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2014

18

Nov

Jonathan Leder’s Fetishism Manifesto Vol 2 of the Day

Jonathan Leder is a friend of mine who I have never actually met, but this is the internet, and it counts, otherwise I’d technically still be a virgin, since all the girls I have been with are from the Internet…

I figure we’re at that point in humanity where you don’t need to really leave your house, interact with people, have real interpersonal relationships, or any of that other nonsense, you can just kick it and travel the world on social media and youtube….

That said, Jonathan Leder does leave the house, he’s a great erotic photographer who has done more than just erotic, but who I guess likes erotica because sexuality is awesome…and what better thing to take pics of…

He has gone on to start his on skin mag, basically with an old school pin-up/playboy vibe….and this is what he has to say about it:

A Study in Fetishisms is a thought provoking, erotic publication. The second volume of ‘A Study in Fetishisms’ embodies the idea of ‘Blondes’ – from dirty to platinum. It is a tribute to the spirit of America, it’s fascinations with life, glamor, beauty and tragedy, and to the women that made, and continue to make, it possible. A Bi-Annual collectible, Volumes 1 & 2 are featured at the PS1 MOMA / MOCA book fairs.

Volume 2 is a 5.5 x 8.5″ – 64 Page booklet printed on 80lb dull coated paper, with the best printing possible.

Starring Kayslee Collins, Molly Constable, Lindsay Jones, Amy Hood and other lovely ladies.

Here is a preview…looks hot to me.

FIND OUT MORE HERE

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2014

18

Nov

Sabine by Eddie Chacon for S-Magazine of the Day

Sabine is some model I’ve never heard of, but she’s topless for the SMAGAZINE BLOG …in pictures that were shot by > EDDIE CHACON …a photographer I’ve never heard of….but who takes topless pics of girls for magazines, so I am forced to like him….I mean sure…spread ass is the kind of modelling I demand from in sexts from my “fans” I meet on TINDER, but when it comes to introductions to new girls, like Sabine, topless in studio works alright for me…I mean how could you hate on this…it’s not selling anything, it’s not promoting anything, it’s just some girl with no last name topless…and that’s the kind of simplicity I appreciate.

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2014

18

Nov

Kim Cloutier’s Hot Canadian Tits in Some Adam Sandler Movie of the Day

Kim Cloutier is from Montreal Canada, I have probably met her at some French Canadian pow wow event where all the french people get together and protest english, have anal sex on the first encounter, compare their steroids bodies, tribal tattoos and fake tits, and do other french people things, like eat Poutine, smoke cheap cigs, drink cheap beer, and collect welfare…

I guess this one has moved out of that lazy, lower income bracket stereotype, and has taken her modeling career to acting, where she plays the naked girl in an Adam Sandler movie called The Cobbler….where he is a shoe maker, that finds the power to live through the shoes of his customers, because sometimes walking in another man’s shoes allows you to find yourself…even though Cobbler’s barely exist anymore, we just throw our old shoes out and buy new ones, but good premise bro, glad Hollywood hasn’t fallen to absolute total shit.

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2014

18

Nov

Jessie Andrews Bush or Terry Richardson of the Day

If you read this site, you will know that I love BUSH, I think it is the greatest fashion accessory for a vagina, other than my dick…provided I could find my dick, I am pretty fat and it is a scavenger hunt I am not really into trying….but bush…bush brings me flashbacks of my youth, it made vaginas exciting to explore, you had to dick for the clit and there was nothing more glorious than a matted dread lock of a bunch of pubic hair to really get me off…I still have visions of braiding my beard into bush…and most importantly, when I find a bush, usually on a hipster because they are lazy, but also get that being different is ok, even if in being different they are being the same as all the other hipsters…they get that it is an opportunity to craft their own vision for their vagina, shape it the way they want, to share with the world….”this is my pubic hair”….

You see I don’t hate bald pussy, it just reminds me of the Kardashians and Jersey Shore, it’s so mainstream and suburban…and lacks excitement, it’s just typical thanks to dudes thinking hair is gross and the media creating a false need.

That said, Jessie Andrews is an overrated pornstar, she has fucked alot, she’s pretty hip and cool working for American Apparel and Terry Richardson and other hipster nonsense, she’s also a DJ, and here is her bush you’ve probably seen before, but this time it’s for fashion…making it seemingly so different…

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2014

18

Nov

Emily Osment Fitness Porn of the Day

Her name is Emily Osment, I just always assumed she was her brother Haley Joel, who was at one point the Jennifer Lawrence of his Generation, you know getting Oscar Nominations as a child because he was just so innately talented at the craft of acting, before hitting puberty, and having everyone realize he’s no longer cute, so he went tranny to have a second go at a career his parents raped his youth for him to have…it was either that or turn to drugs and suicide…

Well now, she’s doing fitness poses, for some fitness brand, that probably paid her 3,000 – 10,000 dollars…and tranny or not, I dig the ass.

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2014

18

Nov

Nicki Minaj Did Complex of the Day

Nicki Minaj is one of the more annoying popstars, who came in after a casting at her acting school, where she was asked if she could play the Black Lady Gaga, to which she agreed to, leading to huge success and the platform to transition into Hip Hop Vixen, where she is less about dressing like a circus clown and more about being slutty…and singing about fucking and sucking cock…because strippers is the girl’s role in the hip hop world…

That said, she is the Complex Covergirl, where she showed off her fat ass and fat titties and you can read the interview HERE ….and I suggest you do…becasue Complex are our friends and family and have been supporting DrunkenStepfather since the 1990s when I was given my first free Ecko Rhino shirt…I mean they’ve even featured me in their magazine…because that’s what friends and family do…

Check it out.

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2014

18

Nov

Mayweather Watches Girls Twerk of the Day

"If GOD made anything better than a woman, I don't want it" #mrmylifeistheshit #tmt #tmg www.themoneyteam.com

Een video die is geplaatst door Floyd Mayweather (@floydmayweather) op

Floyd Mayweather is pretty entertaining. I don’t follow his antics, but he’s been pretty clever in his boxing career by creating a promotion company that he exclusively fights under, making himself 100 million dollars a more per fight he promotes, whether he is even in the fight or not, allowing him the life of ridiculous luxury he deserves….for being better than you…where he buys his kid gold plated toy cars and he films himself watching Vegas strippers twerk for his instagram, just so people know where his time is going when he’s not training…or making 100s of millions of dollars…and the whole thing is pretty alright by me. Approval I doubt he’s seeking.

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2014

18

Nov

Miss Bum Bum and Other Videos of the Day

The Guy and His Fap Function on his Mechanical Arm

The Pantsless Girl Walking in NYC…

Guy With No Arms – Still Drives – Probably Better Than an Asian

The Guy Who Cut Off His Own Finger

DJ Fail of the Day

Russians Don’t like Gays

The Wookie and the Korean Missionary

Posted in:Videos

2014

18

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new response to people who ask me why I wear a mask is – “everyone wears a mask, I am just more literal” – it’s the hipster response…

I also like telling girls “I prefer whores to charge by the hour, or scene, or dance, than whores to whore while thinking they aren’t whores”…

I am full of great insight today…

Dude In England Dismembered his Father to Build a TV Stand
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Phoebe Price is Dreamy
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Girls Tugging at Their Clothes
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Tila Tequila Shat Out a Baby
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Husband Films Wife Singing Salt-N-Pepa
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Alexandra Eriksson is Hot in a Bikini
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Victoria Silvstedt Whore in a Bikini
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13 Lego Creations that are Crazy…
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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18 Bootleg Action Figures
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Fuel Tanker Avoids Crushing Idiot Driver
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Natalie Dormer Knows How She Wants to Die on Game of Thrones
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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2014

17

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

You have to be a real asshole to be a Weatherman….

My advice for you romantics tonight is that that if you want to nibble on the thigh of a stranger, or if you’ve ever had the urge to nibble on the thigh of a stranger, you have a window of opportunity to get away with it, all you need is the youtube video of Jennifer Lawrence being nibbled by Woody Harrelson as your out….if that doens’t work, you can always distract her by asking her what movie title best describes her vagina….and hope for something like “A River Runs Through it” and not “MUD”….

Here are the stepLINKS…


The Dude Who Photoshops Himself into Celebrity Photos…
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Big Silly Tits
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Beyonce’s Sister’s Wedding Was Weird
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Natalie Pinkham Pregnant Bikini
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Man Gets Caught Smuggling 1,000,000 Dollars of Meth
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Glow in the Dark Bike Path
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s GIft Guide…
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Today in Tara Reid
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Megan Fox in Tight Fucking Jeans
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Ariana Grande’s Slutty Performance
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Slut of the Day
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Kat Dennings Big Cleavage
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Diplo is a Joker
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Fuel Tanker Avoids Crushing Idiot Driver
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The Best Football GIFs of the Week
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Angelina Jolie at a Movie Premiere
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Jennifer Lawrence Leaves the Gym
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This is What South Park Characters Look Like in Real Life..
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Stella Maxwell Naked in Video
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Kendall Jenner Doesn’t Think Being a Kardashian Helped Her Career
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Accidental Photobombs
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Kate Upton Big at the Airport
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Lisa Rinna’s Hard Nipple
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Best Viral Videos of 2014
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Miconceptions About Technology
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The Best Celebrity Instagrams of the Week
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Floyd Mayweather Bought His Son Gold Golf Cart
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Pets on Roombas
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Kendall Jenner is the Face of Estee Lauder
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20 Pretty Girls Making Ugly Faces
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Today in Thigh Gaps..
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Girls with Hard Nipples
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Miley Cyrus Legs in Pantyhose
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Gigi Hadid Out and About
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Demi Lovato Reminds You She’s With Fez Still
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January Jones Naked and Pregnant
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Top 3 Model Instagrams
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Unnecessary Censorship – The Sesame Street Edition
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18 Bootleg Action Figures…
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37 Kitten Parodies
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Bai Ling Nipples
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Jesy Nelson’s Panty Flash of the Day
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Jose Canseco’s Finger Fell Off at a Poker Game…
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Chinese Pop Group of the Day
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Frozen / Breaking Bad Mash-Up
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Trashy Car Decals…
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24 Mispelled T-Shirts
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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Lady Gaga Backstage Boobs!
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Girl Gets Naked at Pawn Shop to Raise Money
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Tessa Fowler – Forward Lean is Crazy
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Katherine Waterson Stripping for TV
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Lucie Wilde Has Huge TIts
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This Will Make Mom Proud
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This Chubby Girl is So Dainty
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Hidden Cam Stepmother Edition
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Greasy Nude Erica
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Naked Nicole Trunfio
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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