, but it’s still worth watching…

Posted in:Videos

2015

27

Jan

Sara Malakul by Death of Film of the Day

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I assume you remember SARA MALAKUL LANE ….from all the big breasted, usually naked, half thai, not a tranny, but her father could be into trannies, I mean why else would he end up in Thailand knocking up locals back in the 80s….there must be something off with him…and that something is definitely not what his sperm creates….because what his sperm creates is fucking magical…and I am not the only one who thinks that…she just got cast as the main bitch in the new Kickboxer movie, starring Jean Claude Van Damme…which means she’ll be too famous for all of you pretty soon, but she’ll never be too famous for you to masturbate to her….

Here are some pics of her not naked, by DeathOfFilm, which may be challenging for you to get a boner to, but if you have any imagination, you can pretend she’s a teen runaway on the side of the road who needs saving because she just killed her family, and no one will miss her if she goes missing…That’s what everyone gets off to…right?

Follow her on instagram – 236,000 people do – HERE

Posted in:Sara Malakul

2015

27

Jan

Julia Pereira by Ricardo Penna of the Day

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Her name is Julia Pereira , she’s the Brazilian Model who Victoria’s Secret robbed by not casting her in their shows, because I would argue that she’s substantially hotter than trannies Gisele and Izabel Goulart, who Victoria’s Secret blew the fuck up with their manly faces but I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and the beholder for the most part is just influenced by the media and the pussy shoved down their fucking throat with infomercials…and I guess that’s why I am here…to find you new girls to get obsessed with, like this one…because Julia Pereira…is the future…so remember this name…or more importantly, this body.

Posted in:Julia Pereira

2015

27

Jan

Kim Kardashian Makes Fun of Her Fat Whore Self for T-Mobile of the Day

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The fact that brands endorse this porn trash makes and not only encourage her to exist, but rather finance her life with these million dollar campaigns, would make me sick to my fucking stomach, but I don’t care enough about that, and if anything, I like knowing that society is fucking doomed…humanity is over…I find comfort in that.

I get it, people just want to monetize everything and anything and will use any gutter trash they can as long as that gutter trash has followers to get there. It’s like one talentless fame whore, who is an actual whore, there’s video proof endorsing big brands like T-Mobile, who won’t advertise on this site because it’s got nipple, but they’ll give this bitch, who gets railed unprotected by a dude in video millions… because these big brandsy are hypocrites…

All this to say…she’s the worst, T-Mobile are latching onto her and supporting her, and thus they are the worst too.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2015

27

Jan