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2014

28

Feb

Beyonce in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Beyonce is pretty proud of herself for losing weight…in efforts to stay competitive with Rihanna…you know all girls, even at that level of celebrity are all about winning…the only reason they are even famous is their competitive drive and ego that tells them they are better than everyone…so when they start feeling a little plus sized in comparison to the other girl in their husband’s life, the girl who makes him huge money, starvation and fitness to have one more go at being a sex symbol is the only option…and when you meet your goals…you exploit that shit and put that ass in everything you do…you post the bikini pics and you make people talk…because this window is only open for a minute…maximize your time…

Posted in:Beyonce

2014

28

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens is a Mermaid of the Day

Hairty little troll Vanessa Hudgens shaved down and slipped into some used mermaid costume some charity called Project Mermaids that is trying to save ocean side villages or some shit…which I guess is a good cause…but I think is more of some pervert’s excuse to make mermaid fetish videos and photoshoots for his masturbation…

It happened in July, but they posted this to instagram the other day so I’ll just roll with it…it’s for a good cause…and weirdos with mermaid fetishes…

Here is a behind the scenes video…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

28

Feb

Eniko Mihalik in Some Shoot of the Day

Eniko Mihalik is some model who’s most important move in her career was when she showed her HIPSTER BUSH for LUI Magazine…because I fucking love a nice trimmed bush and I link to help spread the Bush love to the world so that they know that a bald pussy isn’t the best kind of pussy but rather just false marketing we can blame the Kardashians for…

This shoot for Vogue isn’t all that good, there is no bush, but I feel the need to help keep bush models relevant…

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik

2014

28

Feb

Cop Beating up a Girl and Other Videos of the Day

I don’t know the story behind this girl getting punched in the face by a cop, I just know it happened at a high school and that the girl was resisting arrest, but seriously, he’s a cop and should be able to handle a teen girl without punching her in the fucking face…

Guy throwing up only for a girl to slip on it…

Here’s an armed robber getting owned…

Posted in:Videos

2014

28

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was very happy to be sitting next to two normals talking about hardcore porn, prolapsed assholes, and other really vulgar porn shit…

It brought me hope that we are fucking winning and infiltrating the masses…

Exctiting…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Bad Girls Bend at the Waist
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Old and Fat Mila Kunis is Engaged
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Cheap Beer Reviewed by a Wine Expert
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CAM GIRLS MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE…
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The Moments when you Realized NBA Players Were Done
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Bonnie Rotten in a Music Video
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Leah Remini Left Scientolgy for her Kids
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Naked Girl in Military Gear…
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The Best ATM REceipts Ever
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

27

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are two things that haven’t got me the girl I was trying to have sex with….

The first was when a girl asked me about my mother and I told her that she died giving birth to me…which lead to my nickname that based on my skill set is very appropriate…Pussy KIller…

The other is telling a girl who is texting me while driving that if she dies, I want dibs on her corpse to have sex with, not because I am a necrophiliac, but because I want her to get the fame and to be internationally known, and I’m willing to sacrifice myself for her…which you would think would get you some love…but instead just gets me ignored…

That said…Here are some links…

Miley Cyrus Killed Robin Thicke’s Marriage
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The Best ATM Receipts LEft Behind Ever – Check Out the Loser Who Can’t Break 100 Million
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Hot Girls Riding Bikes.
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Hofit Golan – Vagina Flash
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Michelle Obama on Parks and Rec
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The Necks of Pawn Stores
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Olivia Wilde Pregnant
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Jessica ALba on the Cover of Nylon
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Pyshco Bitch Confesses to Killing Mom
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Awesome Pic of a Baby Holding a Riffle
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Kelly Brook Ass in Leggings
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Jon Gosselin Poems…
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Showin’ Them How It is Done…
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Rihanna and her Mustache
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Ashely Benson TIght Jeans
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Here is a Crusty Jizz Sock
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Assholes of New York
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Alicia Rountree in a See Through Wet Shirt
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Hot Nude Model
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Lana Del Rey in Shorts
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Pornstars in Thongs
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Doutzen Kroes Does Vogue…
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7 Acts of Animal Kindness
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Carol Alt VS Kate Upton
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What is J.Lo Wearing
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This Oscar Voter Hated Meryl Streep
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Miley Cyrus – Show Off Them Pussy Lips Girl!
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In The Ring with Ronda Rousey
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Creepy Exorcism on the Workout Machine
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Emily Ratajkowski Titty
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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BEST WAY TO INTERACT WITH GIRLS ALWAYS !!!
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Black and White Masturbation
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Anal Squirt
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Public Street Fuck!!
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Noelle Easton Takes a Bath
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This is a Solid Short Short Fail…
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Double Penetration Break Down
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So Mant Smut GIFS
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Give Her an Orgasm – She Will Love It and Let You Fuck Other Girls…
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Fisting Video of the Day
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FUCK GIRLS!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

