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2014

13

May

Ashley Benson Hot for Complex of the Day

Ashley Benson Springbreaker who had a threesome with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco, I think, I don’t really remember that movie as it was shit, but inspired young girls to wear skimpy bikinis and whore out, is this Month’s complex girl…and she looks amazing, but maybe I am just blinded by the fact that she’s busty and not looking as dumpy as she normally does…

She’s really famous in the younger market, is the face of that generation of hipster mainstream kids…because everyone’s an edgy hipster…thanks to the internet now…and I am all about this shit…

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2014

13

May

Chuy Bravo’s Hardcore Porn of the Day

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My Mexican brother, Chuy Bravo, is the latest and probably the greatest in Celebrity Sex Tapes….

The great minds at VIVID.COM have done it again….and I really think this is the best celebrity porn yet…better than all the other SEX TAPES and I GOT THE EXXXCLUSIVE CLIP

I wasn’t going to post it here, because I try to keep dick, penetration and all the good stuff off the site, you know fighting being a porn site the last 10 years, even though people think I am…Even though I just like documenting sex and weirdness, celebrity bullshit and the fall of our society…and sex and weirdness this fucking video is…

I mean it’s comedic, satire, art…midgets and fat chicks talking all mexican and shit…fucking genius. It feels like something you picked up in a market in Tijana in 89, back when Chuy was just a young midget.

This is totally fucking insane sex tape news….Chuy Bravo… the comedic relief on the Chelsea Handler show, looking for extra money in all the right places, probably not working with Chelsea Handler, and reality is that being a clown all his life has probably left him no real dignity or shame and he just knows his place in the world….

Like most dude, just likes fucking chicks and figures if he can get paid to do it, he’s won…

Or maybe Chelsea Handler, in their years together, has taught him the valuable lessons of being a whore to get ahead, not that she actually talks to him, he’s just there to make her seem funnier, something to mock to distract from her talentless ass…an ass that every exec has seen….

But this isn’t about Chelsea Handler. It’s aboug CHUY BRAVO, her little “friend” and his attempt at porn…and from the exclusive clip I was sent…it’s fucking perfect.

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What it comes down to is that I love SEX TAPES , I love ridiculousness, I love when the two merge, because it keeps things interesting.

Never in my life would I think that the little dancing monkey on Chelsea Handler would have a sex tape…but he does, and that’s fucking amazing…life changing. Even revolutionary.

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2014

13

May

Alison Brie in Vanity Fair of the Day

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Alison Brie is some average looking girl, which doesn’t matter because she’s an actress and not a model, and because she has big tits…

TV is filled with average looking people, who get a fan base because people are retards and get sucked into the show, they see girls on TV, playing the babe and assume they are the babe…It’s an optical illusion and the same reason you buy shit from infomercials, you pathetic fuck…

I prefer when SHE’S DOING WEIRD LESBIAN VIDEOS IN VINTAGE LINGERIE to this mom in a bathing suit hiding her flaws shit…

But I guess now that he show is over, she’ll be putting in more effort to get noticed, as the pay checks have dried up…

It doesn’t matter…I’m posting it anyway, as a glimpse of what is to come.

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2014

13

May

Vanessa Hudgens VS Creeper of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens posted this picture of her sniffing flowers…and it turns out my new fetish is sniffing flowers. Not because I find Vanessa Hudgens hot, but I like any bullshit reason or excuse to get a girl face down/ass up….clothed or not…just doesn’t matter as long as it happens…and based no the guy in the background..I am going to assume I am not the only one…

The highlight of Vanessa Hudgens career to date was when she leaked nude pics with a rocking’ bush. Only to pretend they were shot when she was 17, in efforts to make the internet erase them, even thought the internet never really forgets…it was a glimpse into her true colors of a Disney girl who’s mom taught at a young age, you suck dick for your dreams bitch…

I’m sure she likes to think Springbreakers was the peak, you know some Ashley Benson lesbian sex with James Franco…but she was dumpy as fuck when they shot that…but this, dumpy or not is pretty good, and like the dude in the background, I’m just gonna stare, even though I don’t give a fuck about Vanessa Hudgens.

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2014

13

May

Kate Bock for GQ of the Day

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Kate Bock is some Canadian model from Vancouver, who made it big being in Sports Illustrated, like so many other girls who have been in Sports Illustrated, and I guess hasn’t really made it big at all, but probably thought she did when she booked Sports Illustrated, because it is what girls dream of…it’s some bullshit stamp of approval that isn’t even a stamp of approval anymore, but was in the 80s, when the media was set up differently…

My assumption is that she slept with one of the SI photographers, and he snuck her in, because there’s no real reason she got in an other babes didn’t…she’s barely worked…

Maybe I’m just mad, I didn’t find her on her quest to get in SI, before getting what she wanted, because eager Canadian bitches are the easiest to convince to sit on your face at the igloo festival when drunk on maple syrup.

Here she is in GQ.

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2014

13

May

Emily DiDonato in Bathing Suits for H&M of the DAy

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Emily DiDonato is a Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret model, something that is far less prestigious than it probably once was, as every girl I seem to see modelling, both clothed and nude, has been in shoots for either or both….

But that doesn’t mean she’s not hot, when getting paid by H&M…to do pretty much the same fucking thing…

She’s not hot because Emily DiDonato has had Jake Gyllenhaal inside her…or more likely, she’s been inside Jake Gyllenhaal, because he’s a total fucking poofter…I know..we’ve had a fight before…

So here’s another half naked campaign…that may not be interesting, but that made her 10-30 thousand dollars for a day of work…

All this to say, I prefer WHEN I CAN SEE HER NIPPLES

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2014

13

May

Rita Stripping On Stage for Calvin Klein of the Day

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Rita Ora is the busty UK popstar who was brought to America to replace Rihanna, you know the stand-in Rihanna for the label once Rihanna either dies, kills herself or needs to disappear back to the islands when the powers that be decide her work is done…

But like at shadows, or whatever they are called, you know the back-up replacement, waiting for the star to die off, Rita Ora is getting feisty and eager to have some success on her own…

And I guess, her music, that I don’t think I’ve ever heard isn’t’ doing it for her, so now she’s turned to publicity stunts paid for by Calvin Klein, because this is a publicity stunt paid for by Calvin Klein, making her a hooker, in a different capacity…but still a hooker and I guess get paid when you can..and when it involves stripping…that’s good, honest work to me….

It’s safe to say when brands are paying girls to strip…the world is headed in the right direction..

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2014

13

May

Hannah Saul in Bikinis of the Day

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Here are some pictures that a photographer named Andrew shot…of a model named Hannah Saul, who I just followed on the internet and learned a very interesting thing according to her “bio”…and that is that she’s a Christian…

I figure there’s nothing more Christian than stripping down to your underwear, having your picture taken for a brand to exploit your image to sell product made by kids in third world countries who were exploited, in exchange for money…oh maybe when dudes masturbate to your image…that could be more Christian…I mean isn’t this what the church created NUNS for to begin with? Or is that Catholicism, am I missing the point, I just listened to Christian Radio the whole way to Florida, I’m talking 30 fucking hours, and it’s safe to say…the shit is not about this life…but if it makes Hannah Saul feel better about her work, being Christian, that this is her missionary work for the religion…I’m into it…cuz if Church was more porny, I’d probably be a believer…

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2014

13

May

Gigi Paris for Steve Shaw of the DAy

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Her name is Gigi Paris and I think I am in love with her…

I’ve been following her on instagram for a while, even though I hardly use INSTAGRAM to stalk girls the way I am sure most dudes who aren’t desensitized or around girls all the time stalk girls…I mean 80 percent of instagram traffic is dudes using it to either jerk off to tricks or try to sleep with tricks…it’s a hot bed for creepers…and I’m by far not the most creepy, since that would require work…I’m much more into following girls into the bathroom, their bedroom, home when I see them on the bus…you know real life romance, because I won’t let the internet ever ruin that for me…

So it was with great joy that I saw these pics that Steve Shaw, the photographic genius founder of TREATS posted…from a campaign he booked her for,,

Her little model implants look so good, but they’d look better in my mouth, probably not visually for other people, I haven’t shaved in 6 months or more, but from a POV…because I’m in love and that’s how love manifests itself…

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2014

13

May

Cara Delevingne Lookin’ Rough of the Day

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I like to think these are pictures of Cara Delevingne after a 12 hour cocaine and pussy eating binge. You know all rough and rugged like a hooker, even though her family is too rich for her to ever really be a hooker, at least not as a career, but maybe as a hooker state of mind or hooker morals and values, since there’s really a fine line between being a model, and a hooker, only the models technically use their body for money, and they also sleep with the rich guys or girls or producers or brand managers, sure it is technically fucking for free, but there’s always an upside…but I guess we can say that about anyone…and really the only reason I am posting this is because I like a made-up, beat up, exhausted looking girl…whether it is from 13 hours of a photoshoot, or 13 hours at a rave, they look like they equally smell like sweaty pussy…or in this case, Michele Rodriguez’s sweat pussy from the scissoring, since you know Cara hasn’t showered since they broke up…it’s her thing…

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