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2014

01

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s life lesson is that Close up Vagina pics don’t have a weight limit – fatties are welcome to this party – because all I see is labia…or maybe that was yesterday’s life lesson -if we were Facebook friends you would know what I am talking about…

I think TOday’s life lesson is that Social Media was the first case of Ebola in America…

We’re all gonna die…and it’s funny because 25 years ago, there was an Ebola scare in Africa and I was convinced I was dying. I was at the hospital freaking thinking I had it because I got a lap dance from a black stripper…and it wasn’t even a threat.

Then 20 years ago, someone told me that Ebola was in the bananas knowing that I had eaten a Banana…and without looking into whether bananas were imported from Africa, even though Africans eat sand, I freaked the fuck out…

But this time around, I just don’t care and it is an actual scare. It’s happening on home turf…and I just don’t care…I guess I’m ready to die by shitting out my eyes after my body pretty much eats itself from the inside out…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Top Ten CR Fashion Book Party
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15 Crazy Church Signs
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Blue Grass Aanaconda
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Miranda Kerr and Selena Gomez Together in a Picture That Broke Bieber’s Penis
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Teri Hatcher Big Tits…
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Diddy Like J.Lo’s Ass Better than Kim K’s Ass
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Hannah Davis Bikini
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The Jesus Freak Who Compared Holocaust to Abortions
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Yoga Pose – Arch – Of the Day
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Slut of the Day
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Cara Delevingne Got a Good Rack
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Celebs Talking About the Illuminati
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Charlotte McKinney Big Fucking Tits
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Baby Flexes Muscles Like His Dad
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Keri Russell on a Bike
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Joanna Krupa Nipple Pokes
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Lily Allen Pokies…
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I bet Joy Pantopoulos Likes ANal
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Wrestling Nostalgia
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Lindsay Ellingson See Through
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Crazy Driver Crosses Drawbridge
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People Who Will NEver Be Action Heros
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Anne Hathaway LOVES Herself
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Michelle Williams of the Day
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Famous Breast Cancer Survivors
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AMAZING FAME WHORE
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Selena Gomez Getting Out of Cars
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Hot Slut in Pink…
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Assassin Creed with Kittens
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Malin Akerman Nipple….
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Lady Gaga in Lingerie
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Rose McGowan Pokies…
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Reese Witherspoon’s Cleavage
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Weird Death Rituals from Around the World
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Miranda Kerr Tits at Fashion Week
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Trash iin a Bikini on the Beach
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Miranda Kerr Cleavage
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Pregnant Bilson!
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Tracy May Never Perform Again…
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8 GIFs of Dancing Body builders
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Connie Carter in a Tiny Bikini….
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Slut in Her Octoberfest Outfit
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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She Needs Her Diaper Changed
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Bikini a Day Girl
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Crackwhores Say Darndest Things….
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Road Crew Hard at Work
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Some Amateur Chick With Huge Tits
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The Condom Cookbook…
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Booty Dance
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Panty Party
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I Think He Lost His Keys in There
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Deep Throat Machine!
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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2014

01

Oct

Kylie Jenner for Instagram of the Day

Kylie Jenner is a 12 year old Kardashian…and she’s doing pretty much what they are taught at birth to do – sluttin’ makes us money….you know in a “you like that range rover you got for your 15th birthday bitch, get naked”….

Mommy knows this shit best, she’s been doing it for 100 years and it fucking worked…

I would like to say that everything about this family must die…but this teen body…that’s it.

Don’t worry, by 20, she’ll be fat and addicted to pills – so take this in…the baby of the family is the one who is going to be the most affected

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2014

01

Oct

Selena Gomez Cropped Out Titties of the Day

Selena Gomez was rumored to have fake tits for Bieber….but for some reason on her instagram – she’s’ cropping out the tits – making me wonder why she even got the tits…it’s like if you invest 10k into something – you show it off – but maybe when 10k is like nothing to you – you’re less like a stripper who’s been saving for tits for years – and more subtle about it, trying to not draw attention to it – who knows…

But I guess – when the paparazzi is there – you’re better off being subtle about shit because those Princess Diana Killing motherfuckers – will capture the tits for you and it all seems way less gratuitous..

I get what she did here…clever little troll.

