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2014

18

Apr

Christina Milian Booty for Instagram of the Day

Christina Milian posted this picture on Instragram, because it’s a #selfie generation and people are so self involved, especially low level hookers like Christina Milian…that they need to post pictures of their ass that they have a friend take to show off their ass but try to pull it off as s subtle and fun thing to do….when clearly it’s an intentional “I love my ass, compliment my ass, I’m a mom who threw away her career to be a host on the Live Shows of the VOICE, just give me a like, my attention seeking, broken soul needs it”…

Which brings up a funny situation, that instagram is less about the photos you take, and more about the photos taken of you, like some sort of egotistical “look at me” photo album I fucking hate looking at…because there’s not enough spread asshole and too much of this cry for attention when pretending not to cry for attention bullshit.

Fuck you Christina Milian and fuck your baby you neglect because you’re too busy pretending your friend accidentally snapped a pic of your ass, that you accidentally uploaded to your fucking instagram and wrote a desciption to like oops…

Posted in:Christina Milian

2014

18

Apr

Keri Russell Nipples for Malibu of the DAy

I think I must have had a traumatic Felicity experience when Felicty was on TV, because in the core of my soul, I think Keri Russell is the fucking worst.

I’ve been drunk the better part of 3 decades, so I can’t place the exact moment I hated her and wanted her to burn a fiery death which was seemingly appropriate because of her fiery pubic haired crotch..

I mean was it during the Mickey Mouse Club era, or was it that she didn’t whore out when she had the opportunity, and now doing it years later makes me angry that she wasted perfectly good youth…or was it that I knew a virgin loser who was really in love with her and her show, I worked with him and had to hear about Felicity recaps every fucking week….

I just know hard nipples in Malibu magazine or not, she’s the enemy…

Posted in:Keri Russell

2014

18

Apr

Andrea Lehotska Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Sometimes all a good Friday needs is some nude pics of Andrea Lehotska and her bush…

Sure, you’ve never heard of her, because you are an idiot…but more importantly, because you don’t keep track of Miss Slovakia contestant for Miss Universe from 2001…because even in 2001…which was 13 fucking years ago…you didn’t care about Miss Slovakia from Miss Universe contest…

She’s apparently gone onto great things, like stuff I don’t give a fuck about, that went down in Europe…but turns out her best work was these nude pics that are probably 10 years old, but that have solid bush, and that is all I need to justify posting them, on today, an otherwise not naked enough day….

Posted in:Andrea Lehotska

2014

18

Apr

Cris Urena Poses in Lingerie for H&M of the Day

Cris Urena is a Domincan / American fashion model who’s name reminds me of pissing on girls…because girls love that shit…even when they pretend they don’t, just ask Kim Kardashian, but more import I love that shit.

She’s 22, she’s worked for Victoria’s Secret and I guess they are lending her out to H&M like H&M was Leonardo DiCaprio to help make her famous…and bikini or not, I’m still thinking about how her name is Urine…

Posted in:Cris Urena

2014

18

Apr

Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, Heather Marks Birthday Party Pics of the Day

Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, and Heather Marks, got together because I guess it was a reunion from the lab their tall, blonde model asses were created in…and since the pilot project worked, their evil scientist creator, clicked on the “come back home button”….where they celebrated their collective birthdays since they all come from the test tube….

This is what human research in Nazi germany was trying to accomplish…I guess…and the tragedy in all this is that I wasn’t invited to this party…or more importantly, that this party didn’t happen on my face…

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

2014

18

Apr

Anne Hathaway’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

I am starring at Anne Hathaway’s underserving Oscar winning ass in a pair of leggings that are designed to look like they are the heavens…you know all blue sky peppered with clouds…but I don’t think this is heaven, even if this egotistical cunt things it is, as shit rubs up in between her gaping mound…in fact, I don’t even find her in spandex interesting, because she’s not that interesting, and the older I get I realize it’s not about the shape of the ass, or the meatiness of a vagina that matters when it comes to a girl…it’s about her personality, or at least the one she projects to the media, because it’s the #selfie generation, and no one is authentic as they work on branding themselves, especially not famous bitches.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Anne Hathaway

2014

18

Apr

Farah Holt in a Bikini of the Day

I am a huge fan of Farah Holt

Sure, I have not followed her on social media, even after posting her nipple back in 2013, and not because I am playing hard to get, but because I wasn’t really inspired to remember who she is…

But that doesn’t mean this love isn’t real…even if I don’t know she really exists, because these bikini pics are real…and when bikini pics of her or any girl for some bullshit campaign drop, I feel nothing but romance…

Maybe it’s got nothing to do with her tall, skinny, UK model body, and everything to do with bikini pics…no matter how boring the shots are…but who’s asking questions when all I am thinking about is the snorkel I’ll need to use to breath when I bury my face in her ass…

Posted in:Farah Holt

2014

18

Apr

Naked Artist Laying Eggs and Other Videos of the Day

I don’t know anything about this artist, other than that she’s amazing and shoving eggs filled with paint in her, only to lay them on a canvas from a ladder set-up, completely naked in public…because that’s the way art is meant to be…

Sure, it’s a bullshit stunt, on some college art school level, but she’s naked and laying paint eggs and that’s the kind of college art school level stunt I am into…

There is an uncensored version – that they are trying to make me buy and I don’t like this shit that much….

Here’s a weird interview with a Miami Tranny…

This is pretty intense, but I’m glad that Youtube is monetizing this shit…

Here’s a chicken walking into a child’s hug…for EASTER

Chinese Fireman VS Flaming Propane Tank

Here’s a Truck VS Bridge

Posted in:Videos

2014

18

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Everyone thinks I am an asshole because I make fun of models and actresses and point out their flaws, their imperfections and the fact that they are overrated cunts.

What they don’t know, is that I am actually just a Robin Hood, who steals from the overrated bitches and gives to the rugged fucking pigs…

Because I meet and go down on some questionable women, and motherfucker I romance them, I tell them I love them and want to be with them forever, even though I don’t and I’m not blind, but for those 3 minutes before I cum in their asses, it’s all love for them and they feel great…

I am a hero.

Here are some morning links…while I wash this smell off my face.

Coachella Picture of the Day
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Alessia Tedeschi in Animal Print
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Girls Bending Hot…
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Old Bitch Face of the Day
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James Franco is Really Good at Taking Criticism
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THESE GIRLS ARE AMAZING….
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Victoria Beckham’s Life is Better than Yours
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Kirsten Dunst’s Thoughts on the Casting Couch..
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Shia Lebeouf One Pant Man Gif is Jokes…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

My new strategy with hookers and sluts who want the void in their souls filled with a peni, is to pull a bitch move and tell them that they don’t make me feel special, and like I am the only cock they want…and I do it by telling them they have cankles…

That may not make sense to you, which is good because it doesn’t make sense to them either…but it does make them feel insecure about their cankles and that is funny…

Here are some stepLINKS

Mrs Doubtfire 2 is Happening….
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11 Amazing Things Jesus Would Do
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Heidi Klum Topless Topless Bikini
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Serena Williams Bikini Body…
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Some Cunt with a Green Smoothie
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John Hamm Cried During Frozen
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras…
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SLUT of the Day
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Some Bella Thorne Photoshoot of the DAy
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Kim Kardashian as Audrey Hepburn
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Hot as Fuck Canadian Pole Vaulter Ass…
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Will Arnett is Dumping Amy Pohler Cuz She Sucks
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Amanda Seyfried Legs in Shorts…
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Kendall and Kylie Sweet Ass In Bikini Thongs
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Criminal of the Day
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The Next Avatar has been Found
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Mini Masters Crazy Golf…
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Naked Girl from Primal Fear…
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Sallie Axl Upskirt!!
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Christina Aguilera’s Huge Pregnant Tits
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Kids UNder 12 Partying! For the Perverts
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Courtney Stodden is an ANgel
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A Man Versus Nature’s Vagina….
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Dita Vont Teese is So Retro…
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Bianca Beauchamp Work Out Instagram…
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Artists Who Got Rich Before they Died
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Taylor Swift Surprises a Fan
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Keri Russell Bare Ass
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One Big Hollywood Cunt
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Great Connect the Dots Puzzles
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Teens Almost Burn To Death
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Shakira in Panties for a Magazine
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Christ Bearer Is Hated By the Wu-Tang Clan
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Leighton Meester Cleavage
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Erin Andrews Filming a Commercial
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Short And Dumpy – The Real Kim Kardashian
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Classy Family Picnic
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Selena Gomez for Adidas
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28 Birthday Traditions From Around the World…
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Amanda Seyfried Dumpy as Fuck
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Tom Cruise Did Buy Laura Prepon
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Kate Middleton’s Playing Cricket…
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Glee Rivals
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Miley Cyrus Needs Her Ass Fucked. She Keeps Begging For It…
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Petra Cubonova in a Bikini
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Amazing Rosie Huntington-Whitely 2006 Terry Richardson Pics….
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Girls Who Are in Bed
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Hot Models COming Out of the Water
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So Many Asians
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Lookin Down Erin Andrews’ Shirt
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Shia LeBeef Only Owns One Pair of Pants
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Girl Trolling Delivery Guy
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A girl and her Vibe
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Butt DIldo
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Brett Rossi Topless Viking….
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Powerful in Store Pissing….
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Some Porno for Mormons
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Big Tits Masturbating
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I Want to Have Sex with DJ Megan Daniels
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS