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2014

21

Jul

stepLINKs of the Day

I mentioned that I saw a girl giving a guy a blow job in the park yesterday, but what I didn’t mention was that it was kind of my fault. Basically I was in a car that broke down outside of an American Apparel warehouse sale. So when waiting for the tow truck, we go inside to scope out some rugged hipster chicks. My friend decides to take advantage of the 8 dollar pant sale and starts trying on pants…I convince a hipster chick to put his dick in her mouth – you know for jokes…she does…and well…the next thing you know I’m in an apartment watching her get her face fucked – not really into the whole gang bang opportunity, but more importantly, not into the girl refusing to get naked in front of me, and making me leave before they fucked, which is really all I wanted to see…as blow job watching is pretty fucking gay…but sex has vagina you can divert your attention from the boner in the girl’s mouth…

What the experience reminded me, was that I am able to convince people to do anything…and there is something refreshing and amazing in that. My years as a reclusive in this prison I’ve built made me forget…

Here are some links…

Behati Prinsloo Gold Dug Good…
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So Many Big Tits…
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11 Dogs Who Play Fetch Their Own Way
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Lindsay Lohan Bikini…
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Naked Colombian Models with Soccer Players…
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Anastasia Ashley is So Slutty in her Bikini
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Jessica Alba is Hot Enough – at the Paying for Parking…
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Ashley Sky Bikini Model
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Beyonce’s 50 Shades of Grey Preview….
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Comic Book Characters You Want to See in Movies…
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Golf Refuses to Let American T.J. Oshie Shine…Best Fail Ever…
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Inglorious Fruit and Vegetables – Pretty Fucking Genius
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This is the FUcking Worst I’ve Ever Seen Katy Perry and her Fat Lower Body Look
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Emma Stone is Not Slutty Enough At all
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Game of Thrones Chick is Mad at British Airways and Took it to Twitter
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Mirror Selfies.
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NBA Players Declining Next Season
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10 Stayin’ Alive GIFS
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Abigail Clancy Showing Off Leg
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Selena Gomez in Some Weird Bra Top
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Kim Kardashian Butt Selfie
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Puppy Tries TO Drink Water From IPad
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Idiot Football Player of the Day
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Amy Willerton’s Bikini
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Lindsay Lohan – Bikini Monster
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Beyonce and Jay-Z Are Getting Divorced – But are Together for Money – Like all Good Opportunists Fuck
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Selena Gomez – Upskirt
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Kelly Brook is a Monster
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Paloma Kwiatkowski in her Underwear in Bates Motel
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Guy Donkey Punches his GF
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Dad and Daughter Hick Dance…
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Kanye West 1996 Freestyle..
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Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora – Together on Set
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Maria Menounos – Sluts it Up
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Taylor Swift Skirt Blowing in the Wind
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Girls in Workout Shorts!
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Rachel Bilson’s Pregnancy Pics of the Day
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Britney Hard Nipples
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Kat Graham Bikini Pics
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Candice Swanepoel Photoshoot
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Selena Gomez No More Implants…
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Heidi Klum’s 11 Year Old (the white one she had with a billionaire) is in High Heels
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Michelle Lewin Booty in the Air
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8 Loser Movie Characters You Should Feel Bad For
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Leonardo DiCaprio – Is Fat, Rich and Fucks Models.
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Panoramic Photo Fail
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Next Level Kid Science Fair Projects
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Thirsty Amateur
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Big Tits in a Skimpy Dress for the paparazzi
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Some Big Stupid Tits…
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Fat Girl Rope Swing Fail is So Good..
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Grapefruit Blowjob Weirdness
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Naked Amateur
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Horrible Girl Fight…
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Fast FCars and Big Titties
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Dakota Fanning – Hard Nipples!
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Homeless Man Gets Knocked the Fuck Out
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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2014

21

Jul

Lea Michele Thong Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why I feel compelled to do posts on Lea Michele in or out of a bikini. I don’t know why I like making fun of her fake relationship to her co-star who died. I mean anyone with half a fucking brain knows that she’s an ugly man-faced twat who thinks she’s hot, making a deadly combination – but not the kind of deadly that killed her “fiancé”, he needed heroin to put himself out of misery from the shame that comes with being linked to Lea Michele for ratings. It’s like motherfucker had to pretend he was into this, when he could have anything he wanted – it was contractual – like her pretending to mourn his death for a minute, until realizing she could ride it – right into a new relationship, new fiancé, and if she does it in bikini…people forget that other dude even died…

I don’t know, hollywood may be bullshit – but this ass in a brazilian cut is real..at least real enough because she’s got her back turned to us. Good girl..if you’re even a girl.

I mean…posting a gratuitous ass shot like this to instagram’s got nothing wholesome about it – this is “i like my ass, look at my ass, I am famous, we are all whores seeking attention”…something usually better executed with anal sex videos they accidentally leak…

Who cares.

TO SEE THE OFFENSIVE “She’s So In Love” Because People Talk About It CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lea Michele

2014

21

Jul

Ashley Sky See Through on the Runway of the Day

Ashley Sky may be a fake model…and she may have a shitty walk…and she may only matter because she had a boyfriend put money into her and try to make her famous…leading to instagram stardom early in the instagram game that the hip hop magazines were into…leaving her with no real marketable skill, but a desire to be more famous…leading to walking at bikini fashion shows…with the most awkward walk ever….But she is wearing a sheer top and showing her tits…and there’s nothing wrong with that…

If you’re gonna try to get more famous – or legitimate famous – after being fake famous – you might as well do it with your tits…

Here is the full fashion show…

Posted in:Ashley Sky

2014

21

Jul

Jessica Lowndes Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I look at this picture of Jessica Lowndes and so many things come rushing through my head…like how did I not know her, since we are both Canadian, and I pride myself on knowing every Canadian girl I want to have sex with, and if I don’t know them, that means they don’t exist, or maybe they escaped Canada to be low level famous in California, skipping all our Maple Syrup / Moose / Figure Skating / Igloo Parties…

I’m like thinking to myself, that ass is great, even if it is an instagram cry for attention, as we are in the generation of Hormones in the food, fat asses, made round with squats by girls with nothing better to do with their time…

I don’t care if it is a cry for attention, or a “Hey, I’m here”…I get to stare at it..like she wants us to do…

But then…I watch her “Boat Party Video”

And I realize she’s a fucking loser…I’m talking lame, boring, cheesy even with bad taste in music…loser who I wouldn’t want to be next to…unless she was sitting on my face…

The life lesson we can learn from Jessica Lowndes’ ass is that great ass doesn’t make great people…

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2014

21

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Amazing Bikini Photoshoot of the Day


I don’t know what these pics of Alessandra Ambrosio eating her lollipop in Brazil are for. I don’t care that she’s a half naked mom working the street corner all made up like the kind of mom’s I like to hang out with at 4 am while drunk and near a back alley…I just want to see the video.

I know the whole mom thing would me you think she has horrible Lollipop eating skills, and is more of “just put it inside me, I sucked your dick for 3 minutes” kind of girl…you know up on some “I don’t want to put effort into this, I’m Alessandra Ambrosio, you’re lucky I’m letting you touch me”…kind of blow jobber that’s not a blow jobber at all…but ends up a breeder – cuz sometimes…you get pregnant and when you’re catholic…sometimes…you don’t get the abortion you probably should…because Religion makes decisions for us…especially when conflicted titty models are the ones knocked up…it’s like you can shit on Jesus as a career getting naked for men to jerk off to you – even married men…but you can’t abort his babies…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

21

Jul

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Ass in Miami of the Day

LeAnn Rimes, Homewrecker, phoney Christian that the Christian market loves because they are trained to forgive their own when they sin, it’s a solid fucking market to connect with because they are dumb as fuck, throw money at scammers and buy into lies…like the whole Jesus thing…

So this borderline breast implanted hooker who pretends to be a singer and who in her defence is really just a product of a stage mom, and marketing, and the industry that eats girls up… by making them feel inadequate and useless…throwing money at them…to make more money off of them…so she could be a lot fucking worse…

She’s in her bikini…I am not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing…I just know it happened…and I am not offended by her ass as it eats all the bathing suit it can….but then again I’ve only been offended by one thing in recent years…a squirting video by a girl on tinder – 100 lbs too fat for her white trash pleather couch she was staining…but that has nothing to do with this sexual deviant at all..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2014

21

Jul

Kendall Jenner’s Love Magazine Cover of the Day

Kendall Jenner is naked in the new issue of Love Magazine. I don’t know if it will be actual nudity, implied nudity, or really worth looking at, I just know the cover was released today and they have a couple other version that don’t star Kendall Jenner…like the Adriana Lima cover and the Amy Adams cover…but they have clothes on – because I guess they aren’t as big of whores as the Jenners…

The whole Kardashian family is a scam, they don’t interest me, and I figure unless Kendall is following in her sister’s footsteps of getting peed on by black guys in video, there’s no point in looking at pics of her pretending to be a model because she can be a model…it is actually really easy work…

Nudity isn’t what it was…everyone is naked – and sure I’ll look – but a nipple isn’t going to blow my fucking mind…however…more hardcore stuff will…she should try that route even if they family consensus is that Kim did the dirty work, now we can focus on fake careers that our access let’s us think we have because we’re such a huge deal…bullshit…

But maybe this shoot will impress me, I guess we’ll have to wait and see, and I’ll tell you one thing, I’m not on the edge of my seat shaking in anticipation – who gives a fuck about this….

Posted in:Love Magazine

2014

21

Jul

Anastasia Ashley and Logan Fazio Bikini Pics of the Day

The paparazzi in Miami are pretty amazing. The main girl responsible for the off season “miami” celebrity bikini paparazzi pics is named Logan Fazio. Her ass is on the right of Anastasia.

She has basically created low level celebrities, using the paparazzi agencies to distribute her photos, and now she is taking it to the next level, by getting in front of the paparazzi while being paparazzi, only to create her own celebrity and when you have an Italian in Miami ass like that…you can’t go fucking wrong…

Now I don’t know what Anasatasia and her are doing, but I can only assume it is something sent from heaven to better the lives of all us perverts who are into nice fat assess in skimpy bikinis on the beach…

Maybe they are staring a girl group called the “bikini bandits” and this is them practicing their choreographed dance. Maybe this is the opening scene to a lesbian sex tape…yes…that’s what it is…because I’m old school and my lesbian sex doesn’t need to be in actual video…I can see it in my mind..

I guess the only fail in this is not enough toe touching….either way…Amazing….

I’m bummed I’m not here creeping on the beach, but rather on my couch in my own filth…because I could have been on the beach creeping…but chose to be on my couch in my own filth…

It’s all part of being a reclusive people…reclusives don’t go to Miami for bikini photoshoots…duh.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2014

21

Jul

Nina Agdal Brings a New Fetish of the Day

Maybe I am a little hard on Nina Agdal for being a broken down face, you know the kind of face that looks like it has an extra chromosome face…a little on the Downs Syndrome face…with a rocking’ body that people seems to focus on and ignore the face…but I can’t look past it…there are a lot of babes, hotter than this, better bodies and faces, who want to work in swimwear for free. They want to shoot for SI for free. Book one or two catalogs for 15-20k a year…and spend the rest of her time making appearances for 1000 dollars a day…while maintaining her “celebrity”…because it will find her a billionaire boyfriend who likes his wife to be in Sports Illustrated. It’s a status thing.

I don’t think Nina Agdal makes money. I don’t think she’s amazing. But she has this celebrity that she can use to carry her to the bedroom – a bedroom I was much more into last time she was in miami… REMEMEBER – WHEN A DUDE SHE FUCKED TOOK A NUDE PIC AFTER FUCKING HER – ….that was the Nina I liked…

Anyway, I hit her instagram, and this is apparently her new comedy routine – it’s weird…but you’ll jerk off to it – because you like her and you like mouths and more importantly…you like puppets…because puppets are all you’ve ever had…it makes your masturbation more playful.


TO SEE HER BIKINI PAPARAZZI ACTION

CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

21

Jul

Elle Macpherson’s 100 Year Old Bikini Body of the Day

THese pictures are old…not nearly as old as Elle Macpherson…but at least a few days old. I think I already posted them…or linked to them…but I am just so blown away that an ex model can look like this at whatever age this girl is…I just know that I’ve been jerking off to her since the late 80s and that’s a fucking long time ago…I mean I don’t even jerk off to girls born in the late 80s anymore..let alone someone in her 20s in the late 80s…

I mean I guess she just represents something that will never exist again. A model, who is famous for being a model, without all the instagram bullshit to make her a model…

IT’s like it didn’t matter if she was cool, or relevant, or anything when she hit…she just had to knock down doors and make people want to work with her based on her personality now star power…you know the kind of model they made famous and not that butt pics on instagram made famous…

I think she represents all that is good in the world…or all that was good – in a pre-internet era…and now she’s preserved herself…I don’t know how…but whatever she did – is good…so good…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elle Macpherson