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2014

10

Jun

Raquel Zimmermann by Henrique Gendre of the Day

Raquel Zimmermann is a Brazilian model….she’s over 30, which I guess means she’s dead and communicating with us through Ouija board, and by Ouija board I mean tit pics, because tit pics, bring any tired slag back to life, even if her tits aren’t that great, especially when those tits are model tits, because I guess 31 isn’t too old for it to be weird to look at, before being so old that it is ok to look at…I guess it’s one of those as long as she doesn’t have kids she can carry herself into her 40s gracefully, if taking nude pics is considered graceful, which to me it is, since that’s the only thing I am into these days, all that celebrity bullshit, red carpet bullshit always loses to a nice nude photoshoot…I guess I am hug concept and artistic like that…or maybe I just like tits…

I’ve POSTED HER TITS BEFORE, SHE’S NOT NEW TO THIS

THe photographer’s name is HENRIQUE GENDRE and he makes an old star model…seem worthy again…even if you have to focus only on the nipple to appreciate it …good job.

Posted in:Raquel Zimmermann

2014

10

Jun

Kait Schram for American Apparel of the Day

I generally don’t love giving companies free exposure, but I doubt me celebrating one of the American Apparel models they probably pulled out of their store to get naked and throw in a campaign is really going to have any impact on their overall sales – it is just showing support to a brand that doesn’t support me….however I do it for the girls…

The fact is this Kait Schram may be a nobody hipster who has probably booked a few decent hipster campaigns, that she did for free…but she’s getting slutty and naked for some creeper…for no real reason…other than having nothing to do…and that in and of itself…is worth celebrating..if posting pics of hipster tits is really considered celebrating…I guess when you have no friends and don’t leave your house it kinda is…but enough about you…here are her tits…doing the American Apparel, it’s ok to be naked hustle…cuz everyone is a model thanks to social medai…even real girls

UPDATE – KAIT SCHRAM IS A SIGNED MODEL WITH FORD. SHE WENT TO A CASTING. NOT A DOV CHARNEY EMPLOYEE MEETING. AND I AM IN LOVE WITH HER.

Posted in:Kait Schram

2014

10

Jun

Camille Rowe in Lingerie of the Day

Camille Rowe is a french model, who in being from France has DONE A BUNCH OF TOPLESS SHIT … Because in France, topless is the equivalent of wearing shirts, and anal is the equivalent of giving someone you meet in a club your number… They just do things differently and seeing her fall off that path of nude model…to become a reputable, Victoria’s Secret contract girl, making all kinds of money annoys me.

You see, I’m not her drug dealing boyfriend who sees her making 1,000,000 dollars a year as a good thing, if anything it is horrible news, because the second she gets paid, the less naked she’ll get even if it’s no big deal, and the more annoying she’s going to become..

There’s this fine line of almost making it, but still too poor to remain hungry, that this girl has surpassed and these corporate pics, just prove that…She’s a fucking titty sell out…

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Camille Rowe

2014

10

Jun

Greer Grammer Celeb Daughter Tits of the Day

I think it is important that we cover Nepotism titties at least once a week. Whether it was Lily Allen topless in 2010 yesterday, or Ireland Baldwin pretty much everyday, there’s something magical about the specific breed of human that grows up with famous, self involved, coke addicted, slut and hooker fucking dad’s who have a lot of money to throw at their little princesses, in totally irresponsible ways, because ultimately, they are still kids and never grew up too…and ultimately, they are babied by everyone around them too..

It’s like, being raised in a rich, luxury filled crackhouse with crazy people, drawing you right into the scene when you come of age, because it’s really easy fucking money when everyone opens the door to you knowing you are Frasier’s daughter…not that Frasier really matters today, but he did in the 90s when she was growing up, and he’s still got stupid money to throw at her… making her a brat, who knows how important it is to have no soul and get naked or show titty if it means getting noticed…

I am fan of this breed of human, I think they come with far more crazy than their parents before them..and that to me is amazing….enough…to want to be around…and by be around I mean to stare at their titties..

Posted in:Greer Grammer

2014

10

Jun

Quinta Witzel Titties for S Magazine of the Day

I don’t really dig this model one bit. She looks like a man, and not in a Brazilian, tall and broad hard faced and probably a man kind of way. You know sometimes Trannies can be substantially more feminine that actually women, because they try harder…this one, Quinta Witzel,

But I do like the shoot, because it has Disney toys integrated, something you’ve probably used in your bag of tricks when luring girlfriends into your van at the school yard…you fucking weirdo…

Or maybe you’re just into Disney because it is the happiest place on earth and more importantly, the only girls who will ever fuck you are the kind of fat, cat owning girl obsessed with all things Disney and donuts, because that’s what white trash fat chicks in their early 40s who have never been married are into…I know this because I spent 2 months in Florida.

Either way, Quinta Witzel, is pushing 6 foot, still a model, and showing her tits in S Moda, which in and of itself makes her hard, not so feminine features totally acceptable…because so many girly girls aren’t showing me their tits right now…meaning Quinta Witzel just won motherfuckers.

Posted in:Quinta Witzel

2014

10

Jun

Remember When Rebecca Gayheart Killed Someone? Same. Of the Day

Here’s a friendly reminder that when you are a self involved, narcissistic celebrity….and you talk on your cell phone while driving in a frenzy to get to your hair appointment and run over a poor kid who was Illegally crossing the street…even though the cars in front of you stopped to let him cross…killing him…only to hire great lawyers and you get off the charges because you’re rich and famous…life goes on like you never ran over the kid…

So somewhere a broken mother hasn’t recovered from the loss of her kid, yet here is Rebecca Gayheart attended red carpet events with kids of her own…celebrating never doing any time for her crime…even though today it would be called vehicular manslaughter and motherfucker would be behind bars like a walmart truck driver…

I’ve covered this in the past, because I find it ridiculous that she didn’t go to jail HERE

I was also way more into her Eric Dane threesome sex tape that her lawyers, probably the same ones who got her off of murder charges, deleted from the internet…

But here she is at an event, not cuz she’s hot or showing nipple, but because she’s a horrible fucking person…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rebecca Gayheart

2014

10

Jun

Girl Pisses on the Bus…and Other Videos of the Day

The Dude who stoop in a parking spot for 20 mins….

Feminist Fail

Tricking the Sleeping Fireman

2 Dumb Girls on an Electric Bike

Scooter Flip

The Worst Public Sex at 6 am Ever

Posted in:Videos

2014

10

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

You know what, I’ve learned to love and respect the fat girls and the old ladies and the women I would otherwise never masturbate to, but who happen to be the only ones who like me on TINDER…

In the past, I would troll are sext and the nudes they send me, but now I just embrace them and think, wow these women are just horny and way nicer than bitchy hot chicks…

I think I’ve grown to understand why guys end up with fat chicks and ugly chicks and old chicks..

They are just easier to deal with, and according to my research, really into masturbating a lot…

Here are some links…

15 Asshole Pets
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Start Today with Thigh Gaps!
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Hot Chicks Playing Soccer
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Halle Berry Pays 16,000 a Month in Child Support
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Drunk Jessica Simpson is the BEst
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Apparently – OJ’s Son Killed Nicole –
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Family Feud Gone Nuts
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Lena Dunham Performs with SIA
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Car Wast Stun is FUnny
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FEMEN SUCKING PUTIN DILDOS
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I once tipped a cam girl so much she got pregnant and now we live happily ever after in the suburbs….
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Kelly Brook Instagram Cleavage!
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A Bunch of Goofy Girls!
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Brad Pitt’s Homemade Brangelina Shirt
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Intense Spiderman Statue
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Growth of a Strawberry!
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Side Boob of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

09

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Girls have it so easy..they always get what they want and even the fattest of chicks can monetize sex…

The only thing I’ve ever got from sex was herpes, a few headaches, and even beat the fuck up by her husband…but never money or

Here are some stepLINKS…

Today in Huge Fucking Tits!
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Doogie Howser Dry Humps Orlando Bloom’s Face
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Charli Xcx Flashes her Panties
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Top 10 Celebs Fronting
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Some Babe Named Chloe Sims in a Bikini
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Jay Z’s Side Piece in a Bikini
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12 Reasons Why Getting in Shape for the Summer is a Bad Idea
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A Lot of Reasons Why Working Out for the Summer is a Good IDea
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WWE Style FIght Broke Out and it’s Funny
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Emily Ratajkowski T GO

Abigail Clancy – Amazing in a Bikini in Hawaii
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Tracy Morgan’s Killer has Twitter and he Tweeted Dumb Shit
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Rachel McAdams and Jake Gyllenhaal Get their FUck ON
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10 Best Orange is the Ne Black Moments So Far
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Different Ways to Recycle a Coke Bottle
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Car Selfies!
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Drop Dead Fred – Has Dropped Dead
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Joanna Krupa Amazing in a Bikini in Miami
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Eva Green is Creepy
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Vintage Movie Nudity
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J.Lo in Concert is Pretty Funny
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Herd of Goats
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Eliza Gonzalez is Hot as Fuck
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Audi Welcomes Back Porsche
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Jurassic Park Actor Gets Arrested for Rape….
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Lightning Strikes Moving Pick-Up Truck
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A Bunch of Pics of miss USA
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Miley Cyrus Concert Pics
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Some Chick named Paloma in a See Through Dress
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Kelly Brook in Lingerie for Some Shitty Magazine
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Katy Perry Hard Nipples
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Remember Melanie Iglesias…
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Andie Macdowell has Slutty Daughters
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AnnaLynne McCOrd’s Hard Nipples
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Sofia Vergara Wants to Make Babies Inside Her
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Nic Cage Everywhere!
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GoPro Urban Downhill
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Rita Ora has Great Tits
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Nicki Minaj is SLutty on a Motorbike
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Coed Topless Pulp fiction Appreciation Hipster Party in the park with tits…
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Tandem Sky Divers have a Disagreement
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Drunk Jessica Simpson is Amazing
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Maria Sharapova is a Winner
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Mexican Wrestler Eats It
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Vanessa Hudgens Hides her Face
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The Best Big Titty Neknominating Ever
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More Pics of Jay Z’s Side Bitch
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Aubrey O’Day is Hot in Concert
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Some Soccer Trick Shots for the World Cup
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15 Reasons why VEEP Character Selina Meyer Would Make a Good President
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Chelsea Handler and Sandra Bullock are BFF
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Girls in Sports Bras!
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Sting Claps Amazing
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How About a Bunch of Tan Lines
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Skid Row’s Phil Varone is a Swinger and Here’s his new Movie!
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Street Performer Loses Bladder Control…
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Find Cougar’s To Fuck
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Some Girls Shave
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Is This a Medical Procedure?
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Bikini Of the Day
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Greek Slut in a Bikini
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Classy Public Piss of the Day
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Beach Day!
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Skid Row’s Phil Varone is a Swinger and Here’s his new Movie!
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Amazing Naked Girl of the Day
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support The Coolest Sex Toy Ever!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

09

Jun

Izabel Goulart for LUI Magazine of the Day

LUI MAGAZINE has it all figured out. They are a French Magazine, so they like tits, and nudity and they are seriously dialled the fuck in, because they get top models totally naked for top photographers they’ve already done:

Magdelena Frackowiak / RIHANAN /GISELE / KATE MOSS / ANJA RUBIK / MAGLOSIA BELA / SAHARA RAY / MAGGIE DURAN / JOSEPHINE SKRIVER / EDITA VILKECIUTE / CLEMENCE POSEY / MALGOSIA BELA / ISABELI FONTANA / FIND OUT MORE AT LUI MAGAZINE

And now they’ve gone and got instagram fitness icon who you may remember from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…Izabel or Iza to her friends Goulart and made her hard body, and hard face look really fucking nice…and half naked…and that ass…holy shit that ass…I am in love with all the product of all the squats I’ve been watching her do over the course of her instagram career…I feel like I’ve been there for the ride as some kind of mentor or coach…who had zero involvement in any of this…I just stared…and will continue to stare…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart