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2014

31

Oct

Naya Rivera’s Got a Good Dress of the Day

Naya Rivera was on Glee before being kicked off Glee. She was also engaged to some Big penis black rapper who you can assume destroyed her vagina and now she’s married to some new guy who she was publicly dating for 5 minutes…but more importantly…in her early retirement – has discovered that she’s got a hot enough body to wear very little clothing…and I guess when that discovery happens for any girl who was boring on some family friendly, politically correct GLEE bullshit, it’s worth celebrating…this is like the teen movies when the nerd girl with no friends let’s down her hair, takes off her glasses and gets her fuck on….not that I ever watch Glee, she could have been a total slut on that shit but I will assume only the actress who probably won’t work much but hip hop music videos from now on…but that is pulling off skimpy clothes just right…

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2014

31

Oct

Shay Mitchell Sluts it Up for Instagram of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some very popular girl, at least in one demographic, because I am pretty sure you’ve never heard of her, yet she has millions of fans…

She’s on some kid’s show, and unless you’re a creepy dad who watches kids shows with your kids, and I am going to assume you aren’t, because this is the internet generation, where kids can lock themselves in their room and leave you the fuck alone…or some creepy who just watches kids shows to look at the pussy on it…you have never heard of her..

I guess she’s working on leveraging her fame, taking it to the next level and she’s doing it in slutty enough shoots of me…and I encourage this kind of behavior…

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2014

31

Oct

100 Women Naked for Art and Other Videos of the Day

Poor Dog with Massive Testicles…

Dude Gets Caught Stealing…

Bus Rams 9 Cars…

Pissed Off UPS Driver Destroying 12,000 Dollar Package

Fast and Furious Parking in Russia

The Dude Who Decapitated his Mom and People thought was just a Halloween Prnak

Dog Rescue of the Day

The Dude Who Raped Neighbor’s Pit Bull and Blames it on ISIS and EBOLA

Posted in:Videos

2014

31

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Apparently it is halloween….that doesn’t really phase me because I hang out with girls who dress slutty every day of the year – and I don’t need 9-5ers dressing half naked to really excite me…

I guess I am desensitized to half nakedness. Does that make me gay?

Here are some stepLINKS…

Angelina Jolie Slutty in a Blonde Wig
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20 People who’ve Got Safety Covered
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Girls in Sunglasses
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Amanda Bynes is Out of Hospital and Tweeting About Her Dad Again
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Anais Zanotti in a Bikini
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Mother’s Against Whores Target the Kardashians
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Some Chick Named Vivica Mitra in a Bikini
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Scare Crow Prank
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Justin Timerblake Has Turned on JessicaBiel
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10 Hours of Walking in Skyrim as a Woman in Skimpy Clothes
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Kendall Jenners Book Has Sold 13,000 Copies Since June
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Best Funny News Bloopers of October
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13 Animals Getting Up in the Camera
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Bears Get in a Fight in Jersey
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15 Crazy Halloween Costumes
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Before and After Weightloss Pics
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2014

30

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

Asking a girl you’ve never met if she’ll glue her vagina shut so that you know she’s been untouched when you finally do meet her…will not end in love…even from girls who are very very lonely…they will think you are weird….

Even when you explain to them that you are just a feminist and by them participating – they are feminist too…and everyone wants to be feminists – not just lesbians….

Fascinting stuff…Here are some stepLINKS….

13 Coolest Hi-Tech Halloween Costumes
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Groom Drops Bride…
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Jenny McCarthy’s Big Cleavage Lives
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Baltimore Police Officer Charged in Vicious Police Brutality Case
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Taylor Swift Legs
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Some Chick Named Anais Zanotti in a Bikini
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Sherra is a Slut of the Day
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Nicola McLean Hard Nipples
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Hilary Duff in Leather Pants…
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Courtney Cox Cleavage
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PeeWee Herman New Movie is Happening..
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Redheads
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15 Weird Campaign Signs…
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T-Pain Proves He’s Actually a Good Singer
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31 Terrifying GIFS
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13 Real Life Haunted House…
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Rihanna is Hot
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Jessica Michibata in a Bikini…
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Sarah Hyland is Blonde
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Kim Kardashian’s Big Hard Nipple
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Camille Belle in a Pink Dress…
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Kaley Cuoco’s Man Face…Monster…
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15 Reasons You Don’t Fuck with Mother Nature
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Rita Ora’s Fuck Face
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Claudia Romani Knows The Drill. Show Your Ass, Hide Your Face
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3 Model Instagrams…
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Nicola McLean’s Amazing Hard Nipples…
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Panty Flash..
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The Shortest Horror Story Ever Written
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Steven Tyler the Hot Old Lady
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Some Trash Named Cassie Cardelle in a Bikini
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Claudia Romani is Some Low Hanging Fruit of the Day
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Mike Tyson Plays Himself in Mike Tyson Punch Out
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Nina Agdal in a Bikini
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Drunk Montana Man Attacks Hunting Partner for Rejecting Him
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Sophia is Naked and Ass Spreading
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Hottest Celebrity Costumes of All Time…
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Sammi Tye Naked Outside…
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Ewa Sonnet Walks the Stairs and Gets Naked
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Check the Breasts…
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Alt Girl Gets Wet….
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Person Going to the Bathroom on the Train….
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Actual Attention Whore
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Mercedes McNab – Naked
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This is Next Level Crazy
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Greek Party Slut
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Amateur of the Day
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

30

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio for LUI Magazine of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is on the cover of LUI this month…and she’s naked.

Sure it’s not traditional naked…where you can actually see the things that define being naked…like nipples and vagina and gaping asshole…which in this internet porn generation is barely even naked…or inappropriate..you need close up penetration for that…

Instead strategic naked, because she’s a good Catholic mother who has made millions off being half naked, that full naked will come at a premium price…and not for some editorial, no matter how good it is…but instead for a brand or movie that will pay out proper…she knows how this shit works…and I guess half naked, or strategic naked, is better than not naked at all, even if moms in their 30s are a gross concept…when they aren’t Victoria’s Secret underwear models….and here are the pics…

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2014

30

Oct

Miley Cyrus Does AIDS of the Day

Miley Cyrus was also at the AIDS event…because everyone was at the AIDS event and it seems like everyone was also into dressing half naked at the AIDS event…which is pretty inappropriate since being half naked is one of the catalysts that causes aids, and if anything I feel like these people are mocking the disease they’ll never die of, no matter how dirty they get, because Magic Johnson proved – if you’re a celebrity there is a cure..

That said, I am all for throwing million dollar events with Celebrity guests to help bring awareness to AIDS since no one has ever heard of fucking AIDS.

I am also all for Miley’s AIDS costume…

TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

30

Oct

Kea Ho for Galore Magazine of the Day

I wonder if Don Ho’s daughter – Kea Ho – was ever teased about her last name being Ho, when she has such a subtle and classy look to her, a look that would appear to the outsider who has never heard of Kea Ho, to possibly think she was a librarian or something equally non sexual….despite the implants – not that anyone has ever really heard of her, no matter how hard that Ho of a name is used to book jobs, or at least pay her rent with some Tiny Bubbles royalties….

All this to say … she’s amazing.

Via the homies at GALORE

Posted in:Kea Ho

2014

30

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio for AIDS of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio wore a dress that I would like to think will inspire at least one person to get AIDS in hopes of having her come to their bedside wearing something similar, only to tell themselves “looks like I made it…I did this life thing right”…I mean that or they will get AIDS by flying to Brazil to fuck some tranny faced hooker who very likely is a tranny, rocking a similar body to Alessandra Ambrosio…without a condom because condoms are for pussies…only to bring back AIDS to America and have the whole porno industry on lockdown…because of it…

It’s happened before..just ask Lara Roxx…

That said…I am a fan of her dress…

TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

30

Oct

Sabrina Ioffreda for LUI Magazine of the Day

Sabrina Ioffreda is some model who has done nothing that I’ve noticed – not that I really notice anything when it comes to models unless they show their tits…but I assume that she’s well paid, as all models are, she’s probably European because of her insane last name, maybe even Swedish, because it sounds like an IKEA table name, which happens to be the only thing I know about Sweden, and probably the only thing to know about Sweden, other than this Sabrina Ioffreda who I don’t even know if she’s from Sweden but we’ll pretend.

Fuck, google just told me she’s from Argentina…I shoulda known….I just thought Argentina only had cows…I am so bad at this…I am so stupid…I would blame the hangover but I am already drunk….fuck the dark hair should have given it away…

Who cares about where she’s from, or what she’s giving away, since she’s giving all I really care away, and that’s her tits in my favorite titty magazine out of France called LUI

This shoot is pretty next level

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