27

Feb

Rosalind Lipsett in Her Pink Bikini of the Day

Her name is Rosalind Lipsett….I follow her on INSTAGRAM…I’ve talked about her before…you know who she is…and if you don’t you’re an idiot…but we already know that…

That said, she is an Irish bikini model, who lives in LA and who stripped down into a bikini for a Spring Break themed shoot…that unlike actual spring break, that is is happening in colleges across the nation the next few weeks…don’t smell like all the date rape and new herpes outbreaks that happen when half naked and drunk idiots come together for organized parties…during a season that tarnishes the genitals of many young people, the season that accounts for a lot of Plan B sales, the season that guidos work out all year for….but rather smell quite lovely, like a dream, and not just because she is an Irish girl who looks amazing in a bikini…and who is tanned….and lovely…when all the Irish girls I’ve seen are fat, scary, booze soaked monsters, while Rosalind…is a fantasy…the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow…the leprechaun I only see when I do narcotics…the fantasy that based on these pics…is a fucking reality…

I hope to see a lot more of this one…

FOLLOW ROSALIND ON INSTAGRAM

Posted in:Rosalind Lipsett

2014

27

Feb

Anastasia Krivosheeva Hot for Purienne of the Day

I follow Purienne on instagram…he is a photographer who takes pretty next level pictures of pretty next level girls…

So in my nightly instagram masturbation…I saw him post a picture or two from this set with model Anastasia Krivosheeva…a model who in the event you didn’t’ realize by her insane fucking name…is Russian…and unlike other Russians, who end up as mail order brides or cam girls, she’s made it to America and is signed to some pretty heavy hitting model agencies….which means that she’s pretty fucking top tier…that or she has Russian Billionaire parents, which is possible…because not all hot Russian babes are poor as shit and desperate…just the majority of them…

I don’t know what this is for…but I know it’s perfect…seriously…

Posted in:Anastasia Krivosheeva

2014

27

Feb

Football Boner of the Day

So according to Paula Deen, this Black guy in the NFL came out…and according to people watching this video…he has what could be a boner in spandex because as a gay guy…spandex probably makes him feel like a pretty little lady…or more importantly…as a gay guy…he’s probably feeling like he’s on set of a gay porn he’s starring in…all those strong muscular professional athletes bending and stretching in front of him…oh shit just wait for the locker room…where you know he’s grabbing his ankles hoping someone initiates him…not that I care…it’s just funny…

Here’s a black man who is against gay black males coming out and who blames Obama and Oprah…so he’s making an announcement…”Obama has released the homo demon on the black man, look out black woman, a white homo may take your man….”…Good job Atlah Church for being as ignorant as fuck…insane…

If you’re anti boner videos, here’s a reporter Eats her Own Snot on TV of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

27

Feb

Sara Malakul Lane Nude in Jailbait of the Day

Sara Malakul Lane is this amazing creature and I call her a creature because she’s half asian, and asians are robots or aliens…but that doesn’t mean they aren’t good to have sex with, in fact, it makes them better…

She was a soap star or child star in Thailand, and now she’s in America…hopefully for the fat people…and not fame and fortune…because under that assumption and as a fat person…I can give her all she needs…totally ready to suffocate on her while she’s sitting on my face…I can pretend her ass is an all you can eat buffet….and if I die in the process…I’ll be glad it happened…I’ve been trying to eat myself to death for decades…this would be a good end to a horrible story….

That said, she hasn’t necessarily made it as a huge A List start, but that doesn’t mean she won’t…she’s just getting started and she’s making a movie a month…more importantly…she is one of those big breasted asian actors totally eager and willing to get naked in movies because it is sure as hell better than doing Thai Ping Pong shows, at least according to her and not me, because according to me, life would be better if I could buy you for 5 dollars an hour, instead of staring at screen and renting her movie Jailbait for 5 dollars…because some of us still rent DVDs…the Video Store is the one place you can find girls who aren’t uppity…

Here are a bunch of the nudes from the movie..because that is the kind of acting I’ve always loved.

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane