2014
04
Dec
Mariah Carey torturing her Christmas song that is probably one of the biggest songs in the history of Christmas songs, that every single single girl out there is probably singing to herself as she cries because nobody loves her…making Christmas the best…for people like me, who need girls to be broken to fake falling in love with during the holidays..the lonliest time of the year…
Posted in:Mariah Carey
2014
04
Dec
Lizzy Jagger is Mick Jagger’s Bootleg daughter…she one of the ones with a model mother, but who inherited none of the model traits, but who instead has to be second string to her sister, who is not the bootleg model, but the model who inherited Mick Jagger’s David Bowie Dick Sucking Lips….and it is far less homo than they were….if you jerk off to it…but I guess luckily, when your last name is Jagger, people like LOVE MAGAZINE use you in their campaigns, because I guess with 24 days to fill in the advent calendar, doing one for charity, like a make a wish foundation – just makes sense…
This is like that time she did PLAYBOY – only more festive.
Posted in:Videos
2014
04
Dec
Here are some pretty pictures of Victoria’s Secret part time model – Magdalena Frackowiak – who has been NAKED A LOT OF TIMES BEFORE …we are talking fully fucking naked…and I am only posting these pics of her in Russh Magazine, because she’s a fucking babe and it reminds me to revisit her hot little pubic hair strip….because there are so many girls out there, it’s hard to keep track, especially since I’ve never met them, reminding me that it’s easy to keep the ones you don’t want around, they are the ones you are married to, and difficult to get the ones you want…fascinating insight…but not as fascinating as her borderline spread leg pic for fashion because fashion is porn…
Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak
2014
04
Dec
My friends at MYPAKAGE , who make the world’s best fitting underwear in the history of underwear, for those of us who like things that fit, while I prefer wearing extra small underwear to keep my sperm count down, my balls in atrophy, all so that I can’t really get the hookers I pay extra to come inside by telling them I am a virgin
But enough about me, here’s a silly christmas video that you’ll laugh at because you like your jokes like you like your women…spread assed and cute enough to stick it in….about Not fitting..and apparently…not fitting is inappropriate when taken out of context…funny….now get some MYPAKAGE ,
Posted in:Videos
2014
04
Dec
I like to consider Chrissy Teigen a good friend of the site, because she’s taken the time to blog about me before blocking me off of all her social media, calling me out for being a rapist or some shit, when just a year earlier she was telling me how funny I was, which I am…making for a love of unstable that turns me on more than any panty flashes to draw attention to herself because she’s finally gone out there to have her very own career, instead of modeling for the free catering, while living off Legend money, which to date is pretty much what she does…and none of this matters…what mattes is Panties…in public…giving me boners…because I love panties .
Posted in:Chrissy Teigen
2014
04
Dec
I don’t know about you, but this youtube video from last year got me in the Christmas spirit, but in my defense, I am always in the Christmas spirit because everyday I wake up is a christmas miracle, because based on the shit I put in my body, I should probably be dead….and maybe I am….but I do know one thing…I am not dead enough to love trashy girls in trashy rooms with no asses making softcore dancing porn on youtube…
Posted in:Videos
2014
04
Dec
Toddler VS Train Tracks
Kid VS Electric Pole
Drunk in Poland
Chicago Woman WHo Thinks She’s a Car
Man Gets Run Over By Truck
Posted in:Videos
2014
04
Dec
This goes out to Derek…the coolest king of Miami who isn’t from Miami but who also isn’t an uptight cunt like 90 percent of the girls I asked to be my girlfriends for the weekend last night….
The only one who agreed was on tinder and charges by the hour…
That said, Miami sucks, and so do you…here are some morning links…hungover…links…I drank until 6 am and then angry sexted the west coast until 8 am….I’m dead…but you already knew that…irrelevant
Miley Cyrus is Amazing
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Killing His Own Kid Prank
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Julia Pereira is Amazing
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10 Creepy Christmas Tattoos
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Lady Gaga Tells Howard Stern She Was Raped
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Last Second Shot of the DAy
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Lots of Asses
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Dubstep Toddler
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Gamers Full of Rage
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Lots of Redheads
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
03
Dec
Oh hi there…
I am in Miami – in a Creeper Van – Grabbing a Pro Sufers Ass…
What are you up to?
Here are some stepLINKS….
England Just Banned These Things in Porn
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So Much Underboob
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Michelle Lewin THong
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Tinder Fails
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Lady Gaga Tells Howard Stern She Was Sexually Assaulted
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Miss BumBum Topless in Miami
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Kim Kardashian’s Naked Tits…
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How Much Water Can Kill You
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Jenna Chappelle is In the Slutiest Pose Ever
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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show After Party
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Slut of the Day
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Miley Cyrus is Normal
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Taylor Swift is So Slutty….
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Eva Longoria Cleavage
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Bull Dog Signs with Josh Groban
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Katie Holmes in a Plaid Shirt
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Fat Carrie Underwood Sucks a Mic
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Science You Shouldn’t Do At Home
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Backstage at the VS Fashion Show
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Bottle Water Taste Test
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Tony Blair Does Xmas Cards
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Suki Waterhouse See Through
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Kasia Struss Panty Flash
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Miranda Kerr in a Skirt – Showing Inner Thigh
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10 Pooping TOys for Kids
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29 Daily Show Facts
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Candice Swanepole Does Victoria’s Secret
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Stella Maxwell Walking the Fashion Show
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The Most Popular Songs According to Spotify
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Kate Hudson at an Event
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Gisele Bundchen in Lingerie…
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18 Pics of Winter Sucking
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Crackhead
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Tit Play!
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Glamour Model Topless Selfies
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Topless House Cleaning
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Close Up Masturbation
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OH LESBIANS!!
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Meat Beat!
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
03
Dec
Now that Chris Pratt is the biggest thing in Hollywood thanks to a few Key Blockbusters, after a bunch of really fucking shitty movies, it is only fair to stare at bikini pics of his wife’s body that he single handedly destroyed with his sperm and her pregnancy…because that’s what having babies does to a girl…who is probably best known for being in Bunny House…and who is even when wrecked by babies…pretty fucking decent to stare at in a bikini..
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Anna Faris
