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2014

29

Sep

Emily Ratajkowski for Cosmo of the Day

Looks like she’s made it….

I am firm believer that acting requires no talent whatsoever. You just have to be some ego who really believes you have something to offer – and if you’re lucky the producers will think you do also…and in Emily Ratajkowski’s case, she made the producers think she had something to offer, but simply making the public love her for her tits…that she put out there a lot and that were celebrated.

The rumor is that Kanye cast her for his music video, flew her around the world to fuck, linked her up with Treats! where she posed nude, got cast in the Music Video that changed her life, became household and now she’s in Cosmo like she wasn’t a fame whore getting naked to get famous, but rather like a genuine talent…

The line is so fine, as to whether your nudes will go viral and generate mainstream interest, or whether you’ll just end up in porn, but it worked for Emrata, so it could work with you, and the only way we’ll ever know if is you send me nudes.

Here are those pics for COSMO

BONUS – Here She is in Red at the Gone Girl Premiere – Because it is Her Big Fucking Day

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Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

29

Sep

Bryanna Holly in a Bikini of the Day

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Bryanna Holly got her start by fucking Brody Jenner back when she was probably a teen, because people have told me that Brody Jenner is into that kind of thing, which I guess isn’t that bad, considering what his dad, emasculated by the Kardashian Leader, is into…you know with his sex change and all…

Well since fucking her way to wherever it is she is (not the top)…but she does have implants…which I guess means there is some success for this hot body with a lot of instagram followers…and now she’s getting jobs, for not very much money, but still jobs, where she can show off her body – legitimizing everything that even remotely seemed like prostitution….

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2014

29

Sep

Maglosia Bela for LUI of the DAy

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This is a 37 year old Polish model /actress who you have seen naked in LUI MAGAZINE before.

I think it is safe to say that this recent shoot for LUI MAGAZINE is either some archive photos from the past…or that Lui is her only employer…or that…she’s incredibly hot for a 37 year old….you see because 37 is old, washed up and disgusting…and I can only assume that this is some genetic modifications thanks to Communism, Chernobyl, I don’t fucking know what…but I am all about it….

LUI MAGAZINE has it all figured out….

Posted in:LUI|Maglosia Bela

2014

29

Sep

Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell Kissing of the Day

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I guess lesbianism is a real problem facing America these days. You know targeting our hormonally fucked up women through pornography that is more erotic than the hetero counterpart – giving them the need to eat or be eaten by each other – since it is cool and fun and experimental – and socially accepted… I mean just yesterday I saw hot lesbians in action – it’s trendy – it’s fashionable…scary, mean lesbians of the past probably still exist, but babes are filling the fucking lesbian stereotype and I dig it – since girls aren’t fucking me anyway, they might as well not be fucking any dudes – but rather other girls..

Anyway – I guess Pretty Little Liars, takes on real life teen issues like it was GLEE…addressing that Lesbian urges with your friends exist..

And I guess it wasn’t as big of a deal as when Ellen came out on TV…but it still happened…between Ashley Benson and her Co-Star Shy Mitchell..

It’d be more exciting if she lesbian kissed like she TANNED …Topless

It’d be more exciting if she didn’t fuck a girl in Spring Breakers

But it still happened – and I’m reporting it – because my life is pathetic.

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2014

29

Sep

Amanda Wellsh for LUI Magazines of the Day

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I don’t know who Amanda Wellsh is. She’s a model, and I guess I am from an era where models were just models, they were paid to be in magazines and campaigns, and you didn’t really need to know their name – you know living Mannequins like the movie Mannequin, only you didn’t get called crazy when you got caught fucking them…you got institutionalized – and sent for electric shock therapy…yes. I was porn in the 1930s.

That said, I don’t think everyone needs to be famous, just because they are in pictures showing their tits, I just think they need to be in pictures showing their tits.

Whether for LUI MAGAZINE or my own personal collection – just get naked – it’s artistic and delicious…

Posted in:Amanda Wellsh

2014

29

Sep

Not Connie Chung Bikini Pics of the Day

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Some people say that All Asians look the same…but I say this Jamie Chung is sure as fuck not Connie Chung…but less people have probably masturbated to her – because she’s never been on the nightly news or married to Maury Povich, but still has time to turn these ass bikini pics – that are all staged, cute and wholesome – almost out of a catalog or some shit – into nudity, sleazy, scandal and all the other great stuff young girls are doing these days to get by…whether fucking on video to send to their internet boyfriend they met on tinder, or just sending asshole pics – the world is in a good place – I mean asides from all the war, disease and corruption – but who cares about that- when you have bikini ass.

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2014

29

Sep

Kim Kardashian Forgot her Pants of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is rich, so she can fake the whole classy thing, even though she was raised by a high class hooker, who pushed her into porn at a young enough age, to keep up with the Hiltons…a weird thing for a mom to do, in fact normally that leads to the kids being taken away from the mom – even if she has good intentions and knows the whoring will take the family to good places…

But in this case it made them rich as fuck, and now invited to all the top fashion events, even though she normally dresses like she shops at a Miami sex shop on the beach, where the strippers shop…not quite fashion, but I guess making a comeback..

So seeing her in this pantsless lacy ridiculousness makes me laugh but not very much, more of a Ha – look at the whore…

I am just annoyed that if she’s going to go to the trouble of taking off her pants, and you know based on all the harnesses her belly requires, she might as well deliver with black cock in her…it’s more fun to watch than this baby nonsense..

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

29

Sep

Victoria Justice Simulates Blow Job with Bottle of the Day

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I guess after seeing how great Victoria Justice was in her celebrity nude scandal pics – you probably masturbated to before the lawyers got involved – even though 99 percent of the pics are still available to you online if you use this thing called GOOGLE…this picture of her simulating a blow job with a champagne bottle is hardly fucking scandalous even though it would have been just 3 weeks ago…

The world is porn and sex obsessed. Cameras mean “film me masturbating for the guy I like”…Filming you masturbate for the guy you like means “the world will see this but I don’t care I just want to get off”…so it isn’t that all child stars are all the fucking same – seeking attention and validation…it’s that all people are the same…..I mean even I have jerk off videos on the internet – because YOLO….even though they are humiliating.

So all this to say champagne blow job or not…we’re all just human….and want our dick sucked or pics that even remotely like that starring girls you masturbated to because your wife made you spend quality time with the kids in front of the TV.

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2014

29

Sep

Emily Browning Ordering Food Naked of the Day

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Her name is Emily Browning, she’s some Australian babe, despite still having her trashy Australian accent, something most Australians try to hide, she was in the movie Suckerpunch – a movie that my pervert neighbor insisted we see because the idea of young babe ninjas was something his nerd masturbation was built on – I felt like we were going to get arrested as he squeals “oh yeah baby bend- oh yeah – kick” in a theater filled with 13 year old girls…we didn’t.

I don’t know if this clip is part of a movie she’s in…but I am going to assume that it is, you know something real, raw, authentic, maybe even a horror movie and until the lawyers reach out, not that I am crazy enough to host anything these days, we can thank the internet for doing that for us, allowing us to report the legitimacy of this possible post sex marketing stunt leak – that I approve of regardless of what it is…because I like small tits, I like morning nudity, I like hotels, I like girls ordering me breakfast, I like a little bush…I like all of this…

I didn’t know I could like so much. I thought I had given up. I guess this gives me hope – even though based on the movie below…it’s safe to say, her getting naked isn’t a thing…but it still happened…

Posted in:Emily Browning

2014

29

Sep

Marion Piveteau for Treats! of the Day

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She doesn’t have the best of faces, but what is really in a face when you are wwilling to get naked in a trailer park looking place, when built like this, since most girls I’ve fucked in trailer parks are usually missing toes thanks to diabetes…teeth thanks to poor hygiene…their Walmart clothes covered in what may be tomato sauce, but is probably dried up period blood, because changing tampons can be hard to do – when you’re too lazy to move…unless it’s to get more cake…because cake inspires…thank you online dating for bringing me the gold…

Thank you online – or at least TREATS! for bringing me hope or at least fantasy or at least the reminder that girls aren’t all down on their luck monsters – just the ones I have sex with are…thanks to having very little to offer.

That said, this Marion Piveteau is has a great ass.

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