TO SEE HER CLEAVAGE IN FULL – CLICK HERE

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2014

01

Oct

Winona Ryder “Alleged” Tit Pic of the Day

This one is laughable.

I mean Winona Ryder barely exists and probably is too old to really understand technology or take selfies, but I guess grandma’s everywhere are taking vagina pics now…I wouldn’t know, women die at 30 for me….but it’s not a complicated process….

This is so pixelated and distorted…and really could be anyone – but when I am emailed a tit and told it’s an actor from yesteryear, one of the American Classics, I mean Edward Scissor hands and every single movie in the 90s…25 years ago…I have no choice but to share …not that anyone reads this site, but if you did, you’d appreciate it.

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2014

01

Oct

Kate Moss Breast Cancer Awareness Pic of the Day

Here’s a philosophical question – if Kate Moss pulls out her tit for a Breast Cancer campaign – where her nipple gets edited out and replaced with a breast cancer ribbon – does it make a sound…

The answer is yes….yes it makes a fucking sound…the sound of my penis exploding because Kate Moss is amazing and her nipples are all over the fucking place and I don’t need nipples to get excited in pics of her because nipples are everywhere, breast cancer ribbons are the new nipples…Truth.

Posted in:Kate Moss

2014

01

Oct

Kelly Brook’s Seatbelt Hustle of the Day

Kelly Brook’s seatbelt tho…

You probably don’t know who this is, but she’s a UK Titty model and she is on the big titty prowl to get the paparazzi to remember she exists while in LA before she turns 40.

The whole thing is much more interesting when she’s starved herself for a week or two before her titty modelling gigs that make her low known…for her tits which when you have tits like this – I guess should be celebrated…and I guess they are – because I am writing about this…and shouldn’t be…I mean these are just tis.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

01

Oct

Nicole Meyer for TREATS! of the Day

Nicole Meyer is some model who is naked on the beach for TREATS! Magazine

She has the face of a girl calling favors on an old friend who ended up coming up with a pretty successful and popular magazine…in a “Hey Steve, remember that favor you owe me from when I posed naked for you back in our 20s”…but maybe it’s just the angle…

And I’m not complaining, because Treats! consistently brings naked babes, seduces naked babes to shoot naked, and that is good for the naked girl economy…

Posted in:Nicole Meyer

2014

01

Oct

Beyonce in her Underwear of the Day

Beyonce is in her underwear…but not in stolen pictures, I guess no one cares about seeing her get fucked by Jay Z, but I find that hard to believe, because it would be like a circus event worth a billion dollars of obnoxious.

I guess this is more of a why bother when she’s leaking the content herself in efforts to be some kind of sex symbol or interesting…despite being old and a mom.

Instead of being graceful and rich as fuck, post panty pics like a hooker trying to make it…

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures before, but also feel like I never want to see these pictures again, maybe they are old, maybe I blocked them out, maybe they are not that great, I mean they are Beyonce, it’d be hard for them to be great – even though she is pretty convinced that everything she does is great…

Posted in:Beyonce

2014

01

Oct

Rachel Bilson’s Kid Has Grown Up Fast of the Day

Here’s a picture of Rachel Bilson and her kid….who seems pretty fucking old considering that it feels like it was just a few months ago that she was finally knocked up, reminding us all that no one gives a fuck about Rachel Bilson – her pregnancy – or really anything that involves her – because when she had the opportunity to be scandalous and amazing – she moved to Canada to live in a farm with her Star Wars boyfriend/now baby daddy/ handler…When she should have been living life and flashing her cooter – she was playing housewife and milking beavers – and not the good kind you find in the magazines – and strip clubs or VIP room, but the Canadian kind. It’s a delicacy…beaver cheese, not just for crackwhores anymore…

Either way, we can always hope for the divorce that sends her single momming into a spiral of reliving the glory days she missed.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

01

Oct

Lizzy Caplan for Elle Canada of the Day

Lizzy Caplan is from some TV show that she gets naked in.

Now she is in a magazine – where she is not getting naked.

Offensive.

If her entire purpose is being someone who gets naked for money. Her fame is actually dependent on it. All media coverage that she does should involve her naked.

Otherwise, we’re just wasting tits here…tits that are willing to be seen – at least when they are in context of her “character” on a TV show that will launch her career – but tits nevertheless.

This could be much more interesting…

Posted in:Lizzy Caplan